A – Is for Alastair, for all the deals he held

B – Is for Bobby, and his dog named Rumsfeld

C – Is for Christo, which is not really Latin

D – Is for Dean, who is as smooth as satin

E – Is for Ellen, mother of Jo

F – Is for fairy tales, which Sam seems to no

G – Is for ghoul, which ate there half-brother

H – Is for Hell, where Dean tortured one soul after another

I – Is for Impala, which is one cherry ride

J – Is for Jake, who did run and hide

K – Is for Kali, the tricksters old flame

L – Is for Lenore, whose neck Gordon aimed

M – Is for Mystery Spot, where Dean died a lot

N – Is for Nick Monroe, who made people think he was hot

O –Is for Okami, who needs to be stabbed a lot

P – Is for Pamela, who Bobby brought

Q – Is for quincunx, which is a five spot

R – Is for raw head, and kill Dean it must not

S – Is for sulfur, which does kind of stink

T – Is for there tattoo, which makes you think

U – Is for Uriel, who is really a dick

V – Is for Victor, who is easy to tick

W – Is for Woman in White, who was the first of them all

Z – Is for Zachariah, who is actually really bald

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