Title: HORNY
Author: Hagane ^^\/
Rating: General. When have I crossed the line and written a lemon? *wide innocent eyes*
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing(s): MitRu, MitSen, MitHana, MitMiya, MitEVERYONE.

Disclaimer: Mitsui is so MINE. *sticks tongue out at Yelen*

Summary: I don't like summaries. They cut the whole story short. What's the point then, of reading when you already know what's going to happen? So yeah, no summary. Nyah nyah. XP

HORNY

            *giggle*

            Nyan glared at her sister. Shut up you idiot! You're going to get us caught!

            Kyan giggled again, earning herself a heated glare. Gomen, I can't help it! This is so funny!

            Well, it would be a lot funnier if you'd just shut up! I swear Chi will find us out if you don't shut up! Nyan chided her.

            Demo—began Kyan but a sudden, impatient wave of Nyan's hand shut her up.

            Do you want to do this or not?!

            Kyan nodded her head vigorously.

            Then SHUT UP!!!

           

-o-

            I'm sure I left it on the third shelf. I know I did. Chi scratched his head as he stared at the overcrowded shelves. Next to the green bottle. I always leave my potions there.

            He stared hard, scratched his head one more time, then sighed in resignation. Oh well, I guess I must have been dreaming. I probably haven't even concocted the mixture yet. Best get down to making it then. And whistling, the brilliant, but incredibly disorganized scientist set to work- making another batch of the ultimate Mating Potion™.

-o-

            The two of them sneaked out of the laboratory, as quietly as possible. Once out of earshot, they erupted into a fit of laughter.

            Chi-san is such a scatterbrain! Giggled Kyan.

            Brilliant, but forgetful! Agreed Nyan.

            They caught each other's eyes and paused. Before bursting into fresh peals of laughter.

            I don't know how Ki-sama can entrust him with these! Exclaimed Nyan, gleefully holding out the tiny bottle that the old man had been hunting for.

            Kyan shook her head, still giggling. Ne, Nyan, shall we try it out?

            What for? We already know his potions work. Asked her sister.

            Well, it works on spirits, but does it work on humans? A mischievous gleam appeared in her eyes.

            Good point. Nyan pretended to ponder the thought a while. Let's find out.

-o-

            There! Kyan pointed.

            Nyan looked to see a tall, dark-haired boy sauntering down the street, whistling and acting as if he owned the world. She also noticed the many stares girls threw him as he sauntered by. He would be a good choice.

            Can you do it? She asked.

            Kyan nodded. Leave it to me sister!

-o-

            Well that was easy. Remarked Kyan.

            Of course it was. All you had to do was fly up to him and pour the mixture all over him. Scoffed Nyan.

            Well, if it was so easy you should have done it yourself then. Sulked her sister.

            And risk getting caught? Look, I think we both know who's the better look-out here. At least I can cover your back. I can't say the same for you.

            Kyan stuck her tongue out.

            Anyway, we had better go. Ki-sama might be looking for us.

            Kyan shook her head. But how will we know if it works?

            Oh, grinned Nyan, we'll know.

-o-

            Mitsui felt something trickle down his face and neck. "What the hell?" he muttered, wiping it off. He stared up at the sky. "Hell, at least its just water."

-o-

            "Weird." He commented as he made his way to school the next day. "There's this weird tingling feeling all over my body. Must be the heat."

-o-

tusuzuku~~

lol. that's it for now, I'm afraid. Gotta rush off to school. I'll continue this when I get back. ^^\/