Hello everyone, I am writing this out of pure boredom. I was reading X fic's when I came across one that was so funny. So I decided to kinda copy it but for FFX instead! Okay.. I will ask her permission later and if it is a no, no then you will know why I do not have it up anymore.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these Characters except Wakka. He is my sex slave ~smirk~

FFX parings summed up in 5 minutes

Tidus and Yuna

Tidus: Yuna I think I like you.

Yuna: I love you Tidus.

Tidus: I love you to.

Tidus and Yuna: ~sigh~

Tidus and Rikku

Tidus: GASP! We are both happy-go-lucky!

Rikku: ~gasp~ Yuna cant die!

Tidus: Your right.

~Yuna Dies~

Tidus: So Rikku, what you doing Saturday?

Rikku and Wakka:

Wakka: I hate Al bhed! You are all stupid!

Rikku: What was that Wakka?

Wakka: I said I love you.

Rikku and Auron:

Auron: Rikku you are so incredibly sexy.even though you are 16 and I am 34, and if we lived in modern times this would be illegal, and the fact that I am dead, we are still meant for each other.

Rikku: blink blink Auron I feel the same.



Rikku and Yuna

Rikku: Oh Yuna even though we are blood related we are like so meant for each other!

Yuna: Yes it is true.



Yuna and Wakka:

Wakka: Yuna your like a sister to me, but I want to be more then that!

Yuna: Oh Wakka take me know!!

Wakka: ~smirk~ gladly!



Wakka and Tidus;

Wakka: I think we should be more then friends Tidus.

Tidus: Why?

Wakka: Fan girls think just because we are friends we should be in love.

Tidus: But Wakka, I do love you.

Wakka: O_O



Wakka and Lulu:

Lulu: Wakka because I was in love with your brother I think I love you. I feel my stone cold heart melting for you.

Wakka: Lulu.. I love your body to; I mean I love you to





Lulu and Tidus:

Lulu: Tidus you look like Wakka's brother with whom I was so in love. Tidus take me know

Tidus: ~staring at her huge cleavage~ okay.



Auron and Tidus:

Auron: Tidus we are both "dead" We should be together

Tidus: Uh.okay



Kimahri and Yuna:

Kimahri: Yuna like daughter to Kimahri, Kimahri loves Yuna

Yuna: Oh Kimahri that tail of yours could be useful ~wink~

Kimahri: ~smirk~



Seymour and Anyone:

Seymour: All must love me for I am famous.

(Insert name here): But your dead!

Seymour: Hush, no one else knows that!



Lulu and Squall (no clue how I thought of this)

Lulu: ~glare~

Squall: ~glare~

Lulu: My heart is melting, I feel love and Joy I love you Squall!

Squall: Yeah whatever





Okay! All done! Like, Hate? Remember if I get one flame I am removing the story because I am real sensitive ~sniff, sniff ~



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