9/9/06: Redone. Fixed some misspellings -cough-Yahiko's name-cough- and fixed the format, which is still sorta screwy. Oh well...enjoy!

Hey everyone. This is my first fanfic, 'cuz I'm waiting for an inspiration for my other ideas. Meanwhile, this a silly, random songfic-thingy. It's to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," and it has the little saying things after each line like in the song. (I know, I know, it's not even Christmas. I was just bored in math and found myself humming the tune. Boredom does strange things to me...) It's about Kenshin's life…sorta. Don't worry, my other fanfics will be serious…kinda…oh, and I don't really expect any reviews on this, but if you would that'd be great. Thanks!

-Koneko

DISCLAIMER: Rurouni Kenshin is all mine! Muahaha!

Kenshin: Um, Koneko-dono? You don't own Rurouni Kenshin, de gozaru yo…

Me: Oh yeah…that sucks…

ON WITH THE SONG-FIC THINGY!

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Kenshin the Red-Haired Swordsman

(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer)

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Kenshin the red-haired swordsman, (swordsman!)

Used to be the Battousai. (go Ken!)

But when he killed his lover, (lover!)

He left his whole past behind. (boo-hoo!)

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Then one day he met Kaoru. (Kaoru!)

And after that so much changed. (good thing!)

He had finally had a family (family!)

Unafraid of his old name. ('bout time!)

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Then they were surprised one day,

When the chief came to say, (help help help!)

Himura, we need your aid.

Shishio needs to be slain.

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So Kenshin fought the battle, (battle!)

And for him things turned out well. (uh-huh!)

He got the lady Kaoru. (Kaoru!)

Shishio just pouted in hell. (BURN IN HELL SHISHIO!)

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Me: So? Did you like it? Love it? Want to add me to your favorite authors list?

Kenshin: Oro…that was random, de gozaru.

Yahiko: Yeah! And she didn't even mention me!

Me: Well, I'll write an actual fanfic soon. So…see you later alligator!

Yahiko: Ugh…