Soul opened up his laptop and sighed, he was going to ask Kid today for sure he'd been putting it off for about 2 weeks now… what was the chat room Kid used again? Oh, now he didn't know what to do 'well, I could always call him…. Oh yeah eight phone's I forgot' Soul thought to himself 'maybe Maka will know she likes to listen to people conversations' he thought again. Soul put his laptop down and walked into Maka's room to ask "Yo Maka, what that chat thing called what Kid goes on?" Maka looked at Soul "chat room mania I think" she looked back at whatever book she was reading. Soul turned to go but Maka spoke from behind her book "Soul remember to ask Kid, okay" soul just answered back with a "yes I will".
As Soul walk back into the small living room, he picked up his laptop and swiped his finger across the mouse board "stupid lock, " he mumbled to himself as he logged back on to his laptop, or rather Maka's either way Soul was still using it, once soul had got back onto the desktop he clicked the internet and typed into his favourite search engine 'chat room mania' he clicked the first link and it took him to a black and white drop website "figures" Soul said smiling as he typed his name in CLICK he was now in the chat.
Soul looked at the side of the page to see who was logged on I had 'Kid' and that was the only name on there. So he typed.
Soul: are you the only one here?
Kid: Yes, I am why do you want to know?
Soul looked at the response and started to type again.
Soul: Kid, it's me Soul like the one you know.
Soul clicked the send button and waited for Kid to reply which only took 10 seconds.
Kid: Oh. Hi Soul, why are you on here, do you like chat rooms now?
Soul: no, not really I just need to ask you something.
Kid: Okay then what is it.
Soul: well….
Soul didn't know what else to put other than well what was he meant to do, say oh kid are you gay!? Yeah, that would work he would be looking right at the end of Liz or patty…..Wait! Not like that!
Kid: Well what I want to know now…. Tell me.
Soul looked at the message and started to type 'maybe if I say it in a different way' he though.
Soul: People at school are saying you're not straight!
Soul had finally asked now Maka can stop asking him to THANK GOD.
Kid: I'm as straight as my measuring tape…
Soul: But…
Soul thought back to the time when Blair had appeared stark naked in the living room…. He was pretty sure that Blackstar and his were the only to get nosebleeds.
Kid: But what!
Kid: tell me now or I will come over and shoot the hell out of you.
Soul finally snapped out his thoughts and looked at the monitor knowing Kid, he would do that Soul thought as he typed his next message.
Soul: well you never get nosebleeds like me or Blackstar!
Kid: what's that got to do with anything?
Soul: I mean when you see a naked girl or anything like that time with Blair…
Once Soul had finished writing his last message he was half expecting Kid to shoot the door down and beat the crap out of him. But no kid did not shoot down the door, but simply replied with:
Kid: well it does surprise me….
Soul bit his lip 'if Kid was gay maybe he would think this is a joke' Soul's fingers tapped the keys.
Soul: What's that they don't have dicks?
Kid: What!
Soul: it was a joke.
Kid: sure, if I'm gay prove it.
Soul read kids last message and smirked, he remembered something Liz had told him and Maka.
Soul: Liz told me you offered to pluck her eyebrow before.
Kid: but they were messy and asymmetric!
'Typical Kid' Soul thought to himself.
Soul: What "straight" guy would do that too!
Kid: Me!
Soul was thinking how could he get Kid to say that he was gay or at least Bi 'why not ask him anything to do with symmetry' Soul put his plan into action and started to type.
Soul: fine then answer me this thou. Would you like to see ONE man and ONE woman together or Two men together.
If the Kid wasn't gay he would choose the man and woman, but if he chose two men then it was either his OCD or he's gay…
Kid: no comment…
soul: what's wrong you homophobic? or you don't want to tell me because I'll find out…
Kid: No. I'm not.
Soul: so which one then Kid?
Kid: The two men….. But. Only because it's symmetrical
Soul: so you like guy's then?
Kid: No! I change my mind now.
Soul chuckled he could imagine Kid having one of his panic attacks, oh how much fun it was to tease him.
Soul: you're Bi?
Kid: No! The man and woman one! I choose that.
Maka slowly walked out her room hearing Soul chuckling to himself. She pulled her pig tails tighter and walked over to him and read the chat from the back. She smirked she now knew that she might get a chance with Kid. Soul looked around to see Maka reading the chat "do you mind?" Soul asked, moving away so she couldn't see, Maka just moved as well "nope I don't" she said smiling soul just sighed and continued typing.
Soul: well Maka's reading all of this now.
Kid: What!?
Soul: don't worry, I'm sure she won't tell anyone you're gay
Kid: good tell make to mind her own business!
Kid: Wait I'm not gay.
"tell Kid, I said hi back to him too" Maka said reading the kids' message and walking into the kitchen.
Soul: sure, sure Maka say 'nice to speak to you too Kid'.
Kid: I still don't want her looking at this….
Soul: she's gone now.
Kid: okay, but if she says anything I'm grabbing Liz and Patty and blowing her brains out.
Soul smiled at kid's comment 'sometimes I wish I could do that' he thought, but after all this was his partner so he had to put something back.
Soul: not if I stop you first!
Kid: well you can try I will just outsmart you like always…
Soul: And what does that mean?!
Kid: nothing~.
Soul: well Blackstar tried to throw paper in your hair today.
Kid: Did any get in?!
At this point Soul was tempted to put yes but that would make Kid go into a full-out spaz attack so he told the truth.
Soul: No none got in the all fell to the ground before they could hit you.
Kid: that's good I would have had to spend hours looking for the paper after all I don't want my hair to be asymmetrical.
Soul: but you're hair always is…
Once Soul had sent this message, it took Kid ten minutes to answer him back now, after all Kid was most likely ended up on the floor crying waiting for Liz or Patty to calm him down.
Kid: Well it's not like I can help that!
Soul: well, that's true.
Kid: Well you're asymmetric!
Soul: I know and I look damn right cool!
Kid: How can you sleep knowing that?
Soul: I don't have OCD.
Kid: Take. That. Back.
Soul didn't know that kid could get so butt hurt about being called OCD, I mean people have said it to him before right? Like his dad would Shinigami-sama would even get him that pill thing right? But seeing how bad kid's OCD was no he didn't.
Soul: you love me really to…
Kid: No I don't.
Soul: Kid, I meant in a friend way.
Kid: Now. Who said you where my friend?
Was it Soul or did this chat become awkward?
Soul: so did you know that slugs can sleep up to three years?
Way to go Soul you so covered that up right there Soul thought, smiling oh how wrong he was.
Kid: I knew that.
Kid has logged off.
Soul: … well that failed.
Soul logged on the chat as well and shut down Maka's laptop 'well school was going to be awkward tomorrow, then oh god Kid is going to kill me…' Soul thought as he made it to his bedroom.