The Flying Buffon Project

by Tilenhawk123

This is my 2.nd story, its currently in progress and its kind of a Karl Pilkington / Band Of Brothers Parody. Currently There are no characters listed, but they will be listed when the story is completed. Expect new parts every 2.nd week. It is published so you can suggest characters, scenes,...

1. Chapter 1

It was fall in year 1999 and the army of the United States of Buffon was prearing for a new project. Project that would change the country's future: The Flying Buffon Project; a atempt to do some airborne in the country's army. So army bought 2 Ilyushin Il-14's to start off with 'em. Now years of epic fails will start!

- Get ower here you non-Buffons!

- Yes commander Pilkington!

- Listen up. You will pack your diapers and adult magazines and rush to the traning camp to get started for airborne traning!

- Sir yes sir!

Meanwihle in aircraft hangar and repair station.

- So lets get this bad boy a airborne upgrade.

- Hell yeah!

5 hours later...

- Ok finaly those damn cast iron rods went up...

- And the cast iron hooks arrived.

- So what?

- Well guys will have straps with paraschutes.

- Yeah whatever ... you know what?

- Nope

- Lets just go to a bar and some liters of beer.

- Fine, But you will pay.

-No you will or else I wil show you my Rape face!

- Oh holy god! My worse nightmare! I will pay!