Author's Note: I wonder if this is considered a song-fic...I haven't ever written one before nor do I read them so ah well. Anywho of course I was listening to Milkshake by Goodnight Nurse when I wrote this, great song. If you haven't heard it yet, you should. Please review and enjoy!

Misaki sat on the couch watching TV like any normal college student, naively assuming that he was safe because his landlord and lover, the great Lord Usami Akihiko, had gone out earlier for an interview for a very important literary journal, so Misaki had the whole house to himself. The show he was watching ended and a music video for a cool English song came on and Misaki squealed for he had a great liking to that song, even though he didn't understand the lyrics at all it had a very cool beat and the lyrics sounded just awesome.

Misaki, because he thought he was safe, stood up and began swaying his hips, and singing along with the male singer.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to yard

And they're like,

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours."

The spiky haired male turned up the song and grabbed one of the Suzuki-sans and began dancing with it as he sang passionately.

"I know you want it

The thing that makes me

What the guys go crazy for."

Misaki got so into the song he jumped onto the couch and swung his hips from side to side sexily.

"Lala-lalala

Woman up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting."

Unbeknownst to the occupied young adult, the door opened and in walked Usagi-san walked in, eyes closed and mouth open to complain about what annoying day he had had, but then he heard Misaki's voice singing the most interesting lyrics. The novelist opened his eyes and his eyes went wide, and then he smirked most cunningly and reached into his pocket.

"Damn right it's better than yours

I'd teach you but I'd have to charge."

When the song ended Misaki was in a most embarrassing pose with his eyes close, a big grin on his face, and one fist in the air.

"What are you doing?"

Misaki paled and slowly turned around. There stood this lover, gone out and pointed in his direction.

"What are you doing?"

Usagi-san gave him a dangerous smirk. "Filming your performance of course."

Misaki blushed. "Whatever."

The young adult got up and then was instantly taken into the author's arms. "Do you know what you were singing?"

Misaki tried to escape. "No, and so what?"

Usagi-san's smirk widened and then licked the inside of Misaki's ear, then began to drag Misaki upstairs.

"Hey, wait, what the hell do you think you're doing? Let me go you pervert!"

"Oh no, I want to see if you're milkshake is as good as you claim."

"Milkshake?" Misaki asked angry and confused.

"I'll explain it to you upstairs."

"No, I don't want to know, I don't want to know!"

But it didn't matter and Usagi-san proceeded to teach and explain to Misaki, in a most explicit way, what Misaki had been singing about.

A/N: Please review!