Hi everyone! It's me, I wanted to do a Sonic Truth or Dare but I suppose I can't. Everyone's done one anyways, so I decided to do a LotR Truth or Dare, and yes, I will be putting up my new Sonic chapter tommorow, this chapter is introducing but I'm also going to dare them. I'm using my OC Shadix the Hedgehog to host, he says that I pay him in chocolate.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Lord of the Rings, I would be making Elrond make me pancakes. Don't ask.
Shadix: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Son'Amy's fic Truth or Dare: LOTR Style! Me and my sister Shadia will be introducing the characters!
*Shadia rushes in with her dark red fur fluffed up* Shadia: Uh, Shadix? I don't think this is good.... Look....
Shadix: *looks down hallway and turns a very unpleasant shade of green* YOU IDIOTS, GET UP HERE, IT'S SHOW-TIME!
Aragorn: I escaped! What the... *peers down the door and sees a kebbit killing everyone* Why is there a kebbit?
Shadix: That's not what I saw! It was the Balrog playing Russian Roullete with everyone!
Aragorn:... Russian Roullete? Oh *bleep*!
Shadia: *shoots Aragorn with a bath substant* Bad Telcontar! No swearing!
Frodo: Whew, managed to escape from the kebbit! *shudders*It was pink!
Son'Amy: Whoa whoa whoa! Kebbits from Runescape, pink ones at that, shouldn't be here! Let's start over! *snaps fingers*
Poof!
Shadix: Hi, everyone, and welco- You know, I'm getting the strangest feeling of deja vu...
Shadia: Stupid... anyway, Hi, everyone and welcome to Son'Amy's fic Truth or Dare: LOTR Style! Everyone mentioned in LOTR is dare-able, truth-able! Including Scarybrows!
Shadix: We are introducing the Fellowship this chapter, so Whitey here came early.
Gandalf: What did I tell you about calling me that, Shadix?
Shadix: "If you call me that again you'll wake up with a extra hand"?
Gandalf: Exactly. Oh hi, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Elessar Envinyatar Telcontar Thorongil Wingfoot Strider! Elessar Envinyatar Telcontar Thorongil Wingfoot Strider! Oh, hi, Gandalf!
Hobbits: Where's the kitchen? We're hungry!
Boromir: Honestly, why in Arda do you eat so much, Hairyfeet- I mean, Hobbit- I mean, Halfling?
Hobbits: It's in our nature!
Legolas: Gimli, you can't kill an elf with a axe!
Gimli: Yes you can!
Shadia: Oh carp... I have to do it again... *shoots tranquililizer at Gimli*
Legolas: Thanks, Shadia! *sings something in elvish*
That's all for this chapter! Please don't flame, but please send in your truth or dares! And yes, we have a fanpit. It's in Mordor, as we're broadcasting this from Gondor, we can easily shoot a Ent to it with this handy slingshot sweet lil' Tails gave me before I left Mobius. Don't forget to send them in!