Disclaimer: I dont own Stargate Atlantis. *pouts*
No real warnings, This one is slash if you want to look at it like that I suppose.
Just for funnsies!
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Stargate Atlantis
'You know Sheppard, you have really short legs.'
Sheppard glared. Hard.
'Right, that's it.'
Rodney scrunched up his nose, 'That's it what?'.
'I'm not saving your life next time.' Sheppard grinned, crossing his arms smugly.
Looking appalled, Rodney spluttered; 'What? Y-you cant do that!'
'Watch me.'
'Okay! Okay! I take it back! You have very nice legs!' the scientists' eyes widened as John raised an eyebrow, 'N-No, no I mean, urh, I didn't mean it like that! I-I mean its not that you don't have nice legs, I just m-meant that you don't have short legs!... Well, you sorta do-B-But-'
John nodded, as if deciding something. 'Yeap. Bored now.' And with that, he walked out of the room, leaving a gapping Rodney.
'…But you'll still save me, Right?'