"Homu!" Madoka cried as she buried her head into Homura's still heaving chest. The pink haired woman's tears were now falling freely as Homura did her best to sooth her lover, while the infuriating Kyubey sat there before them with unwavering red eyes and a twitching tail that spoke of his interest in the scene that was unfolding out before him.
"Fascinating," he commented to himself before turning to ask the brunette, "And you humans cry tears when embarrassed as well? And when you are sad? And when you are happy? Tears are very useful for the overall optical health but who knew humans could harness it in so many ways! Thank you Homura Akemi, Madoka Kaname for enlightening me."
Homura wanted to smack the alien-cat-thing but couldn't move thanks to Madoka's tiny arms tightly locked around her waist. "HOMU!" she wailed again, her tear stained, flushed face now effectively soaking Homura's thick winter sweater.
Madoka wanted Homura to say something, to make everything all better like she always did. Homura wasn't sure how to this time. So, naturally she did the only thing she could - get pissed at Kyubey.
"You idiot," she hissed at the creature. "I don't give a damn what you do but mind your own business from now on. You've caused enough trouble."
Kyubey seemed unperturbed, his face still seemingly smiling. "I thought the car was malfunctioning," he stated simply as if it explained everything. Continuing, "The way it was jumping up and down, I thought you two were stuck in there and I was going to rescue you from an untimely death attributed to stationary motor vehicle. I had no idea you guys were copulat-"
"HOMURAAAAA!" Madoka nearly screamed as she clutched the dark haired woman's sweater with all her might. Now both of their faces were bright beet red.
Pulling herself away from Madoka's iron little fists Homura proceeded to pick Kyubey up by the scruff of the neck and walk over to the open front door. "Go bother some other people," she says coldly before shutting the door on the Incubator's infuriatingly adorable face.
Going back over to the couch to comfort the still traumatized and insanely embarrassed Madoka, Homura hears faintly in her mind Kyubey's voice saying: Next time you wish to copulate please make sure I am not in the direct vicinity.