this is a version of xbramblestarx's idea... url of the original thing: h t t p : / / xbramblestarx . deviantart .com/art/Warriors-for-Dummies-Part-1-99068670
enjoy! prepare yourself for crazy couples and random hilarity.
Brightspirit: Hello, children. My name is Brightspirit. Let's all just pretend that I don't totally remind you guys of Spottedleaf, cuz she's fox dung compared to me. I am an ancient all-powerful StarClan cat chock-full of AWESOMENESS!!! (C'mon, only awesome cats have names like Brightspirit.) That's right. Bask in my glory...
Jayfeather: Oh, I am...
Brightspirit: *licks paw, touches shoulder.* Sizzzle....
Honeyfern: Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoooo!!!! I should not have died it's so unfair!! Now Poppyfrost is probably going to steal Berrynose, and then I'll be ALONE FOREVER!!!!! Waaahhh!!!!!!
Dustpelt: ...Was that supposed to be funny?
Ferncloud: I wuv my Dustpelt, and will do anything for him! HECK, I'd have his kits every other MOON, if...that was...physically possible... Oh well I'll get Spottedleaf to set that up for me cuz she's all magical and she can do ANYTHING!!
Spottedleaf: Sol is a reincarnation of me. But he's also my son who I had with Barley but then Barley cheated on me with Ravenpaw and I decided to flirt with Firestar because he's just so darn cute!!! Ooh, yeah. Bet you're REALLY confused now...
Barley: I never liked Spottedleaf. I LUV BLUESTAR!!!!!
Bluestar: Oakheart is so mean I think he's having an affair with Spottedleaf. SHEESH StarClan cats think they can do anything they want!... I'll go get Stonefur to pummel Oakheart while I make out with Barley...
Ravenpaw: NOOOO Barleyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Oakheart: So what if I made out with Spottedleaf everyone's doing it these days! And does anyone deny that we'd make a cute couple??!! *gets crushed by boulders* Not again!!!
Spottedleaf: DID THAT SCUM BRIGHTSPIRIT JUST CALL ME FOX DUNG???!!?!?!!?!!!
Firestar: Spottedleaf can be a little slow on the uptake, but hey, she's HOT. With a capital H!... Hello, this is Firestar, here to say, GET OFF MY BACK I'M NOT THAT OLD AND I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!!!!!!!! WAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rumors: Firestar is going to die soon!!!
Firestar-Haters: We hate Firestar he's such a Gary-Stu he's sooo booooring. And he's old. Really reallllyyy old. But we have mixed feelings because some people want Brambleclaw to be leader and others hate his guts... So yeah...
Hollyleaf: PACK PACK, KILL KILL!!!
Brightheart: ...not cool man...