Madison Taylor's Extra Special Best Cardcaptor Fan Fiction Story EVER!



By Lillian B. Parker



1.1 Chapter 1

With the Final Judgment passed, and almost all 52 Clow Cards turned into Star Cards, life was going pretty good for Cardcaptor Sakura Avalon. She was still embarrassed about having to be carried home by her friend Madison and the other Cardcaptor in her hometown, Li. She couldn't help being drained of her energy! But otherwise than that, everything was going her way. And speaking of 'ways', Sakura's older brother Tory's best friend Julian Starr a.k.a. Uway, second guardian to the Clow Cards was at the door. Mr. Avalon let Julian in.

"Good morning Julian."

"Good morning! Hi Tory, Hi Sakura." Sakura, who just realized she was still in her PJ's squealed and zoomed out of the room. Tory rolled his eyes. Mr. Avalon just smiled and dished out the pancakes. Fully dressed, Sakura returned to the kitchen. She helped herself to some pancakes and slipped some into a napkin to bring up to Kero, the other guardian of the Cards. Pancakes and pudding were his favorite.

"Oh!" Sakura faked. "I forgot my notebook upstairs!" Sakura slapped her forehead and ran upstairs. She quickly gave Kero the pancakes and hurried back downstairs. Julian and Tory were wheeling their bikes out of the garage.

"Bye Dad!" Sakura called, after she had snapped her skates on. She hopped down the stairs and set off for school. Mr. Avalon stood in the doorway, and watched her skate away. Inside the house, the phone glowed an eerie red as Madison and a boy with blue hair approached the house. The phone stopped glowing. The power lines crackled behind the house.

"Hi Mr. Avalon, is Sakura home?" asked Madison.

"She just left. If you hurry you can catch her."

"Thanks!" as soon as the kids left, the phone immediately rang.

"Hello?" asked Mr. Avalon into the telephone.

"Good morning Mr. Avalon. I have some good news for you..."

"Hey Sakura!" Called a voice. Sakura skidded to a stop and turned around. It was Madison. And Eli Moon.

"Hi!" Sakura called, waving. They came over.

"We just stopped at your house to walk to school with you." Madison said. "You must have got an early start this morning." Eli joined in.

"Mmm hmm!"

"Let's get going. Or else we'll all be late." Sakura said smiling. When they were just about there, they walked past the street that turned down to where Li lived. And Li was there. He spotted them and literally ran towards them.

"Oh hi Li!" Sakura said, seeing him coming over.

"Hi." Li said, legs starting to turn into mush. Eli glared at Li. Li glared back. Li stepped in front of Madison so he could walk next to Sakura.

"Hey Madison, do you want to come and sleepover tomorrow night? My dad is making lasagna and I know how much you like it." Sakura asked over her shoulder.

"All right. I'm pretty sure I can go."

"Great!" Sakura said. They were at the school now. Sakura took off her elbow, wrist, and kneepads off. Along with her skates. She stuffed them back in her pack as the bell to go to class rang.

In 5-2, the class was excited. It was Friday, and all classes have weekend fever in the air. Mr. Torrado did too. He hardly paid attention to the day's schedule and let silent reading time go an hour long. Kids stirred restlessly in their seats. Sakura and Madison were passing notes, careful not to be caught. Eli was staring at his books, eyes not moving. He had the usual evil smirk on his face, an evil plot forming in his mind. What could he do with the sleepover tomorrow night?

"Hee hee hee." He laughed silently to himself. He got out a book, which had a lock on it. He wrote:

'Dear Diary,

I have good plans for Saturday night. This morning I successfully was able to start the plan of ruining Li Shoran's life. And improving mine. Sakura will be leaving with her family to Timbuktu and I can cause all the mayhem I want. Ha ha ha. I am reading a good book ..'

Li was in a good mood, too. He had known that rusty pair of binoculars in his closet would come in handy one day.

"Hee hee hee." Li laughed into the pages of 'Les Miserable'.

In the passed notes between Madison and Sakura, they had discussed what they were going to do at the sleepover.

'We'll watch some of my Cardcaptor movies.'

'And have cake.'

'Yum. But you'll have to make sure Kero doesn't eat all of it.'

'Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should order a pizza instead.'

'Is Tory going to be there?'

'I dunno.'

'I hope not. He is so annoying.'

'Ditto.'

Meanwhile at Tory's School.

Tory was rubbing his neck. It was so sore from Ruby hanging on it all the time.

"Hey, what's wrong?" asked Julian.

"Nothing." Tory muttered.

"Hey, want to go and see a movie tomorrow night or something?"

"I guess." Tory grunted.

"Something is wrong, isn't it?"

"My #@%&$#% neck hurts!" Tory snarled.

"Oh. Want an Advil?"

"No thanks."

"Ooooooooh TORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came Ruby's annoying sing song voice. "TORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uunnnn." Groaned Tory.

"Tory! Do you want to come and have dinner at my mast--- er my house tomorrow?"

"Um. Me and Julian were going to see a movie."

"Oh that's fine! Julian can come and have dinner too and we can all see a movie together! I'll see you at 7:00?"

Tory grunted again.

"Okay then." She flung her arms around him and gave him a huge hug. "Bye!" She skipped out of the room.

"I think I'll take that Advil now." Tory said.

2 Chapter 2

"Hey Dad, Can Madison sleepover tomorrow?" Sakura asked as soon as she heard her dad come in. Silence.

"Dad?" Sakura asked, setting down the cake mix box. She walked to the table where her dad was sitting, head in his hands. "What's wrong?"

"I got a call from work this morning."

"And.."

"They want to move me up."

"Well that's good!"

"We'll have to move." That last word came a shock.

"Move? But I don't want to move!"

"Well, I'm not REALLY sure if we'll have to move. We'll have to just cross our fingers and wait." Sakura sighed.

"Okay then. But can Madison come over? And can we order pizza?"

"I suppose so. Just don't annoy Tory. I don't think he has any plans." Just then, Tory came in.

"Hi." He grumbled.

"Bad day?" Sakura asked.

"Ughnn." Tory said.

"Hey, Dad had a bad day too. Let's have a pity party!" Sakura suggested.

"What's wrong, Son?" Mr. Avalon asked. Tory mumbled some words.

"What's that? I heard the name Ruby!" squealed Sakura.

"Ruby?" questioned Mr. Avalon.

"Sigh. Julian and me have to go to some girl's house for dinner. She invited us and it's the only polite thing to do. Then we're going to a movie."

"Sounds like a date to me. I better call Madison." Sakura said and ran to the phone. She picked up the cordless receiver to go to her room and call. A piece of purple paper fell off the receiver. Sakura picked it up. It had the Clow Seal on it. Just like the one from the teddy bear. Sakura stifled a gasp and ran to her room.

"It's identical to the one from the bear!" Sakura told Kero. Kero stared at both pieces of paper.

"Something strange IS going on. The Seal, the phone call." Kero's voice trailed off.

"But what if we move? What about everything weird that has happened? Will it follow me? And what about Uway? And Li?" Sakura began to cry.

"Hey, it's okay. I really don't think you'll move. If you do, Uway will find someway to assist you. And you kick butt more than that other kid does." Sakura sniffed.

"But I won't have my friends!" She wailed and flung herself on the bed. Kero patted her shoulder.

"Um... Master?" Ruby asked Eli, tracing a star in the carpet with her foot.

"What is it." Eli said, in his sexy monotone voice.

"Can I have some friends come over tomorrow?"

"What for."

"Uh. Dinner? And then we were going to a movie."

"I guess so. I have some plans tomorrow too. I should be delighted to meet your girly friends.

"Um."

"And I will be referred to you as your cousin. Understood?"

"Yes Master. Thank you." Ruby turned to leave.

"Ruby?"

"Yes?"

"What do girls do at sleepovers?"

"We, er, talk about boys and stuff and eat junk food, and usually watch movies, talk on the phone some with boys. You know. Girl stuff."

"I am not a girl, so I don't know about Girl Stuff."

"I know that."

"You are dismissed." Eli waved his hand towards the door. Ruby raced out. Suppi turned his catty face away from his fav book.

"I don't like that look on your face." He said to Eli.

"Shut up."

"I know exactly what you're going to do." Suppi continued.

"You do?"

"Yes."

"Do think it's a good idea?"

"Well, no. Peeking at girls isn't nice."

"I'm not going to be peeking. I'm going to cause more trouble so their sleepover party is ruined. MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."

Sakura was cleaning her room up, so there would be room for Madison to set out her sleeping bag, pillow, and portable TV with a VCR.

"So, what are you girls going to do at the sleepover party?" Kero asked.

"We're going to eat food and watch movies."

"No calling boys?"

"No. I'm not going to call boys." Sakura snapped. "And you better leave our food alone or I'm going to toss you outside for the night." Kero gulped.

"All right! But can you get me some pudding now?" Sakura sighed and left to get the snack.

"Mmm! I can't wait for the sleepover. Pizza and pudding!" Kero giggled.

Sakura returned.

"Yippie!" Kero cried and ripped the seal off the pudding cup. Sakura sat back down on her bed.

"I just don't understand! There has to be another magical force that is causing everything."

"Gulp. Ahhh." Kero sighed, rubbing his tummy. "Everything, you mean, as the dark magic? And your dreams?"

"Yeah. I wonder why Clow Reed is always in them. Does it mean it has something to do with the Clow Cards?"

"Either that or you are pre-reading the future."

"And what is that supposed to mean?" snapped Sakura.

"Oh. I don't know." Kero said, un-convincingly.

"Ugh! You stupid guardian beast!" Sakura hid her face in her pillow.

The next morning, Sakura woke up. She dressed in case Julian was downstairs. He usually was and she heard voices. Brushing back her hair and tying it up in her marble bands, she promised Kero she would bring him pancakes. Sakura thundered down the stairs, looking forward to stealing the funnies from Tory. Julian was there as expected. He and Tory were scanning the movies.

"What about Mega Mutilation?" asked Tory.

"Violent movies are not good for your health." Said Mr. Avalon.

"So what Dad? You watch Terminator." Mr. Avalon went back to emptying the dishwasher.

"Or what about Killer Tomatoes from Planet Mars."

"That sounds dumb." Tory said.

"Why don't you go see Fluffy Bunny and Friend's in 3-D?" suggested Sakura.

"Shut up squirt." Julian sighed.

"I guess we could always rent a movie." He said.

"Well you're not going to watch it here." Sakura said, glaring at Tory. "Madison is sleeping over."

"That means.." Julian looked at Tory with a pained look on his face.

"We have to call * Gulp * a GIRL."

"Hey. It can't be that bad can it?" Julian said. He picked up the cordless and handed it to Tory

Ring a ling! went the phone at Ruby, Eli, and Suppi's house. Ruby

yawned and walked over to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Um. Is this Ruby?"

"Yes it is. Who may I ask is calling?"

"It's Tory."

"Oh! Hi! Um, hold on a sec, I think the waffles are burning." Ruby said. She covered the receiver and jumped up and down.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! A GUY just called my house! Ooooooooooo!" She cleared her throat and un-covered the phone.

"Okay, I'm back."

"What about the waffles?"

"False alarm. My curling iron over heated."

"Er, yeah. Um, me and Julian looked at the movies in the paper and."

"Yes?"

"Well, there really isn't anything good at the theaters, so would it be okay if we rented a movie?"

"Yeah! That sounds great. I'll be at your house in a half hour so we can go and pick some out." Ruby said, playing with her hair.

"And um. My sister has a friend over so would it be okay if. We watched it at your place?"

"Tory, hold on for another moment, now my cat spilled the orange juice." Suppi who was watching cartoons glared her way. Ruby re-covered the phone.

"Oooooooooo!" she squealed. "This is so GREAT!" she came back on.

"Bad kitty! I'm here. Yeah, that'll be fine. See you soon!"

"Uh, Ok. Bye."

"Buh-bye!" She slammed the phone down. Ruby ran to her room and screamed for joy.

"See? It wasn't that bad." Julian comforted Tory. Tory screamed.

3 Chapter 3

Madison was at the door, a backpack slung over her shoulder and a sleeping bag and pillow tucked under her arms.

"Hey Madison!" Sakura said to her friend.

"Hi Sakura! I'm all ready to have some fun!"

"Great! Dad's going to order the pizza soon. Does pepperoni and extra cheese sound fine?"

"Sure! Lasagna and Pizza. My favorites."

"Yah. But before we eat we get to help Tory."

"With what?"

"Pick out clothes for his DATE."

"Ooooooooooo!" both girls squealed.

"This will be fun." Madison giggled as they ran upstairs and pounded on Tory's door.

"Tory!" Sakura called. "The fashion consultant is here!"

"Shut up!" Sakura pushed the door open. Tory was wearing khaki's and a blue button up shirt, glaring at them from his dresser.

"Ugh! You're wearing THAT?" Madison shrieked. "No no no. This is a big fashion 'No-no.'" Madison helped herself across the littered floor and over to the open closet. Sakura laughed at the look on Tory's face when Madison suggested that lime green was definitely his color and that he needed to look nice for his date.

"It's not a date!" he yelled.

"Is too! A dinner and a movie is a date!" Sakura yelled back as Madison scrounged around for matching shoes with the outfit she picked out.

"Well you two squirts are having dinner and a movie."

"Yah. But we're girls and we're not nasty and there are no boys, so it's not considered a date. And besides. Madison is spending the night here. You're not staying at Ruby's house, are you?"

"No." Tory said. He started to say more but Madison shoved clothes in his arms.

"Here. Now you will be up to date in the fashion world." They left him to change and ran to wait for the pizza dude.

"Mm! That smells good!" Madison said as Mr. Avalon opened the pizza box and set down the lasagna dish. Tory came down the stairs.

"Whoa! Since when did you join the surf club?" asked Mr. Avalon. Tory snorted. Madison had picked out a Hawaiian printed button up shirt, and a white tee underneath. Tory had on short pants and white scuffed up shoes.

"See? Doesn't he look much better?" asked Madison.

"Much better." Sakura agreed. The doorbell rang.

"That's Julian." Tory said and went to open the door. Everyone at the table leaned to see if it wasn't Julian and it was Ruby instead.

"Hi Julian."

"Nice outfit." Julian said, stepping into the house. Julian was wearing another of his usual goody two shoe outfits

"Gee thanks." Tory said, sarcastically.

"Hi everyone." Julian said. He turned back to Tory. "I've got the movies."

"Great. Thanks for going instead of me."

"Yeah. She totally bought the 'had to baby-sit' story." There was a knock at the door. There was a re-play as Madison, Mr. Avalon, and Sakura leaned to look at the door.

"You open it." Tory told Julian.

"No. You."

"No, you!"

"We both will." Julian compromised. They both seized the doorknob.

"Hi!" chirped Ruby who invited herself in, pushing past the boys.

"Uh, hi." Tory said. Ruby had on dressy black pants and a magenta tank top that was kind of open at the top.

"Nice outfit. Lime green is definitely your color." Ruby pointed out the lime green spots on the Hawaiian shirt. Tory smiled weakly. Sakura rushed over.

"Hi! I'm Tory's sister Sakura. You must be Tory's GIRLFRIEND." Tory almost smacked her one.

"Oh! Ha ha ha ha." Giggled Ruby.

"I'm Tory's father." Mr. Avalon said, coming over.

"Nice to meet you."

"And I'm Madison Taylor, Sakura's friend." Ruby quickly hid the surprise on her face when she heard Madison's name. Could this be the Madison that Eli wrote about in his diary?

'Dear Diary,

There is this cute girl named Madison Taylor in my class. She is Sakura's friend. If I get to know Sakura, I can get to know Madison much better. :) Today I scored 3 goals in soccer in gym class... '

"Um, hi!" Ruby said.

"If we hurry." Ruby said to Julian and Tory, "The dinner won't burn."

"Uh, all right. Bye dad."

"Bye!" Julian said.

"Nice meeting all of you." Ruby said politely, and the three left.

"Bye Tory's Girlfriend!" yelled Sakura, waving. Tory glared at her. Madison and Sakura laughed and went back to their dinner.

"Your sister seems nice." Ruby told Tory.

"She's a real pest."

"My, er, cousin is a real pest too. He's at the house. But he'll be leaving soon."

"As in, back to where he lives?" Tory asked.

"No he lives with me and my cat. He has some plans tonight." Tory kept his mouth shut the rest of the way. Ruby's house was big. It was amazing how only 2 people and a cat could live there.

"Good. Dinner didn't burn. I hope you like Mac and Cheese and Grilled Cheese because that's just about what I can make."

"It's the only thing you can make." Muttered Suppi who was trying to act like a real cat by sitting in scratching post cubbyhole.

"Um, did your cat say something?" Julian asked.

"What? No! He doesn't talk! Do you my little sweetie kissy baby poo?" Ruby asked Suppi.

"Mreow!" Suppi said.

Dinner was quiet so far. Then some blue haired kid burst out of one of the rooms in a weird costume.

"Uh. Hi?" Eli said, seeing Tory and Julian eating Ruby's horrible cheese cooking on HIS dishes and using HIS placemats.

"Oh. This is my cousin Eli." She turned to the boys. "Don't mind him. He likes to play dress up." She whispered.

"Ruby. I thought you were going to have some friends over." Eli said, eyes darting towards Julian. Then to Tory.

"I am. These are my friends." Eli raised his eyebrows and raced out of the kitchen and rambled down the stairs and out the front door.

"Weird kid." Tory said. Ruby refrained from making a smart comment about the outfit that boy who was friends with Sakura always wore. She just smiled.

"Okay. Which movie do you want to watch first?" asked Madison. "Do you want to watch the Water Card? Or do you want to want to see the Create and the Big Cards?"

"I vote for the create card!" Kero yelled from the little sleeping bag Madison had made for him (pillow included).

"Yah. Let's watch that one." Sakura said. Madison popped the tape into the VCR. Sakura suddenly sat up straight.

"What is it Sakura?" asked Madison.

"I've got that feeling again! That another strange thing is about to happen." Madison's eyes sparkled.

"Good thing that I brought my camera and the latest outfit for you to wear."

"But what if my dad comes in to check on us?" Sakura asked.

"There is one way. But we need to go and check this out."

"What way... Oh! The Mirror card!" Sakura cried. She raced to her desk and pulled out the Sakura Clow book. She flipped through them and found the mirror card.

"Key of the star, With powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light. RELEASE!" The star key extended and Sakura almost hit Kero as she twirled it above her head.

"Mirror card! Portray the images before you! Mirror Card!" The Mirror card twirled in the air and turned into a Star Card. Then there were two Madison's and Sakura's in the room. The real Sakura collapsed.

"I guess we'll have to wait until we can go." Madison said to Kero.

"How you doin'?" asked Kero, winking at the mirror Sakura.

Li was frantically throwing things out from under his bed and out of his closet.

"Where are those binoculars?" he said to himself, searching the closet again. "Now my evening will be ruined." Then he sensed it. Another of the dark magic sense's he and Sakura had sensed. He leapt over to his bed and stared at the phone, waiting for it to ring.

Sakura, now dressed in a white skirt with a pink half covering skirt, and a white frilly blouse with a heart in the middle. Madison finished tying the pink bow in her hair. Sakura was reaching for the phone and began to dial.

"Hey. I thought you said you weren't going to be calling boys." Kero said.

"This is important Kero." Sakura said and finished dialing Li's number and waited for him to answer.

Ring! Li lunged for the phone.

"Hello?" he hopefully asked.

"Hi Li. It's Sakura."

"Did you sense it?" Li immediately asked, getting out his green costume.

"Yeah. I'm sensing something over by King Penguin Park."

"I'll be there." Li said.

"Great. See you." Said Sakura.

"Bye." Li said, turning to mush. He hung up the phone and sighed deeply.

"Hee hee hee." Eli laughed, perched on top of the penguin's slide's crown. "This should be interesting to see." He brought out his sun key.

" I call upon the powers of the day and the night, Sun and darkness, unleash your might! REALEASE!" The sun staff grew.

"I command that by the powers of the night, a snowfall to come upon this town." Eli said. It soon began to lightly snow.

"Ha ha ha ha ha." Laughed Eli, jumping down from his perch and sliding down the slide. He ran and hid behind some snow sprinkled bushes and waited for the Cardcaptors to arrive.

"Too bad Ruby and Spinel can't be here." He muttered. "Oh well. They can have their own fun. Tee hee."

"Oh my gosh! It's snowing outside!" Ruby said, pointing out of the window, interrupting the action of 'The Matrix'.

"What?" The snow snagged the boys attention. The snow was starting to fall harder. Tory stopped the movie and found the weather station.

"A snow storm seems to have traveled down from the mountain's to our cozy little town."

"I'll say." Thought Ruby, knowing it could only be the work of Eli. She smirked at the bewildered weatherman.

"Wow! If this keeps up we'll be..." Julian trailed off.

"Stuck here for the night." Tory finished, the same look on his face as Julian's. They both looked at Ruby.

"You can always stay in the guest room and on the couch." She said.

"What about your cousin?"

"Oh. He'll either make it back or find a place to stay."

"Like on the streets?" Julian asked aghast.

"No. He has friends."

'Dear Diary,

Sakura is now my friend and Madison is beginning to like me more. This is just great. Maybe someday I can cause a major disaster so me and Madison are the only people left on earth so we have to repopulate. I got a paper-cut this morning. It hurts. Oh well. Tomorrow I get to watch TV and....'

"Ah. Reading your Master's Diary is fun." Ruby thought.

"All right." Tory said. He sat back down and pressed the Play button. Julian stayed at the window. Uway inside him was forcing him to stay. What Uway had sensed earlier must have been the snowfall. It could have something to do with the dark magic going on. Sakura was definitely out there with Li, trying to do whatever they could. He had to get out to help her.

"Is there a ruler or a yardstick somewhere?" Uway made Julian ask Ruby. "I want to go and see how high the snow is piling up. I just love doing that in the winter."

"Yeah. Whatever. It's in that closet over there."

"Don't get lost." Tory said.

"I won't." Julian/Uway said. He found the yardstick and walked outside. It wasn't cold; there was just a lot of snow. Julian transformed. Uway stuck the yardstick in the snow and flew off to where the snow seemed to come from. King Penguin Park.

"This is so weird!" Sakura told Kero Beros. "It's not cold at all!"

"That's because it's another thing that has to do with all the dark magic around here."

"I'm here!" yelled Li, bounding through the snow towards Sakura.

"Hi Li!" Sakura said.

"Hi." Li turned so red he could have melted the snow piling around them.

"So what's the plan tonight?" Sakura asked.

"Well. I could use my element Fire, and you could use the Firey Card."

"All right. Let's see if we can melt all the snow."

"Fire! Come to my aid!" Li cried. He pierced his element card with his sword.

"Firey Card! Melt the falling snow and stop the snow clouds! Firey!" Sakura yelled. Bursts of fire soared all over the night sky. Li's fire was melting the snow all around the park. Firey was up in the air, heading to evaporate the clouds. Soon it had stopped snowing in the park. It would take a lot of work now to clear up the falling snow everywhere else.

"That was so cool!" Madison said, switching off her camera. "Where to next?"

"I don't think you'll be going anywhere just yet." Said a voice.

Snow was still falling outside Eli's house.

"Julian must have gotten snowed outside." Ruby said.

"Mmm hmm." Tory said. The Matrix was almost over and the last scenes were always the best. He was so caught up in the movie; he didn't realize Ruby had sent her cat outside, and then, she jumped him from behind the couch.

"What the ------" Tory began.

"Holy smoking bacon!" Mr. Avalon said, looking out of the window. "It's snowing!" He went up to Sakura's room.

"Hey girls, it's snowing outside!" Mr. Avalon said, opening the door.

"Hi Dad!" said Mirror Sakura.

"What are you girls watching?" Mr. Avalon asked, seeing the portable TV on the desk.

"Wrestling." Mirror Madison said.

"Oh. Okay. Um, have fun girls." He left the room.

"Yeah! Squash him like a pancake!" Mirror Sakura yelled at the TV.

3.1 Chapter 4

"Who said that?" Sakura asked, panicking. She and the others all looked around. There was nobody in sight. There was a rustle above them and they saw Uway flying towards them.

"Uway! Oh! You scared me!"

"Why?" Uway asked Sakura.

"Well, someone spoke and we didn't see who it was, and then we saw you. I thought that it might be some evil person or something."

"I didn't say anything."

"Then. Who did?" Madison asked.

"Me!" Eli jumped out of the bushes opposite them. He was wearing some bizarre outfit.

"Ack!" Sakura yelled, leaping into Li's arms. Madison, who had nowhere to leap of fright to, just gasped.

"That's right. Me! Eli Moon, evil Cardcaptor of all time."

"You're a CARDCAPTOR?" Li asked.

"That's right bucko. And a better one than you'll ever be." Li dropped Sakura.

"Ow!"

"Say that again." Li snarled.

"A better one than you'll ever be." Eli repeated, smiling.

"TAKE IT BACK!" Li yelled rushing forward, sword thrusting outward. Eli knocked the sword out of his hands. Li took hold of the silly sun thing and ripped it from Eli's grasp.

"Hey! That's mine. Give it back!" Eli whined. Li tackled Eli to the ground after throwing the staff to the ground. The two boys wrestled, swinging punches and kicks on the damp ground.

"Boys." Madison said to Sakura. "And check out that outfit!"

"Yeah! Talk about that hat! You could go kayaking in that thing!"

"It's a miracle it actually stays on." Kero said.

"I really should open up my own Cardcaptor fashion store so we don't have problems like this." Madison sighed.

"You're right about that. I am glad I am fashionable."

"We should help Uway first. That hair just won't do."

"Hey. You leave my hair alone." Uway told Madison.

* We interrupt this story to warn you that the next part of this fan fiction story is not for the eyes and minds of un-aware teens of the events that happen in life. *

"Mmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Unnnnn! Mmmmmmmm!"

"Oh baby!"

"GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh Tory! You rock my world!" Ruby cried.

"No, you rock mine."

"Mmmmmmmmmm! OOOOOOOO!"

* We are not responsible for any messing up of the teens mind who is reading this. They chose to read this part on their own. We warned them. Thank you. *



Madison and Sakura, Uway and Kero left to go and clear the snow from the rest of the town, leaving Eli and Li to sort out their differences. They had finally stopped wresting. Eli had a purple bruise on his cheek and Li had several scrapes on his.

"You're a loser."

"You're even more of a loser."

"You stink."

"You smell."

"I do not. I took a bath just before I got Sakura's call."

"Sakura calls your house?"

"Yeah. So what?"

"Can I get her phone number?"

"No. She's mine!"

"Is not. I don't see a claiming tag on her."

"That's because you have glasses. People with glasses don't have good vision so that's why you don't see it."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Hey, where did everyone go?"

"I don't know. It's all your fault."

"Is not!"

"If you hadn't jumped out of the bushes then this all wouldn't have happened."

"So what?"

"So, everyone wouldn't be gone now?"

"I wonder where they went?"

"Maybe they all went back to Sakura's house for hot chocolate."

"Maybe. Let's go and see if we can get some."

"I'll get there first!"

"Will not! I will!"

"Will not."

"Will too." Etc.



Mirror Sakura and Mirror Madison were sucked back into the Mirror card. Sakura sat down on her bed.

"Whew! What a night!"

"I'll say. But I've got cool new footage!" Madison held up her camera. There was a knock on the door.

"Hi girls. How's the wrestling match on TV?" Mr. Avalon asked, peeking his head in.

"What?" Sakura asked.

"You and Madison were watching wrestling."

"Um. Oh! Yeah! Uh, it's over."

"Weren't you in your pajama's?"

"Um.." There was a knock at the door downstairs and Sakura was rescued from having to answer. She and Madison raced into their pajamas, got on their robes and fuzzy slippers and went down to see who was at the door at this time of night. Kero zipped out after them.

"Girls!" called Mr. Avalon. Slowly they headed down the stairs. Eli and Li, scuffed up, were at the door.

"These friends of yours were stuck out in the snow." Mr. Avalon said. "Poor kids." He added.

"Uh. Come in!" Sakura said, wrapping her robe around her more tightly.

"Do you want me to make hot chocolate?" Mr. Avalon asked.

"Sure dad. That'll be great." Sakura said. Eli smiled as he was offered a seat at the table in the kitchen. Maybe his phone call plan wasn't that great. If Sakura moved, Madison would be upset, so maybe she might be too depressed to go out with him. The phone glowed red again and it soon rang.

"What is it tonight?" Mr. Avalon muttered, answering the phone. He said a couple of uh hums and okay's and he said good-bye and hung up.

"Good news!" he told Sakura. "My boss moved someone else up to the position in Timbuktu. We don't have to move!"

"Yay!" yelled Sakura. She and Madison danced around in their frilly nightgowns. Sakura was so happy she hugged Li who almost danced around the table himself. Eli was glad. Now he could have fun ruining Li's life by teasing him about Sakura. He smiled into his mug of hot chocolate. The front door opened and slammed.

"Hi Tory." Mr. Avalon said. "Hot chocolate?"

"Uh. No thanks." He had something red on his face, which looked a lot like lipstick. Eli and Sakura stared at him. Tory stared back.

"Hey. You're Ruby's cousin!" Tory said, seeing the strange costume Mr. Avalon had completely ignored.

"Yeah. So what?" Eli said.

"Nothing." Tory said.

"Tory, don't forget to wash your face." Mr. Avalon said, doing the Julian smile. "You have spaghetti sauce all over it." Tory's eyes grew wide and he ran to a mirror and then he raced to his room. Everyone in the kitchen laughed. It was the perfect Saturday ever.

"I wouldn't say that." Thought Eli. "Next Saturday will be even better. Hee hee hee."





The End.

Or is it?



"Ah! What a night!" Ruby said.

"I'll say." Suppi said. "You are so nasty."

"Shut up." She told the cat.

"By the way. You might want to call your friend to come and pick up his boxers in the morning." Suppi pointed out a pair of smiley face boxer shorts in his kitty basket.