A/N Disclaimer: For you idiots out there that don't know this I don't own hp or fma and if I did…I WOULDN'T BE WRITNIG THIS!!!!
Also thanks to my friend Corwin who is my editor … (He leaves random comments more than edits but he helps when I get stuck so….YAY YOU CORWIN.)
Now onto the chapter... YAY
Subject to Change: Chapter 1
Ed sat up and looked around. He had no idea where he was and it was too dark to really see that far in front of him. "Bout time you got up," said an all too familiar voice close by.
Ed looked around him to see none other than is very annoying commanding officer, Colonel Roy Mustang.
"Where are we," asked Ed, "and how the hell did we get here?"
"Those are two very good questions that I, sadly, don't know the answer to," replied Mustang. "Though I think we should go find some sort of civilization. It looks like we're in a forest."
"No shit?" I had no idea we were in a forest!"
"Now, now shorty there's no need to get sarcastic with me." At this comment a vein twitched on Ed's temple.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE CAN"T BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS!!!!"
Mustang smiled in amusement. Oh, that never gets old he thought. "Wait do you hear that?" he asked.
Ed listened. His tantrum from earlier forgotten. It sounded like a dozen or so horses coming at to fast a speed straight towards them in all directions. Ed and Mustang stood back to back. When the "horses" finally got there, Ed and Mustang were shocked by what they saw.
"Humans, what are you doing here?" one of the half human half horses asked.
"What are you some kind of chimera?" asked Ed as a reply.
"Short one, answer the question."
At this statement Ed blew up. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT YOU DISFIGURED CHIMERA AT LEAST I AIN'T UGLY!"
"How dare you insult us you pathetic humans!" one centaur replied dangerously, "KILL THEM!"
Meanwhile in Dumbledore's office…
"Winry wake up," said a very worried Alphonse while shaking the girl gently awake.
"Where are we?" Winry jump awake in a sitting position scaring Al.
"I'm not sure," replied a still startled Al, "But I'm pretty sure that brother and Colonel Mustang came with us."
"Well, how'd we get here in the first place?" asked Winry not really worrying about Ed and Mustang,
"I think we went through the gate," said Al.
"And so we ended up in some weird room with weird gadgets?" said Winry looking around. For all around her were some of the strangest instruments. None of them looked mechanical so Winry was a little disappointed.
"May I help you?" said a voice from the door. Winry and Al looked around to see a very old man with a long white beard and just as long white hair. (A/N That's all I going to say to describe Dumbledore. After all you'll should know what he looks like. (Well we hope you do, and if you don't you've obviously been living under a rock.))
"AH, WE'RE SORRY," said Al bowing about a few thousand times in apology.
"It's quite alright, but may I ask who you are?" asked Dumbledore as he studied them over his half moon spectacles.
Mean while back in the forest…
"YOU JUST HAD TO INSULT THEM DIDN'T YOU!" screamed a very pissed off Roy Mustang while running for his life, with Ed, from the equally pissed of centaurs.
"I DIDN"T THINK THEY"D TRY TO KILL US!" replied Ed, "BESIDES WHY DON'T YOU TORCH THEM!"
"LOOK AROUND YOU FULLMETAL! WE'RE IN A FOFREST IF I TORCH THEM THIS WHOLE PLACE GOES UP IN FLAMES! INCLUDING US!"
"So useless," mumbled Ed.
"What was that Fullmetal?!"
"Nothing."
And so Edward Elric and Roy Mustang ran with the murderous centaurs on their tales. Soon, though they ran right into Aragog's nest. (They're so lucky.) "Hey, Fullmetal, why did those crazy horse things stop following us?"
"How the hell should I know," replied a quite agitated Ed.
"How nice, fresh meat has wandered onto our land," said a creepy raspy voice some where nearby. Ed and Mustang looked up to see a giant spider with many eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHH," screamed both Ed and Mustang, and once again, they were running for their lives, with Aragog's children trying to catch them for food.
"MUSTANG, THEY'RE CATCHING UP TO US!" yelled Ed.
"NO SHIT!" replied Mustang, "SCREW THIS!" That's when he finally decided to pull out his gloved hand and torch the gigantic spiders.
Meanwhile up in the Astronomy tower Snape just happened to be up there. (A/N Don't ask why he was up there he just was. And idk if the Astronomy tower looks down at the forest, I think it does, but either way we're gonna say it does.) He saw some kind of explosion down in the Forbidden Forest.
A few minutes later he was on his way to examine the cause exiting the front doors by the Great Hall. He made quick progress to the Forbidden Forest where trees were still burning. He makes quick progress into the Forbidden Forest, deeper and deeper he went. Soon he came upon the burning trees and quickly put them out with a quick spell.
That's when he Snape saw them. Mustang was leaning with his back against a tree and Ed was bent over with his hands on his knees, both were trying to catch their breath.
"Who are you?" asked Snape. He wasn't even sure if they were wizards or not.
Ed and Mustang looked up, just noticing Snape for the first time. After thinking it over quickly Mustang decided to tell Snape his name but not his rank in the military or his title of the flame alchemist. "I'm Roy Mustang, and the shrimp is Edward Elric." In the background Ed was complaining about the shrimp comment. A few seconds later, Ed asked who Snape was.
"I am Professor Severus Snape, the Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." There was a moment of silence with a soft breeze before Mustang and Ed burst out laughing.
Once they calmed down enough to talk Mustang said, "Magic, really? That's a good one."
"I was being serious," replied Snape.
After some more talking, Snape decided to take Mustang and Ed to Dumbledore's office. So, ya, Quick relieved greetings took place between Ed, Al, Winry, and Mustang, and when Winry didn't have to kill Ed because his automail was still in one piece, which shocked Winry.
After awhile of talking to Dumbledore, Ed, Al, Winry, and Mustang revealed nothing. Or so they thought, because anyone who knows Dumbledore would know that he seems to know ALL! So to end the conversation Dumbledore told them that they could stay here until they know where they needed to go, for Mustang did reveal that they didn't have anywhere to stay.
"But to not look suspicious, Ed here will have to attend classes," said Dumbledore.
Whatever," was Ed's oh so polite reply.