*Evangelion theme starts playing; The Intro *(If you want just skip to Episode 3, I recommend it)
*Starting off with the perspective of Alex Jones
"Today is Saturday, February twenty-third, and America is hanging on a thin rope right now. Thanks for tuning in today, welcome to the Alex Jones Show, I'm your host Alex Jones. Exposing and fighting tyranny and corruption at its source, we are the resistance. The Globalist are crapping their britches right now over Trump fulfilling his promises on making America great and safe. It's phenomenal how the left eats itself on whenever Trump does anything that is not evil and that is good.
The left are NPC's okay, they're like, Orange Man bad! Orange man Bad! Trump is somehow Adolf Hitler and Satan's love child. It just makes me sick, this is so stupid, so idiotic, TRUMP IS NOWHERE NEAR AS EVIL AS HITLER OR SATAN, THAT'S YOU, YOU GLOBALIST SCUM, HILLARY, SOROS, OBAMA, YOU SATANIC SCUM, YOU CHILD HURTING, ABUSING, SCUM! DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU FILTH MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP, WE WILL END YOU, BRING AN END TO YOU, HAHAHAHAHA. WE ARE NOT WEAK, WE ARE STRONG AMERICANS AND WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED, BACK TO HELL FROM WHICH YOU CAME FROM. I'm sorry, it's just that evil gets me riled up sometimes, I scare myself with how much pure evil gets to me.
Okay, we got to go to break right now, but before we do I want to plug in our new product Super Male Vitality now on sale on the InfoWars Store dot com. You will not get amazing products like these anywhere else, I take it, most of the crew here take it, it's just amazing. I want to bring you the products that you want and need. Help and support us by buying our products, by funding us you are helping us defeat the Globalist and their agenda that wants to bring down humanity, we'll be right back."
*Perspective of Jonathon Hills at the Buddhism Hotline
"Hello and Welcome back to the Buddhism Hotline I'm your host Jonathon Hills and today I want to discuss the topic of why America needs a female democrat president. I feel that America needs a strong and empowered woman as president and only the democratic party is able to make it happen. I believe in her lifetime Hillary Clinton deserves to be the first female president. I would like it if she were to run for president in twenty-twenty. Now with all that being said, we are going right into your calls, why do you think America needs a strong and superior woman as president? And why is it so important? Ari if you could take a call?"
"Okay. Hello Caller, you're on the air."
"Hello Caller, you are on the Buddhism Hotline I'm Jonathon Hills, why do you think America deserves a woman as president?"
"Hi Jon, I'm a big fan of the show, I hate Trump..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't say his name on here, do you understand me? It's Mr. Tword, we don't use that evil man's name."
"Uh okay, I hate him and I think Hillary Clinton should have been president. But do you know who would have been the greatest president of all time?"
"Who?"
"DeezNuts, HA got em. Wesley is a stupid nigger."
"EXCUSE ME! ARIANA TAKE HIM OFF THE AIR, TAKE HIM OFF RIGHT NOW!
"Ahh, Okay, okay. He's off."
"Oh my Buddha! I can't believe you didn't see that coming Ariana you incompetent woman. Go to the next caller."
"Sorry, how could I have known?"
"SHUT UP ARIANA. Yes, Hello Caller I'm Jonathon Hills what do You got to say?"
"Hello, I have a question to ask."
"Yes, go ahead."
"I've been following you for a while and you didn't keep your promise of making a video or stream on Alex Jones."
"HEY, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EVIL, RACIST, MAN WHO LIKES OUR IDIOT PRESIDENT, AND WHO HATES STRONG AND EMPOWERED WOMAN LIKE HILLARY CLINTON."
"Well, it's just, that you never made a video exposing Alex Jones or whatever like you promoted in an old video."
"WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? HE IS A RACIST AND EVIL MAN WHO THINKS NINE-ELEVEN IS FAKE AND THINKS SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE FAKE, AND THINKS FROGS ARE GAY. GET OFF THE AIR, CUT HIM OFF NOW! We are not going to talk about that man on this program."
"Well, to be honest, you never did meet the expectation of "exposing" or "destroying" Alex Jones as you said you were going to do in the promo you made about him."
"SHUT UP, Ariana."
"O, sorry."
"Just get to the next call."
As the Buddhism Hotline stream ends Jonathon can't get the thought of Alex Jones out of his head. He still sits in his seat thinking hard.
"Jon? are you okay?" Ari asks.
Jon replies, "nothing's wrong," He pauses. "Do you think I should make an Alex Jones video. Like, make a stream about him or something."
"That sounds like a good idea," Ariana replies.
"I won't need any help, I going to think more in my room about how this is all going to work out," Jon says as he leaves the studio.
Tuesday finally arrives, a day in which the Buddhism Hotline is live. Everything is all set, the camera is in position and when the clock hits six, the hotline is live online.
"Hello everyone and welcome back to the Buddhism hotline." Jon does the intro. "I am Jonathon HIlls and today we have a treat for you today. We are going to have a discussion about a really, really, really, bad man. A sick and disgusting evil man."
"Disgusting," Ariana repeats when Jon finishes his sentence.
Jonathon continues, "We are going to be discussing about Mr. Alex Jones. If you don't know about him, then good, he is a bad, evil man, he's racist, sexist, xenophobic, Islamophobic, and he supports the president. This man is pure hatred, he says things like nine-eleven was done by our government, even though it was done by white, German males. He Says school shootings were fake and that kids died for no reason or they didn't die at all."
"Terrible," Ariana chimes in.
"Alex Jones is a sick and disgusting human being and deserved being kicked off of YouTube. We are going to be taking calls on your opinion on Alex Jones. Hello, caller, it's an honor having you on the show, I am Jonathon Hills tell me what you think on Alex Jones."
"Hey Jonathon How are you doing tonight?"
"I've been better, but thanks for asking. Got anything to say about our topic."
"Yes, that's the thing, I don't really like Alex, I think the stuff he says is BS or plain satire but I don't think he deserved to have his channel deleted off of YouTube and other social media, ya know."
"Are you really defending this man right know caller? Are you serious right now? What is wrong with you?"
"I think people have freedom of speech, Alex Jones should have the right to say controversial things without being banned from the entire internet."
"There is not freedom of speech for racist bullies like Alex Jones, people should get banned for hate speech and for making conspiracies. Get off my program, Ari would you?"
"Bye Bye caller. And he is gone."
"I can't believe this. go on to the next caller. Hello, you are on live right now, do you have anything to say on Alex Jones?"
"Uh before anything happens I would like to quickly say, HASHTAG FREE ALEX JONES, AND SUB TO PEWDIEPIE, TRUMP TWENTY-TWENTY! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER."
"AHH CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OFF, CUT HIM OFF NOW ARIANA!"
"AHH OKAY, OKAY, HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT."
Jonathon sighs, "O my Buddha. He brought up PEWDIEPIE and Trump. We are texting the authorities if you talk about those people those are banned words on this program. Come on, the next call. Hello, Welcome to the program I'm Jonathon Hills, you're live on the air."
"Hi, Jonathon I know how you feel about these jokers that were calling on the show, I apologize for them."
"Thank you, caller, I get tired of these joke, prank calls and I just have enough of it."
"You know what you need to help relax and to stop your stress."
"No, what is that."
"Some nice coffee, AND OTHER SUPPLEMENTS YOU CAN GET AT ALEX's STORE, INFOWARS DOT COME KICKS ASS. TEXT 123 IN THE CHAT!"
Jonathon gasps in horror, "GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF."
Jonathon puts his head down laying it on the table. The rest of the Tuesday continues on like any regular show, many callers and donators joke. There was nothing but jokes from the callers and donators, Jon didn't really have anything planned for the stream, no skit just taking calls and hearing the donations. At the end of the show, Jonathon ordered Aria to look up Alex Jones's website to criticize it and to talk more crap on Alex making fun of the InfoWars articles and the products that were sold on the site.
It was nothing but a simple stream in all reality. Yes, when it started it was hyped by the viewers but by the end, it wasn't viewed much at all when the live stream ended left to be watched on YouTube. Why would Wesley even try? It's not like Alex Jones was going to see the video, like they were going to have a debate, or even find each other on the street, or even track each other down like how Jonathon tracked Ice Poseidon down.