More Than A 'Hn'

by Kyuubi0009

Naruto and Sasuke gave another meaning to 'This place ain't big enough for you and me'. It was just a normal Sociology project. But they should've known, that nothing is normal when it involves the perverted Kakashi and the sadistic Itachi. Handcuffs, Secrets, and Nightmares. The lives of these boys will never be the same as they uncover their hidden secrets and pasts.

1. Chapter 1

MORE THAN A 'HN'

-Kyuubi009

Well, this is my first fanfic. Hell this is my first fic. I first thought of this idea while sitting on the King Cross Station. Just Kidding. I thought of it while munching on a packet of Cheetos. So, no epic moment with waves crashing in the background. *sigh*

After reading billions of stories, which made me cry inside my pillow and which made me run to the washroom because I'd laughed so much, I decided to create one of my own.

I'm sort of biased towards High School AU so obviously, this is one of those. Also I absolutely despise those stories which are like oh-my-God-lets-have-sex-in-the-second-goddamn-chapter. I like character development, so please bear with me.

I also don't like it (yes, I'm very picky and judgemental) when angst is forced just for the hell of it. I don't mind it if people have dark pasts, but when the motives are just too weak the entire plot becomes ridiculous.

Okay, I really hope you all enjoy this story. Please review, it really motivates me to write for all of my lovely readers. Thank you and now I present you with the very first chapter *drumroll please*

WARNING: Abusive language, Sexual Content, Violence, bla bla..you know, the usual. This is a boyxboy story, so if you don't like it then I don't even know why you're here in the first place. So haters, you can grab a chair and wait for me to give a fuck.

DISCLAIMER: My therapist told me that I don't own Naruto, I'm coming to grips with it….

CHAPTER 1

High School, The Last Legal Form Of Concentration Camps

High School.

Who ever came up with the idea of a high school?

"Hey Bob! What are you doing?"

"Me? Oh, nothing. I was just thinking of building a torture chamber where children can be mentally slaughtered by sadist teachers and if they can survive that, then they can just be chewed alive by the students themselves. If they survive that, then they can just smash their skulls open with a hammer and nail their brains to the wall!"

"What a brilliant idea!"

I don't know.

But if I did, I would've ripped off their balls and shoved them down their throats.

But as we've established before, I don't, so I just settled for glaring at the glove box of the car, which unfortunately became the victim of all my murderous intents.

"Would you spare me all the theatrics and get out of my car already?"

I turned to see Gaara, my best friend, leaning against the passenger door, and staring at me.

"Yeah Yeah, don't get your panties up in a bunch about it." I said, while stepping out of the car and slamming the door shut behind me.

"Tsk. Be an ass and I swear I'll never give you a ride to school again."

"You love my ass and you know it." I smirked at him.

I received a glare in return, which almost had me running for the hills, screaming bloody murder. I could understand why people found Gaara scary. Hell, I'd considered jumping from the Empire State Building to escape his wrath. But really, he was just a bunny underneath all that evilness.

"Like anyone would believe that I'd lower my standards down to your level." He snorted.

Yeah, a sadistic and cocky bastard wearing a bunny suit, with homicidal tendencies and whose mere glance could melt your insides (not in a good way).

"You really get lost in that vast space between your ears pretty easily, don't you?"

His voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

"Huh..I was just thinking what…wait, you just insulted me, didn't you?" I screamed after him. Gaara just smirked and walked ahead while I walked behind, muttering about convenient places he could shove a large prickly object.

We parted our ways and I walked towards my locker.

I, Naruto Uzumaki, wasn't scared of many things.

But if there was one thing that scared the living fuck out of me, this would be it.

It was ten minutes early today.

You see, I organized my schedule accordingly to make sure that I managed to collect all my books from my locker and get the fuck out of there before ten to nine. And I was even successful on most of the days.

But, today was different.

Apparently, another person shared my fears. You must have heard the saying 'Great Minds Think Alike'. Yes, that would be now. Have you heard the other one- 'Girls Are Bloody Scary And When Properly Stimulated, Downright Cannibals'. No? Well, that'd be appropriate as well.

The screams came, and my face paled.

I looked back and I saw it coming.

The Horde.

"Sasuke! Sasuke!" The Sasuke Uchiha-worshipping cult stampede was there within seconds. And no surprises, Sasuke Uchiha, their deity, was sprinting across the halls to escape their clutches.

Great. Because, of course, witnessing billions of ovaries erupting like volcanoes was high on my list of things to see right after I had had my breakfast. Not.

Considering the whole lot of teenage drama that'd inevitably follow, I'd just save everyone the trouble and cut the long story short.

Yes, I am gay.

Frankly speaking, I never understood how those blonde-haired bimbo packages with more silicon in their bodies than common sense, could be considered attractive.

I don't really remember when I found out that I was gay. I was always told that girls and their slimy smooth legs and big boobs were supposed to excite me and stuff but it never did. Gaara first suggested that I was probably gay. To be honest, I wasn't bothered, kind of relieved actually.

So, as I watched Uchiha dodge the girls like plague, I almost felt bad for him. Keyword being 'almost'.

Sasuke Uchiha. Student Council President. Raven Hair. Porcelain Skin. Onyx Eyes and dadadada that made all the girls swoon. They went as far as confessing their love for him and how they were star crossed lovers, joined by destiny and intertwined in this thread of fate, living in that kaleidoscopic euphoria…ugh there goes my breakfast. Well you get the idea.

But seriously, through the filter in my eyes, Sasuke Uchiha was a proud and arrogant bastard with a huge ego and not to mention, his best friend was a ten feet pole stuck up his ass.

"Dobe"

I turned around to see the high and mighty-assed Uchiha himself.

"Get out of my way, moron." His black eyes stared at me in disgust, as if he deemed that every breath he spared on me was a breath wasted.

"Wow! To be hearing actual words from you! What have I done to be graced with such an honor, Your Highness?" I gave him my sweetest, which happened to be my fakest, smile.

"Idiot, we know that you are stupid. Don't open your mouth and prove it to all of us."

"And you don't have to prove how long that stick up your ass really is."

His eyes narrowed.

"Dobe, move out of my way before I add to what already seems like an interesting exhibit of all the bruises I made."

"Teme! I'll make you eat your words!"

"Hn" The Uchiha just rolled his eyes and pushed past me to walk away.

"You can't ignore me, you bastard!" I grabbed him by his shoulder and turned him around.

"I have better things to do and besides I've had enough of breathing in the same air as you. I need to go resterilize." He looked at me, with that all-knowing smirk on his face, which ticked me off even further.

I growled. "Resterilize? I'll kill you and save you the trouble of fucking resterelizing."

I punched him but he had anticipated my attack and easily dodged. However, he didn't see my kick which caught him at his knee. We stumbled on the floor, landing blows on each other. A crowd had gathered around us, staring at what was practically daily routine.

His punch landed on my chin and I kicked him in the stomach. He doubled over, and taking advantage of the situation, I tried to punch him in his face, but he caught my wrist just in time. The fight continued for almost ten minutes till I felt someone grab my collar and pull me away from the Uchiha. I turned back to see Gaara restraining me and as I looked up, I saw Neji, the Vice President of the Student Council, doing the same to Sasuke.

And then, I heard an all-too-familiar voice.

"Both of you! My office! Now!"

"Twenty seven chairs. Fourteen tables. Seventeen windows. Eight lockers. Twelve doors. One motorcycle-"

"Motorcycle? Man, that was EPIC!" I laughed, leaning back into the black comfy chair.

"NARUTO! This is not funny! These are just the items the both of you have broken this month!" The blonde-haired woman stared at me, from across the desk.

I immediately stopped laughing. Uchiha, who sat in another chair next to me, just glared at the Principal.

"Is it about the money? Because I'm sure Bill Gates out here will be willing to lend you a few notes he uses to fuel his fireplace."

"Dobe, why should I pay for the things that you broke because you're too stupid to keep your own balance?"

"Teme! I fell because you pushed me! Besides, I'm not the only one who broke all that stuff!"

"Hn" He scoffed and returned to do what he did best. Pretend like I was an uninteresting mould stain that wasn't worth his time. Basically, he just ignored me.

"Boys!" We both snapped our heads to look at Tsunade, our Principal, who continued to speak, "This is not about the money. I recited this list to you because you both need to realize that whatever this is-" She gesticulated, waving her hands around her, "-it is not going to be acceptable anymore."

"Man, Granny, you sure know how to ruin good ol' fun. Just tell this bastard to pull out that stick from his ass, and all problems will be solved."

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Idiot, You're even more stupid than you look. Do you even understand what's happening or is your brain frying from all the words spoken?"

"You're the genius. You tell me." I crossed my arms, and turned to look at him.

Sasuke snorted at my remark.

"In other words, she's saying that if we fight anymore, we both will be expelled."

I gaped.

"EXPELLED?" Tsunade cringed at the decibel of my voice. "THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EXPELLED? THIS BASTARD MAY BE ABLE-"

"NARUTO!"

I shut up.

"Listen to what I'm saying." Tsunade said.

I sat down on the chair. I hadn't even realized I'd gotten up from it.

"I don't want to expel you, Naruto! But this can't go on the way it is any longer. I want t]the two of you to try and get along with each other-"

Sasuke's snort was not very subtle.

"Don't ask for the impossible, Ms. Tsunade. Getting along with this five year old is downright impossible."

"It's not like I want to-" I started, but was suddenly cut off by the appearance of a man at the entrance of the office.

"Ms. Principal, I was informed that you called for me."

I turned to see a silver-haired man standing at the door of the office.

"Ah Kakashi! Come in."

The man walked into the office and sat in another chair, next to the Uchiha. His face was covered in a mask and an eyepatch covered his left eye. His right eye, the only part of his face that was visible, glinted dangerously and I shivered when his right eye landed on me.

"Naruto, Sasuke. Kakashi and I have come up with a plan to help the two of you get along with each other."

Sasuke was frowning.

"What? To get along with this asshole? Are you God, Mr. Kakashi?" I asked.

The man chuckled.

"No, Naruto Uzumaki. I'm your sociology teacher. I've been asked by your Principal to observe your relationship with each other."

"Mr. Hatake Kakashi is the best in his field, and I really hope you both would cooperate with him in his job."

"And what if we refuse?" Sasuke asked, crossing his arms across his chest.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Tsunade smiled and I got goose bumps at the back of my neck, "It's obvious, you both will be expelled."

Sasuke's left eye twitched, and I could tell that he was as pleased about this as I was. That is, not at all.

"You might not believe me, Naruto, but the reason that the two of you fight so often is because you both are very similar." Kakashi said, smiling. (Or at least, I guessed he was. The only indication was his crinkled eye.)

"You haven't realized it yet but both of you have a lot in common. And that's why I'm here to make you realize just how similar you are."

I snorted. "Well. Good Luck with that."

"So what exactly is this 'plan'?" Sasuke said, distaste dripping from his words.

"Why, thank you Sasuke, for asking. Well, it's pretty simple. The two of you are going to get married."

"Huh?" I blinked in surprise before reality humped my leg like a rabid chipmunk.

THE WHAT?!

"Tomorrow"

AGAIN, THE WHAT?!

OK, I know what you all are thinking. I can tell, because that's exactly what I'd think if I were you. But no, it isn't what you all are thinking. Wait for the next chapter to find out what actually happens with this whole marriage business. C'mon, they are highschool kids, I'm not even THAT stupid, you know?

So, that was the first chapter. *phew I hope the characters don't come off as OOC. I've written Naruto's thoughts as I think he'd think. More characters would be introduced in the next chapters. Please review and till then Ciao!