Cactus Gunman was being a dumbass in his room when suddenly Cactus Girl slammed the door down and screamed, "BIG BROTHER WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHURROS?!"
Cactus Gunman cowered in the corner and said, "N-not in my tummy?" Then he burped and it smelled like churros.
Cactus Girl glared angrily at him and proceeded to spank him on the bottom and put him in time-out, so he cried.
The end.