All short little oneshots of Hashirama and Madara, they are cute and hot together I ship them hard ! If there are M-rated chapters, there will be warnings okay :)

' Why are we here again ? ' Madara crossed his arms with a sour look .

' Well your brother and my brother fell in love, decided to get married at this very beautiful beach, the wedding was tearful, I decided to go on a walk with my beautiful strong husband and here we are ! ' Hashirama said with a smile, and started to look at the sand again .

' I am handsome for starters ...' Madara blushed .' And what are you doing .' Looking for something nice to remember this day .'

' You are idiot ..'

' Yet you still love me . ' Hashirama winked Madara decided to tease him with being quiet, and looking elsewhere that quickly let a depressed cloud form above Hashirama's head .

' Madara ! You meanie ! '

' What are you a child .' Madara went to him and sat on the sand .' Stupid sun ...' Madara scowled at it .' Go down already .'

' Madara don't boss the sun around .' Hashirama laughed as he looked at the sun .' It's so nice, and beautiful don't you think ? '

' Well it's nice for sure ...'

' The wedding was nice too ... '

' No .'

' Aw come on Madara, now we all are one big family .'

' No .'

' Izuna looked so happy with Tobirama .'

' That's because Tobirama was wearing the dress .'

' Yeah ... Still wondering what was that all about .' Hashirama was crying and laughing at the same time when he saw Tobirama as the bride .' He has the tits for it .'

' Are you checking my brother out .'

' Izune informs me of their sex life .' Both looked pale at that .' Sorry to hear that ...'

Madara nodded as he coughed .' Are you done yet I want to go back, I am tired and I want to have an affair with our hotel bed .'

Hashirama laughed as he looked at the sand, and started digging, Madara looked angry at the sand on his feet .' You idiot stop acting like a dog .'

' Sorry ! ' Hashirama said and then he stopped .' Wow Madara look look ! ' As he waved bit with his hand, Madara frowned as he came closed . But then his frown went away as Hashirama fished out 4 pearls .' Are they not pretty .'

' Yeah they are .' The white pearls were beautiful in the sun's last bright light .

' Well take them .' Hashirama said .' What are they ... No no they are for memories remember .'

' But I want ...'

' We keep them together .' Madara said as he looked away from the pearls .' It will be a waste if I enjoy them myself .'

' Madara ...'

Madara blushed as he leaned closer to Hashirama, kissing him on the lips .' Let's go to bed .'

Hashirama nodded suddenly quiet, as he enjoys Madara so close to him with the pearls in his hand palm .

Hashirama and Madara got in their room, as Hashirama sat the pearls on the nightstand .

Madara suddenly grabs him and starts kissing him on the bed .

Of course they did not get any sleep at all that night .