Mimi: I have had a revelation! I have decided that when I am bored and have nothing better to do I will write out my feelings here… in the Diaries of a very stressed Pein because of the newly added Akatsuki members: Mimi, Randy, Yurichi, Kari, Sasuke and Yuki…

Itachi: oh god you guys are moving in?

Mimi: don't make me make you go all out of character and be a crazy person!!!

Itachi: I'll be good

Mimi: I know you will Itachi I know…. Okay now lets go to the awesome Diaries of a very stressed Pein

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Dear Diary,

Okay I think that this whole Diary thing is really stupid but I don't know were to turn and let my thoughts out. I swear to myself (since I am god) that I am going insane. Ever since I killed that bitch Kohna I had to replace my lost members… well the down side of that was:

The members I got are 2 Emo kids, 3 hyperactive girls, and a shy gardener…

I found out that some guy is writeing out my entire life and he's killing everyone off

the members I replaced all came back from the dead therefore I have 14 members in my Akatsuki all living in one place and it's driving me crazy

so there are my reasons… Kisame has been all Uke-fide ever since Itachi laid his eyes on Kari (she designs our cloaks when we need them and is one of the hyperactive freaks) so he wont stop annoying me last week he put a pillow under my desk and scared the hell outta me wile I was doing my paper work. Well the girls do cook… but when we begin eat we ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS ends in a food fight and guess who has to clean it up. Yeah me. Yuki is a very interesting fellow… I think Deidara has the hots for him.

Kari invited Itachi to church yesterday… that was fun… it was a new one down the road so they needed people to speak whatever it's called I don't pay attenchen I am in the religion of me.. but that's not the point so Itachi went up there to talk or whatever and some how it all burned down and Itachi threw all of Kisame's fish toys to feed the fire wile Kisame and Kari cried.

I hate them especially Mimi and Randy. They are not that bad when they are separated but it's when they get together they are out to destroy the Akatsuki. They make it a mess and I clean it up. Then let stray animals in the house who like to crap all over the house. I want to ring there little necks but they are just so damn good at fighting I can't get rid of them. Damn it They probably get it from their fathers… I knew them… the were annoying too…

Oh get this Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha's brother, decided to join the Akatsuki. We take bets on who will kill who. No one ever dies though… another reason to kill Mimi… but anyways this all sucks and I am going to kill them all eventually. Hidan ended up fucking Kakazu because Kari dressed him up like a nun. So my life has gone down hill ever since those damn members joined.

Okay I hate this idea and I want to stop writing this shit down.

Lord Pein

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Mimi: Yay Pein is annoyed by me I dare you to kill me

Pein: now my life is in the hands of a crazy teen Fanfic writer THANKS!!!

Mimi: YOU'RE WELCOME LORD PEIN!!!! Well next time Pein will talk about how Sasuke is scared of pink Tu tu's how Yuki goes crazy when he gets on stage and how Pein is falling in love with Kisame… oops not suppose to say that one

Kisame: Imma ganna what now?

Everyone: Buh bye now!!!!