1/7/10
Dear Diary,
This is me, as in Sylar, as in evil dude, as in the evil person with real super powers, as in the mass murder of heroes, as in ah you know the rest. So yeah, I'm gonna like write in you every day and I will like talk about stuff. Yeah not feeling too descriptive right now, kinda guessing it's the lack of sleep, or innocent people to murder. Yeah so now I'm gonna take a chill pill, a large one, and I'm hoping that will kinda tie the knot with me and sleepy time. Yeah. So, bye.
P.s. the one thing I'm excited about right now is I'm in my bunny footie pajamas!!!!!!!! Wow I hope Peter doesn't get a hold of this, total blackmail opportunity right here.
1/8/10
Dear Diary,
Nice too see you again diary, I think I will call you diarya because diary sounds too vague, btw pronunciation is like liquid poo like when you get sick with stomach flu. For breakfast today I had some eggs and ham. These were not just any eggs and ham they were green eggs and ham. I very much like them Sam I am, thank you Dr. Seuss. After breakfast I went to the statue of liberty got some snapshots with her. Then I met some innocent tourists. If this were a video diary I would be in trouble because of the decomposing corpses in my living room. Then I ate lunch, do not ask what because I believe you get the point. I stayed in my computer room until dinner playing Minesweeper, new high score thank you very much! I ordered a pizza with the tourist's credit cards an hour ago and it still has not come, I bet its like some guy from Georgia delivering my pizza and he got lost, no sympathy whatsoever. Yeah finally my pizza has arrived now I must go get my gun and my pizza. Good bye your BFF Sylar.