Title: No Survivors
Author: Settiai
Disclaimer: "M*A*S*H" and other related characters are all properties of Twentieth Century Fox, Inc., and other related corporations. No infringement is intended. This story, such as it is, was written as a sign of respect and love for the characters, the show, and their creator. I claim no ownership of the aforementioned show and characters.
Rating: PG
Summary: (100 Word Drabble) Sometimes, Radar wonders how the others would have broken the news.
Feedback: Comments and helpful criticisms are always appreciated.
E-mail: lynn_foster@settiai.com
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Sometimes, Radar wonders how the others would have broken the news.
Father Mulcahy would have made it sound like it was something joyful.
"He can now awake to life immortal."
Hawkeye and Trapper would have found a way to make it sound sad, yet cheerful.
"He's finally able to cash in some chips."
Major Houlihan would have broken the news gently.
"He's entered the dreamless sleep."
Even Major Burns would have known a better way...
"He's gone to meet his maker."
Radar often wonders, but he also realizes that--in the end--they all mean the same thing.
"There were no survivors."