Sword and Kunai

After 4 year of reading fanfic i finally decided to whrite my own, so bear with me, English's not

my first language.I accept wholeheartedly any remark or advice that you guys can provide me.

Note : In this Fic the genin 9 are all 15 instead of 12.

"Icha Icha !" - people talking

'Where?' - people thinking

"It's mine !" - Bijuus and Summon talking

'NOOOO, Icha Icha!' - Bijuus and Sommon thiking

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Berserk.

Chapter 0: Heaven and Hell

Hell.

It was Hell.

Or a horrible nightmare, Kakashi still couldn't decide which.

After discovering that his precious Icha Icha collection had been kidnapped by Anko under the excuse that she needed a good reading after a particulary rough mission, he was summoned by the Hokage to hear that he was selected for leading a team of Genin.

Oh sure the Anko problem could be resolved quickly, unfortunaltly that involved searching Anko in the forest of Death or her apartment. And Kakashi wasn't sure which location was the safest.

The Genin problem could also be treated swiftly, after all he has the reputation of failing team in less time that Naruto needed to finish is only problem was that the last Uchiha and the newly returned Uzumaki was in this team, and Kakashi had promised to is late friend Obito to take care of the surviving Uchiha, and Naruto was he's sensei son, so he was in a bit of an predicament.

"Damnit, I can't make decision without my Icha Icha time !" cried comicaly Kakashi in the middle of the street causing people to make a large space around the obvously deranged cyclops.

Hell.

It was Hell.

Or at least close to it, Sasuke mused.

They where closing in, he know it because he could sense their breaths on his neck, the scream helped also a bit. It was a wave , a never ending wave of madness and girly screams that as been following him since his house.

Quickly ducking in a narrow alley, Sasuke let out a sigh of relief as the mass of fangirls passed the alley without least today will be the team announcement and he would not have to go at the academy anymore. Sasuke couldn't wait to have a Jounin who could make him more powerfull and help him attain his goal: escaping from is fangir... hemm destroying is brother!

Sasuke couldn't retain the evil laugh and paid the price.

"SAAAAASUUUUKEEEEE!"

'Fuck, note to self, no evil laughter while running away from the monsters !' thinked Sasuke while escaping the fangirls.

Heaven.

It was Heaven.

No, it was better than Heaven, it was the food of the gods!

The only place where he could escape his instinct of ripping apart the peoples of this hellhole and be at peace with himself was here. Ichiraku, the only thing that he has regretted in escaping the village 7 years ago. He has evidently muled over the thought of kidnapping the entire store durning his escape but had been pressed by time and patrol of Anbu pursuing him.

A perfect escape and a happy life of mercenary, all was good until Konoha Anbu had finaly captured him and taken him back in Konoha. And if the humiliation wasn't enough the Hokage had

enroled him in a Genin team to teach him teamwork and consolidate his link to the village.

'Just thinking about that make my sword cry for blood.' thinked darkly Naruto.

"Ramen served!" said Teuchi jovially, happy to have his best customer back.

'Well, at least there's Ramen...'

And cut!

So the intro chapter is finish. Don't forget to Review and to help me correct my mistake if mistake there is.

Also the I'm a little undecided on the pairing and the third Genin in team 7 so if you have proposition don't hesitate.

Thanks for reading.