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Sirius Black:
Ridicule Sirius for not making Slytherin house.
Sing the song "Who Let the Dogs Out?" within earshot
Ask him if his middle name's "Lee"
Yell "The Grim!" loudly every time you see him
Remus Lupin:
Ask him if he's still taking his meds
Comment on his "time of the month"
Tell him it's open season
Mesmerize him with a silver spoon, and when it doesn't work, thow it and say "Fetch!"
Hide his wand and when he asks, say it's in Sirius' underwear drawer. Then go to the Great Hall, and say loudly that Lupin's wand is in Sirius' drawer.