I've decided to do a HAPPY fic for once in my life. I know right? Shocking. But, I'm just in a happy mood!
"I don't get it."
"What don't you get, Granger?"
"Why do thinks shipped by boats called a cargo, and things shipped by trucks called a shipment?'
". . . a truck?"
"Sorry, forgot you were a wizard for a second there."
"Hmmm. Why is it the more you study the more you know, but the more you know the more you forget?"
"Good point, I must say ,Malfoy. Where does your lap go when you stand up?"
"Wow. . . Never thought of that one. How about. . . If someone makes you happy, then someone else made you sad, where does the happiness go?"
"I dunno, who's idea was it to have an 'S' in Lisp?"
"Ha, good one, Hermione."
"Why did you just call me Hermione, Draco?"
"Why did you just call me Draco, Hermione?"
"Hey, you can't answer my question with a question!"
"Can't I?"
"I don't know, can you?"
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
" . . ."
"Cat got your tongue?"
"If I'm the cat then you're the mouse."
"But, then you'd kill me!"
"I'll refrain."
"Really?"
"Well.. . Yeah."
"Why?"
"I. . . don't. . . know."
"Hmmmm."
" Whatcha thinkin' about?"
"How much I want to kiss you."
". . . . What?"
"Did I just say that out loud?"
"uh, yup."
"Whoops."
"Yeah. . . Woops."
". . . ."
"What if I wanted to kiss you, too?"
"Huh?"
"What. If. I. Wanted. To. Kiss. You. Too?"
"Well, then I say we do it."
"Do what?"
"Kiss."
"Oh, okay."
15 minutes later
"You know Granger, you're not that bad of a kisser."
"Not too bad yourself, Malfoy."
"So, wanna be my girl?"
"I'll have to think about it."
"What?"
Hermione leaves
"That girl will be the death of me."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Crap."
AWWW! Poor Draco, oh well. Review!