I sat back and took a long drink of my lava. It was my second bottle today. I drained it and started to feel a weird buzz. Then, everything froze. I ran around the Watch Tower, wondering what was going on.
Seeing that everyone was frozen, I decided to take advantage or if. I raced back to the mess hall, poured a glass of Kryptionian alcohol, then raced over to the Boy Scout. I pried open his hand and placed the glass in it.
On his other hand, I pressed down all the fingers except for the middle one. Then, I found Shayera, and placed her in front of Clark. I then found Diana and Batman and placed them with their lips touching. Fire and Flash I placed in Flash's bedroom, lights dark and door closed.
I found the robotic Oreo that I had made and placed it in front of J'onn. I then raced around the Tower playing other pranks on people (to lazy to type all of them XD).
I sat down in my seat just as the world unfroze. Soon, all you could hear was yells of "Lightanimal! I'm going to kill you!"
I grinned, and thought Blame Stargirl and Supergirl for putting caffeine in my lava!
Two Weeks Later Date: April 1st Golden Oreo Award
"And the winner of the Golden Oreo Award is..." J'onn paused. "Lightanimal, for her prank including two bottles of caffeinated lava, extreme hyperness, Kryptionian alcohol, and a robotic Oreo cookie." He said the Oreo part through clenched teeth. He had chased the Oreo all over the Watch Tower. Shayera had tried to hit Clark with her mace when she saw him giving her the Finger. Diana, Bruce, Flash and Fire tried to hunt me down and hurt me. I stayed away from the Watch Tower for days, watching the actives through the security cameras. I bowed to everyone as I walked up to receive the Oreo.
"I would like to thank Supergirl and Stargirl for putting the caffeine in my lava," I said, grinning. No one knew that part of the story yet. Everyone turned on them.
"It was Kara's idea!" Stargirl yelled, dashing away.
"Was not!" she yelled back.
"Who got the caffeine in the first place?"
"You."
"Oh, right."