Result of Boredom

Oh god, how many of these have I made?

Virtual Me: Including YouTube? A lot.

Me: I know

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Yami the Unicorn

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

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Tea: Hey, Yami… Hey Yami wake up

Joey: Yeah Yami, You silly sleepy head wake up!

Yami: Oh god you guys.This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the meadow on fire?

Tea: No Yami, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Yami.

Joey: Yeah Yami we're going to Candy Mountain, come with us Yami!

Tea: Yeah Yami! It will be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Yami.

Yami: Yeah, Candy Mountain right…I'm just gonna you know… Go back to sleep now.

Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Yami!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain

Joey: Yeah Yami, Candy Mountain… It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness!

Yami: Please stop bouncing on me!

Tea: Candy Mountain Yami!!

Joey: Yeah Candy Mountain

Yami: Alright Fine!! I'l go with you to Candy Mountain!

Tea and Joey: LA LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA LAAA

Yami: Enough with the singing already.

Tea: Our first stop is over there Yami!

Yami: Oh god what is that!?

Tea: It's a Leoplurodon Yami

Joey: A magical Leoplurodon

Tea: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!

Yami: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?

Tea: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!

Joey: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN

Tea: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!

Yami: Yeah.

Liopleurodon: (funny noises)

Tea: It has spoken!!

Joey: It has told us the way!!

Yami: It didn't say anything!

Tea: It's just over this bridge Yami

Joey: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!

Yami: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing

Tea: YYYAAAMMMII, YYYYAAAAMMMMMIIII, YYAAAMMMMMIIII, YYYYYYAAAAAA-

Yami: I'm right here what do u want!?

Tea: We're on a bridge Yami!

Joey: We're Here!!

Yami: Well what do ya know? There's actually a Candy Mountain!

Tea: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness

Joey: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Yami.

Tea: Yeah Yami! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter

Yami: Yeah uhhh… Thanks but no thanks I'm gunna just stay out here.

Joey: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Yami!

(Kaiba appeares out of nowhere,) Kaiba:

Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the neck of lovely candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Yami before you go into the cave

Yami: Alright fine!! I'l go into the freakin' Candy Cave! This better be good!

Tea: Goodbye Yami!

Joey: Yeah, Goodbye Yami!

Yami: Goodbye… What?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!? Hello? Who is that? Ow! oh god! What Happened? argh! They took my freakin' kidney!

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