A series of one shots each with a different guardian for lil' Harry. I may eventually turn one of them into a full length fic.
Disclaimer: the characters are not mine, but my muse--who has the attention span of a gnat--is.
I love stories where a favorite character is 'littled'. I couldn't decide on one for a lil' Harry though, so here are some of my ideas. Let me know what you think as I may expand on these later.
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Padfoot, Moony, and Baby Makes Three
"Mr. Moony would like to go on record as saying that he thinks this is a bad idea."
"Mr. Padfoot disagrees with Mr. Moony and adds that it is in fact a great idea."
"Mr. Moony would like to add that Mr. Padfoot is on the run and that Mr. Moony himself is a werewolf and that there is also the slight problem that kidnapping is illegal."
"Mr. Padfoot does not see that as a problem and thinks that Mr. Moony should lighten up."
"Mr. Moony would like to point out that Mr. Padfoot has never cared for a child before and is in fact a bit of a child himself."
"Mr. Padfoot thinks that Mr. Moony should have more confidence in him. Mr. Padfoot would also like to remind Mr. Moony that Mr. Prongs Jr.'s previous guardians were far from adequate and that there was no way in hell that he was leaving him there with those bloody--..."
Remus covers Harry's ears.
"Mr. Moony kindly requests that Mr. Padfoot watches his language around the little one...and would like to point out that Mr. Padfoot has just put Mr. Prongs Jr.'s nappy on backwards."
"Mr. Padfoot requests that Mr. Moony shut-up."
"Mr. Moony would also like to point out that Mr. Prongs Jr. is in fact five-years-old and as such probably does not require said nappy."
"Are you potty-trained, Prongslet?" Sirius asks.
A wide-eyed Harry nods.
"Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that Mr. Moony is an insufferable know-it-all."
"Mr. Moony thinks that it is a good thing that at least one of them has some sense."
"Mr. Padfoot requests that since Mr. Moony knows everything he should tell him why Mr. Prongs Jr. hasn't spoken a word yet."
"Mr. Moony theorizes that perhaps Mr. Prongs Jr. is a bit frightened by them."
"Mr. Padfoot thinks that Mr. Moony is being ridiculous."
"I'm not scary, am I, Prongslet?"
He gives Harry a large smile...perhaps a bit too large. Harry's eyes widen and he shrinks away from him.
"Mr. Moony would delicately like to suggest that perhaps Mr. Padfoot should take a shower and change out of his prison-wear...and that a haircut and a shave also wouldn't go awry."
"Mr. Padfoot reluctantly concedes that Mr. Moony may have a point. Maybe."