Title: Do It
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A dialogue between our 2 favorite blondes. Buffy wants Spike to do something he really doesn't want to do...
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters but I do own the conversation
Disribution: If you really want it, you can have it...just drop me a line.
Author's Note: I have been out of the writing game due to classes so I wrote this lame little fic to rectify it...
"Spike, please?"
"No, Slayer...I won't do it"
"Don't you love me?"
"Of course I do, pet. I love you more than blood"
"Then do it!"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Luv, don't give me that face...I said no!"
"Please?"
"Buffy, stop pouting...oh bloody hell, you're doing the lip thing!"
"Now will you do it"
"You're crazier than Dru if you think I'm doing that!"
"Angel would do it if I asked"
"Yeah, well there's a lot of things I can do that Soul Poof can't"
"Riley would do it if I asked too"
"Well the soldier prat has followed orders all his life...he's used to it"
"They'll be a reward for you if you do it..."
"Luv, I can get THAT any time I want"
"Spike! Keep your hands to yourself! If you don't do what I asked you too you won't ever be getting THIS again!"
"What?! But Buffy..."
"But Buffy...nothing! Either do it or I will be spending all my lusties on 'Silver'"
"All of that over something this sodding stupid...I ought to rip her throat out and..."
"Ahem!"
"Oh all right!!!"
Spike turned on the little antique record player and began to sing and dance...
"I don't wanna be a chick, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my back...oh bloody hell!"
"Nice ass...And Spike, stop glaring at me."
"Remind me why I'm doing this again?"
"Because I'm bored and I will withhold sex from you if you don't"
"I hate you, Slayer"
"I love you too Spike"
"Right, I'm glad my humiliation is amusing to you"
"Aww poor Spikey's manhood is injured...I'll fix that."
"Slayer? Luv? Ducks? Buffy? Why are you looking at me like that. I...Ooooh. You. Are. Evil..."
THE END
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A dialogue between our 2 favorite blondes. Buffy wants Spike to do something he really doesn't want to do...
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters but I do own the conversation
Disribution: If you really want it, you can have it...just drop me a line.
Author's Note: I have been out of the writing game due to classes so I wrote this lame little fic to rectify it...
"Spike, please?"
"No, Slayer...I won't do it"
"Don't you love me?"
"Of course I do, pet. I love you more than blood"
"Then do it!"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Luv, don't give me that face...I said no!"
"Please?"
"Buffy, stop pouting...oh bloody hell, you're doing the lip thing!"
"Now will you do it"
"You're crazier than Dru if you think I'm doing that!"
"Angel would do it if I asked"
"Yeah, well there's a lot of things I can do that Soul Poof can't"
"Riley would do it if I asked too"
"Well the soldier prat has followed orders all his life...he's used to it"
"They'll be a reward for you if you do it..."
"Luv, I can get THAT any time I want"
"Spike! Keep your hands to yourself! If you don't do what I asked you too you won't ever be getting THIS again!"
"What?! But Buffy..."
"But Buffy...nothing! Either do it or I will be spending all my lusties on 'Silver'"
"All of that over something this sodding stupid...I ought to rip her throat out and..."
"Ahem!"
"Oh all right!!!"
Spike turned on the little antique record player and began to sing and dance...
"I don't wanna be a chick, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my back...oh bloody hell!"
"Nice ass...And Spike, stop glaring at me."
"Remind me why I'm doing this again?"
"Because I'm bored and I will withhold sex from you if you don't"
"I hate you, Slayer"
"I love you too Spike"
"Right, I'm glad my humiliation is amusing to you"
"Aww poor Spikey's manhood is injured...I'll fix that."
"Slayer? Luv? Ducks? Buffy? Why are you looking at me like that. I...Ooooh. You. Are. Evil..."
THE END