Found a Peanut

Disney owns the So Weird aspect of the story.  No idea of who owns Found a peanut.

Hi I'm Annie.  And the author asked me to be in this story.  And I agreed.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Oh a peanut!  Laying in the dirt with ants all around.  But it's a peanut!  Ants!?  Blech.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

Now how do you eat these things!?  Oh I get it now!  Why do I have a feeling I'm going to be a few cards short of that game where you need to pick up the cards?  And why is the author giving me that creepy look?

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Oh pretty green.  It's almost yellow!  Now this is more like it, yellow is a nice color.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Aw pure delight.  Did I just say delight?  Wow I didn't know I could talk like that.  Oh wait excuse me. Ok I'm back the author says I can't talk like that but she had nothing else to put here.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

I want my mommy!  ::::starts to cry::::  I really doubt I would cry, ok maybe a little.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Where did this phone come from!?  All right, all right, all right!  The author is getting annoyed at my questions.  Author says to hit the re-dial button, it's the doctor!

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Penicillin is moldy bread.  See!?  I am smart!  Moldy bread?  Oh yuck!

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Wait hold up!  Do I really have to be cut up?  Isn't that going a bit too far?  Ok you're the author whatever you say!

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Why you little @#&&%&$#^  Ok now the author is laughing at me.  I'm not liking this anymore.  I want out of this fan fiction story.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

How nice.  Pretty.  A girl could get used to this.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Hey!  I said I could get used to this!  Oh what's the use.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

WHAT!?  Oh for the love of fuzzy!  Hold up, fuzzy?!  Now who in the heck is Claire?  I know I know I'm not suppose to question anything.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Of course they won't want me.  Anyone could have told you said.  Ok I'm sorry I'll be good now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

A dream huh?  A bit predictable but whatever.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

I'm awake, how exciting!  Ouch!  Whoa was that a mango tree I saw running by?  Weird, very weird.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Oh come on I can't be that stupid.  But yet I'm picking it up.  Oh well!