This is something I thought of sometime. Hope you like it, please review!

By the way, quick character profile.

Roku: Pure blooded Saiyan oblivious to the fact that Pan, Marron, Bulla, and 18 are madly in love with him.

Kiara: Has a crush on Roku, Vegeta's pure blooded sister.

By the way, none of the people except for 17 and 18 (siblings.) and Vegeta and Kiara (siblings.) are related.

Disclaimer: I don't own dbz or any other thing except for my OCs.

Chibis in Kindergarten

Day One and Two

Mrs. Barnes (My mom.) finished putting the last nametag on the last seat just as there was a knock on the door. She looked out the window and saw her new classmates outside. "Come in," she said opening the door, "Find your name and sit down."

When all the kids sat down she took attendance. "When I say your name let me know you're here okay? Okay, Goku?"

"Here."

"Chi-Chi?"

"Here."

"18?"

"Here."

"Marron?"

"Here."

"Bulla?"

"Here."

"Krillin?"

"Here."

"17?"

"Here."

"Gohan?"

"Here."

"Videl?"

"Here."

"Piccolo?"

"Here."

"Roku?"

"Here."

"Vegeta?"

"Bow before me!"

"OK…. Kiara?"

"Bow before me first!"

"NO!" screamed back Vegeta. "YES!" screamed his sister. They went on like that while Mrs. Barnes kept reading off names.

"Bulma?"

"Here."

"Cell?"

"Here."

"And….. Pan?"

"Here." She said dreamily as she watched Roku glare at the wall. "Okay," said Mrs. Barnes, Everyone's here. Now you can play the rest of the day." "YAY!" shouted the class as they ran off to play.

Pan, Videl, Bulma, and Chi-Chi went off to play house, Piccolo went off to meditate, Kiara started training to impress someone, (coughrokucough) Cell looked at 17 and 18 who both kicked him out of the window, Goku was eating his 'snack' which consisted of five tables of food, Krillin was staring at 18, and Vegeta was training too, except he wanted to become ruler of the universe.

And Roku, well, Roku finally vaporized the fly that had been bothering him. "Take that, annoying little beast!" he cried.

Pan walked over to him and quickly distracted him. "Want some brownies?" she asked. Roku grabbed the ones she had in her hand and ate them, not even noticing he was being dragged away until he, well….got dragged.

Chi-Chi walked over to Goku and grabbed his tail before dragging him to the 'house'. Bulma grabbed Vegeta's ear and dragged him to the 'house' as well, but Videl just walked up to Gohan and asked politely and he said yes before walking to the 'house'.

"Okay," said Pan, "Roku is my husband, Chi-Chi is my sister and Goku's wife, Gohan will be Goku and Chi-Chi's kid and will be married to Videl, and Bulma will be my best friend with Vegeta as her husband."

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Piccolo was meditating in the corner when Cell flew into a wall. Piccolo blasted his body to bits and continued meditating while 17 and 18 just looked on.

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Marron and Bulla, who had snuck off to try and get Roku to fall in love with them, were making a love potion. Bulla dipped an arrow tip in it and prepared to fire it at Roku. "This will make Roku fall in love with the first person he sees." She told Marron before throwing it at Roku.

But, right at that moment, Goku was walking by. The arrow hit him in the face, then he stopped and little hearts appeared in his eyes, he had just happened to be looking at 18.

In a flash he appeared next to her with a ring. "Will you marry me?" he asked her. "Ummmmm….." she responded, "No?" Goku looked at her with teary eyes and yelled, "Why! Oh well, at least we're still dating!" "What?" asked 18.

Chi-Chi walked over and hit Goku on the head with a frying pan, but he didn't even notice. "Crap!" yelled Bulla in disappointment.

Suddenly the bell rang and everyone gathered there stuff and went home.

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The next day all of the kids walked into the classroom and put their stuff in there cubbies before sitting in their seats. "Okay everyone," said Mrs. Barnes, "We'll take attendance and then we'll learn about eachother. Okay… Cell?"

"Dead." Said 17.

"O.K…. 17?"

"Here."

"Marron."

"Here."

"Bulla?"

"Here."

Mrs. Barnes continued through the list until the end of it. "Good," she said, "Everyone's here. Now I'm going to go around and you're going to tell me something about yourselves. Goku?"

"Well, I'm Son Goku, and I like eating and fighting. All of my children's names will begin with Go-." "Good. Chi-Chi?" I'm Chi-Chi and my son will be a scholar. I will marry Goku someday."

"Okay, 18?" "I was created to destroy Goku. I am an android. Oh, by the way, Cell left this message." 18 said as she handed the note to Mrs. Barnes. Mrs. Barnes read the note out loud. "Dear human. My name is Cell, and I am an android created to absorb 17 and 18 before defeating Goku. Okay… Piccolo?"

"My name is Piccolo the second, I wanted to kill Goku but I decided against it. I like to meditate." "Good… 17?" "I was created to kill Goku, and that's about it." "Wow, Goku is not popular. Right, now Vegeta?"

"I am Prince Vegeta the second, and I am the Prince of all Saiyans. One day I will rule the universe." "Good, I guess. Kiara?" "I am Kiara, the Princess of all Saiyans, and I will rule the universe one day, not my brother!"

"Nice, Bulma?" "I am Bulma Briefs and I want to be a scientist when I grow up." Mrs. Barnes smiled at Bulma and checked the clock. "Well I guess it's time to play. We'll continue tomorrow." The entire class let out a cheer and ran off to do….well… Whatever they did.

Piccolo sat in the corner and started to meditate. Suddenly a Lego hit him in the head. "What the hell?" he asked. "Attack!" yelled Goku as he, Chi-Chi, Gohan, Videl, 17, Bulma, and Pan started pelting him with Legos. "Retreat!" he yelled as he hopped behind a conveniently placed Lego wall.

He looked around and saw Kiara, Vegeta, Roku, 18, Marron, and Bulla ducking beneath it as well. Vegeta tossed Piccolo a Lego sword and yelled "Charge!" Piccolo then realized he was in a Lego war. Bulla had a Lego gun, (which actually fired Legos) as well as Marron, and 18, while he, Roku, Vegeta and Kiara had swords.

The little Lego war bands clashed, Kiara hit Gohan over the head with her sword, and Piccolo had entered a pitched sword battle against Goku. Suddenly Piccolo's side started to fall back to their wall, as their guns were out of ammo. Piccolo's side (let's call them the Raiders.) hopped over the wall and grabbed Lego grenades, which exploded tons of Legos all over Goku's troops. (Let's call them the Marines.)

The Marines ran back into their own Lego fortress, which was actually just a small wall and a Lego machine gun which pinned the Raiders behind their wall. For another thirty minutes, the Raiders built up their wall, added a Lego machine gun, and exactly 30 minutes after the stalemate started, the Raiders hopped over their wall clad in Lego armor.

They also all had Lego sub-machine guns. They charged at the Marines wall (Which hadn't been upgraded at all.) and hopped over it before raining fire down on the Marines. Before long Pan, Videl, Bulma, and Chi-Chi had fallen down in pain. But suddenly Goku appeared out of nowhere with an Ultimate Lego sword and knocked out Marron, Bulla, and 18.

But before Goku could strike down Vegeta, Roku drew his own sword and tossed an extra one to Vegeta. "So that's why you didn't upgrade your wall," said Piccolo, "You were too busy making that Ultimate sword." "It's the sword of light!" said Goku, "And I will defeat you with it!"

But suddenly, Roku drew another sword, but this one was an Ultimate Lego sword. He tossed his old sword to Vegeta. (Who now had two swords.) "Now Goku," said Roku, "Can you defeat me when I have the sword of darkness?"

The Sword of Light was made of white and yellow Legos whilst the Sword of Darkness was made of black and grey Legos. Roku rushed forward and struck Goku in the arm, but Goku countered with a strike to Roku's leg.

Roku fell to the ground, he tried to stand back up but saw Goku's Lego sword at his throat. Goku was about to strike down Roku, but suddenly Kiara burst out of nowhere and hit Goku in the back with her regular sword and Goku fell down.

In a flash Roku had stood up and knocked out Goku with a blow to his head from the Sword of Darkness. "Retreat!" yelled Roku, "But grab as many Legos as you can!" Then he picked up the Sword of light and rushed back to his fort.

After all of the Raiders had withdrawn from the Marines fort, Roku looked back on the damage they'd done. Goku, Pan, Videl, Bulma, and Chi-Chi were knocked out, 17 was limping behind a remaining piece of the wall as Gohan grabbed the ones who were unconscious and dragged them to cover.

Then he surveyed his team's casualties. Marron, Bulla, and 18 were knocked out. Piccolo and himself were limping, but Kiara and Vegeta were fine. 15 minutes later however, everyone was perfectly fine.

And 20 more minutes later they had upgraded their fort. Now it had walls on three side, 6 machine guns, and Roku had combined the Sword of Light and the Sword of Darkness into the Sword of Fusion.

But before the Raiders could attack again the bell rang to go home everyone got up, grabbed their stuff from their cubbies and walked out.

That's the end of chapter one! Hope you like it! Please review!

Next time: The Lego War Coninues!