The Bachelorette
Written by Kittenrobforever!
Yo wassup! This is something I've wanted to see for a while, so like it or love it, it's coming! Long live Kitten/Robin, and death to Robin/Starfire!
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At her home in Jump City, Kitten paced back and forth trying to think about what she should do. She just broke up with her boyfriend Fang, so she needed someone new, but who? "Hmm, I could use Robbie-poo, but then there are so many others in that tower alone. What to do… what to do…" Then, she came up with a dastardly idea. Reaching into her desk drawer she took out a tube of lipstick and smiled.
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At Titan's Tower, the Teen Titans were sitting back after a long day of… well, nothing at all! But still, it was a perfect day to do nothing, and no one knew it more than Beast Boy. "Dudes, this is the life!" he said while stretching. "Oh, yes, Beast Boy! I am more than enjoying the doing of nothing," Starfire added. "You got that right!" Cyborg said, "Nothin' beats a life of crime-fightin' like some R&R!" "Whatever," Raven said as she continued to read. "Titans," Robin said, "… I think maybe we should do nothing more often. It's pretty… cool," he said lacking a better word. Their relaxation ended abruptly with a high-pitched voice over a loudspeaker: "Oh, Titans!" Robin cringed at the sound, and the others groaned at hearing it. "Where is that clorbag among clorbags?" Starfire growled. "Dunno! She sounds close, though!" "Try right in the tower, metal-head!" Kitten said over the loudspeaker. "If you guys can find me, then maybe I'll go, but maybe not," she said playfully. "Cute," Raven said sarcastically. "Titans," Robin said, "…Split up!" They all did so except for Starfire, who flew to Robin's side. "Robin, I do not wish to separate from you or else that vile creature shall—" "Star," Robin cut her off, "…I understand, but we need to split up to find her better. I promise she won't get close to me." Starfire smiled, "Not even a forglad?" "Not even," Robin returned the smirk, and then separated from Star to find the intruder.
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Cyborg moved through the hallways of the tower, searching them in vain for any trace of the weirdo blond. "Come on, kitty. Come out with your paws up. Man, that's lame! Even for me!" Cyborg continued going through the halls looking for any sign of Kitten, but he was suddenly ambushed from behind by several spider-like creatures that sprayed him with webbing and dragged him into the bathroom.
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In the basement of Titan's Tower, a green rat zipped across the floor and poked through all the nooks and crannies of the room. Jumping around from crate to crate, he searched for Kitten but found no trace of her. Changing back to his human self, BB wiped his brow and said, "Boy, finding that chick is so not gonna be easy." "What better to catch a rat than a cat?" a voice said from behind. Beast boy could barely turn around before his face was grabbed and pulled forward.
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A dark, shadowy mass floated down from the ceiling and materialized as Raven. "Couldn't she have picked some other tower to break into?" Raven moaned as she continued to look around. As she rounded the corner, she jumped at seeing the door to he room wide open. "Beast Boy, if you're looking at my diary again…" she murmured as she ran in. What she saw made her gasp: her books were all in disarray and scattered about. Quickly going over to them she tried to pick them up when she suddenly stopped and said, "Wait… could this be—" "A trap," a voice said from behind. Raven turned around in time to see something lunge at her.
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Robin tiptoed past some equipment in the training room as he tried hard to find Kitten without getting what he feared the most and what would drive Starfire to murder. "Where are you, Kitten? Come out, come out wherever you are," he said. A rattle made him jump and turn around with his disk-like weapon at hand, but he saw no one there. Sighing, he put his weapon back in its holster. "Make no mistake, Kitten," he said, "…I'm one step ahead of you." "Oh, really, Robbie-poo?" Robin whirled around but couldn't avoid getting two hands to grab his face and yank him towards the voice's owner.
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Starfire flew through the halls for any sign of the sinister Kitten, but no sign was given. "No matter what it takes, I will not let her get my Robin!" Starfire then gasped as she saw that Raven's room was wide open, something she never allowed. Peering inside, she saw nothing in there but a mess. "That glimplork has attacked Raven! I must save her!" Flying away, she went down the hall and saw what appeared to be scuff marks leading to the bathroom. She was about to check it when a sound from further down the hall drew her attention. Making her way down further, she saw that the door to the basement was open, and all the lights were on. "Robin?" she called, but received no answer. Flying in, she looked around carefully for her friends but could see no one. "Oh, this is most vexing. I knew we should never have divided ourselves from each others' company. The door suddenly slammed and the lights went out. "I think you mean, 'split up'?" Starfire made a starbolt to try and see in the darkness. "What have you done with my friends, you fiend?" Kitten's voice echoed, "If you wanna see them, just come with me. I promise it's not so bad!" Starfire growled, "I will not let you steal Robin for yourself you clorbag!" "Oh, I'm not just here for Robin, honey," Kitten said, "…I came here for the best of the best!" Starfire was at a loss to understand what she meant, but then she heard several rustling sounds that came closer and closer. For reasons unknown, Starfire was becoming afraid, and as the sounds came closer, but the light from her starbolt was still not helping her, she felt her fear rising until two hands grabbed her face and pulled her forward. A loud sucking sound filled the room as well as pleasant moaning.
The door of the basement opened, and Kitten led Starfire out by the hand. "Right this way, Star. See, it's not so bad, is it?" Starfire had a red lipstick stain highlighting her wide smile. "Yes, Kitten, I love you too," she said dreamily. Kitten smiled too, "Glad to know it." Kitten led Starfire to the recreation room where Robin, Beast Boy and Raven were all standing with similar red marks on their happy mouths. Starfire stood next to them in the lineup while Kitten turned to face them. "Now all of you may be wondering why I'm here," Kitten said, "…Well, the truth is, a little while ago, me and Fang broke up. But that's in the past and I'm ready to move on. But the problem is that there's no good bachelors in the whole city… except for you four." Kitten gave them a wink, and they almost swooned, each and every one of them. "But since I can only have one, I am officially announcing as of right now…" She took out a small remote control and pressed a button. A banner suddenly unfurled and revealed the whole plan as Kitten read them, "The Titan Bachelorette Competition!" All of the Titans stared in wonder as Kitten continued, "All this month, each one of you will go through various events and test to determine your potential as prospective partner." Four jaws dropped as they heard, and Kitten went on, "In one hour, there will be a little entrance exam to see if you all qualify to enter the competition, so get ready. I'll be here waiting." Without another word, they all ran for their rooms to get ready.
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The four Titans got ready as quickly as they could for the entrance exam; Beast Boy applied deodorant to every patch of hair on his body; Starfire showered and worked to make her hair as luxurious as she could; Raven used her best and cleanest version of her outfit and tried to make herself look less… creepy; and Robin cleansed himself with every hygienic product that existed in order to make himself the best he could be.
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After an hour, the four Titans returned to the room where Kitten was waiting. "So, now that you're here, we can begin. As you know, I began this by coming here and laying one on each of you. But now, I want you to kiss me. It's your turn to wow me. And if I'm not impressed, you won't pass." The Titans looked at each other with contempt as they eagerly hoped to be the one to win her over. "Robbie-poo, you're first," she said. Robin smugly stepped up and kissed Kitten deeply on her silky lips. After he broke it, Kitten sighed happily, "Well, good job, Robbie-poo! You really know what you're doing!" He walked back to the others and gave them a, 'Oh-yeah-I-rule' look. "Beast Boy," Kitten said. Beast Boy walked up to her, placed his arm around her waist and dipped her while giving her strong kiss. He swirled his tongue in her mouth while she ran her fingers through his hair. After about twenty seconds, Beast Boy finished. "Ooh, very spicy, Beast Boy!" Beast Boy strutted back to the line. "Okay, your turn Starfire," Kitten said. Starfire happily flew over to Kitten and heaved her into a delicate but full kiss that lasted for about ten seconds. Starfire's cheeks were burning red from planting her lips onto Kitten's perfect ones. "Not bad at all, Star. Not bad at all," Kitten said. Star flew back to the line, and Kitten then said, "Okay, Rae, come and get it." Raven walked slowly, taking her time. She approached Kitten almost nonchalantly, then without warning grabbed her and pulled her into a lavish and lusty kiss. Raven moaned happily at the feel of Kitten's soft lips against hers, and Kitten was more than enjoying Raven's full, pillowy lips pressing on her own. After a full minute, Kitten was released and she fell limply to the ground. "Wow… excellent, Raven!" She smiled and returned to the line. Regaining her composure, Kitten said, "Well, congratulations to all of you! It looks like you all passed!" The Titans all cheered and high-fived each other, then resumed their competitive animosity. "Be ready for the events of the next month," Kitten then said, "…because at the end, I'll pick my new love for life! Good luck!"
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If you hated this, it's your loss! But if you liked it or hated it, review because I get stronger from them! All of you vote for which Titan should be Kitten's, and the top three or two will be the winners of the next round in the next chapter. Reviews ahoy!