DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH, THIS IS JUST THE WORK OF MY OWN IMAGINATION

"Hey king, better be careful, boss lady is near, and you don't want her to catch you daydreaming of queeny again..." Hichigo started before being cut off.

"Let him daydream hollow, it would make for more fun when Rukia catches him in the middle of his paperwork, it will be fun watching Ichigo drag himself out of that hole..." Zangetsu finishes self satisfactorily

"Shut up you guys, I should get to daydream, since Rukia runs off all the time with Renji..." Ichigo trails off as a door slams open and in storms a flustered Rukia.

"Can't I leave you with just a little bit of responsibility Ichigo, seriously, I step out for five minutes..." Rukia begins before being cut off by Ichigo

"You think you were gone five minutes, what a joke, more like five hours midget, so sorry if I started daydreaming while you were gone, but unlike you, the one who captured my heart isnt here, and she can't be here all the time, nor can I go there all the time, since I keep getting left with all this bloody paperwork.." Ichigo begins ranting as he gets cut off by Hichigo manifesting and scaring an "EEEKK!" out of Rukia...

"Oh yeah, king, I remembered something queeny said when I was visiting a few days ago, but you will find out in the next couple of days, I can't wait... " Hichigo trails off before disappearing.

The next day

"Ichigo, I'm heading out for lunch with Renji, be back in the next half hour or so, promise..." Rukia trails off as she packs her paperwork up. "You're not leaving, Renji is coming here, I told him that you had excess paperwork from slacking off with him, so he said he would come help you catch up, just so that you can slack off some more with him," Ichigo interrupted shutting the door before Rukia finished packing her stuff, "Get your stuff back out, Renji will be here any minute and I already explained the situation to Head Captain, he has given me permission to do whatever I need to do to make sure you get your paperwork done, and he has also allowed Renji to look at our personnel files, for the sake of getting you up to date, I also warned him about Nel coming in the next few days, so that nobody goes crazy."

Rukia sat there, slack jawed, listening the whole time while Ichigo took charge of the whole situation. "Ichigo, since when have you been so in command of your own thoughts for more than a few moments?" Rukia questions when she finally recovers from the shock Ichigo gave her.

"As of your slacking off, you pushed it, but it didn't bother me at first, but then your pile started getting bigger and bigger, and I started getting hell butterflies from the Head Captain asking what was happening with our paperwork to push me beyond the point, I've had enough Rukia, you are not leaving till you get this paperwork finished, or do I have to go get Byakuya to give you a lecture about it?" Ichigo responded in a rather annoyed voice, which caused a shiver to run down Rukia's spine.

"Now I see why Nel loves you..." Rukia trailed off when she regained her thoughts, "When you want to, you take charge so well, but most of the time you are still a massive idiot, I don't need a lecture from you, or onii-sama to get me back on track, I just needed you to let me know that it was getting ridiculous, but you didn't warn me, not at all, you just expected me to know…" Rukia trailed off as she got madder and madder with him.

"Even if I wanted to let you know, you are never here long enough for me to tell you anything, or if I have the chance to tell you something, you are too busy day dreaming about him to pay attention to anything anyone else said, not even Head Captain." Ichigo states angrily as he hears a knock at the door followed by the shouting of a certain red-haired lieutenant.

"ICHIGO, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE YELLING AT RUKIA, CAUSE IF YOU ARE, SO HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU" Renji yells before he screams as Hichigo manifests next to him.

"You better not kill him Renji, Queeny will be here in a few days, if you kill him before then, you will be killed by her for it, and that would start a whole bunch of unnecessary violence, possibly even a war, wouldn't want that resting on your head now would you?" Hichigo says with a chuckle, just before a garganta opens behind Renji, Hichigo disappears and out steps Nel scaring the living daylights out of Renji, for a second time that day.

"Did you say something about killing MY King just then Renji?" Nel states with a rather nasty frown upon her face, scaring Renji even more than anything.

"N-N-N-Never, I wouldn't dream of it Nelliel, I wouldn't want to incur your wrath…" Renji trails off as he steps inside the office, quickly shutting the door behind himself.

"Ichigo," Renji whispers under his breath, "Take your girlfriend somewhere else, she scares me when she does things like that, especially in that voice…"

"I cannot leave this office until the paperwork is caught up, because I can't trust you, or her to continue working without me or someone else here to watch over you," Ichigo states blankly to Renji before pushing him towards Rukia, "Now get to work, I have to go greet someone, properly, if I come back and you two aren't working, I will have to teach you two a lesson, and then get a certain someone to come give you both a lecture, I doubt you want that now, do you?"

"No Sir!" Was the response he got simultaneously from the two lovers as he exited the room, leaving the lovers unsupervised as he went to go greet his girlfriend, whom he hadn't had any major time to spend with her since a short while after the war with Aizen ended.