Hello again!
For all you who read, reviewed and favourited my last story – Thank you! I'm so thankful for your support!
This time I'm making a short chapter story, it will probably be in three parts. It's also going to end with Gratsu. Yep, I love yaoi.
The rating will probably change later, but for now I'll keep it T.
I hope you'll enjoy!
I do not own Fairy Tail, it belongs to Hiro Mashima.
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Sweeping her blonde locks out of her eyes, Lucy plopped down in front of the bar with an unladylike groan.
"Hello Lucy!" The white-haired bartender chirped. "How did the mission go?"
The blonde slammed her head down onto the bar-desk and peered up at Mira-Jane with tired eyes. "I don't even want to talk about it…" She sighed. "Well, at least we got the money."
Mira hummed in sympathy, wiping her precious beer-glasses with an old piece of rug.
"UGH! It's a disaster!" Master Makarov whined and plopped down beside Lucy.
"Hello master! What is wrong?" Mira smiled sweetly, patting the small man on his head.
"This!" Makarov yelled, waving a request paper in the air.
The blue-eyed girl grabbed it as Lucy looked on curiously.
"Help wanted. For two months our city has been terrorized by a transformation mage. He has robbed the bank thrice and has broken into many of our shops. Each time he has transformed into another male before doing the crime, so we have no way of identifying him. The only lead we have is that he has to kiss a person to be able to copy him or her, that the transformation probably only lasts for about an hour and that he preys upon his victims in the local gay club, The Peacock. The easiest way to catch this villain is probably to have some of your male mages go undercover at the Peacock.
We beg of you, please help us Fairy Tail! If you do, we'll reward you with 3000 000 jewel.
/The major of Tootenburough"
Mira-Jane finished reading out loud. She frowned. "What is so bad about this, master?"
Makarov drummed on the wooden desk impatiently. "It's bad because the major of Tootenburough is a very close friend to the leader of the magic council. If we don't do this quest we'll get in trouble with those bloody highhats again…" He growled.
"Oh but master, it's not such a hard request. We can do it!" Mire beamed, clapping her hands together. "If we just send our most good-looking guys to that club the bandit will come out for a kiss in no time! And then we just follow him and catch him when he changes appearance!"
Lucy, who was now scanning the request smirked and nodded at Mira's words.
Makarov rubbed his chin, looking thoughtful. "Well, maybe we could lure him out that way… Hmm." He furrowed his impressive eyebrows. "It won't be easy, we'll need mages acting as bait and mages who can follow suspects. And maybe Warren for communicating… And who for bait…" He muttered.
"That last one should be easy, right?" Mira smirked. "Natsu and Gray are the prettiest by far."
Lucy stood up, eagerly nodding. "Yeah! This is a perfect job for team Natsu." She announced, brown eyes sparkling. Inwardly she was drooling over the generous reward.
"Oh?" The old man raised an eyebrow. "And how are you going to convince the boys to go undercover as gay guys?" He asked amused.
"Easy." The blonde grinned, rolling up the request paper and putting it in her handbag. "I'll just let Erza do the talking."
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"There's no fucking way I'm doing that!" The ice mage growled, cold eyes glaring at the girls who sat across from him on the train heading against Tootenburough.
Natsu, who was slumped down next to Gray whimpered quietly in agreement, clutching his stomach.
"Don't be difficult." Lucy frowned, crossing her arms. "It's a well-paid, easy job. We'll be finished before you'll know it!"
"Easy?! It's not you who'll have to make out with a bunch of strangers! MALE strangers!" The raven fumed.
"Gray." Erza said in a threatening tone. "You and Natsu are going to do your parts without any complaints. If not, I will sell you off to Magnolia strip club. Are we clear?" She glared at the two boys.
"Y…yes mam'." Gray muttered, lowering his gaze.
Natsu gurgled slightly and leant heavily on the ice mage's side. On his other side Warren sat, grinning. Team Natsu had exchanged Wendy for Warren on this mission. The girl was too young to lurk undercover at any clubs, and they needed the dark-headed mages telepathic skills. Happy had decided to stay behind in Magnolia with Wendy and Charle.
"Don't sulk man," Warren elbowed Gray, waggling his eyebrow. "From what I've heard you've already had a couple of guys falling for you. Will be a piece of cake."
Gray's left eye twitched. "Shut it before I freeze your damn balls off."
"Aye…" Warren gulped, turning to look out the window.
With a pathetic groan Natsu slid down from Gray's shoulder and landed with his head in his lap. The raven sighed. "Oi fire-brain. Don't you dare puke on me."
"Nhh… uuh." The pinkette mumbled, still holding his stomach.
Across from the boys Erza and Lucy were busy planning the mission.
"First we have to go shopping." Lucy hit her fist against her palm. "Then styling! We can't let them into a gay club looking like… that." She snorted dismissively.
Erza nodded, contently munching on a slice of strawberry cake. "Shopping would be great, I need some new dresses. And shoes. Oh and a new legend swimming suit!"
"Um… I meant for the guys." Lucy muttered.
"Sorry, did you say anything?"
"N..nothing!"
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Natsu stared at his reflection in the mirror. He looked… Kind of badass.
As soon as the train had stopped in the flashy town of Tootenburough, Lucy and Erza had run off to the shopping mall. Natsu, Gray and Warren had dragged all luggage (mostly Erza's) to their hotel and then gone out to eat lunch. Now, some hours later they all were gathered in the girls' hotel room, where Natsu and Gray had been dressed and styled.
The pinkette smirked and turned slightly, looking himself over. He was wearing a loose grey tank top and black leather pants. He had chains around his neck and Lucy had put some charcoal around his eyes.
"I don't understand why you look so happy about this." Gray sulked, appearing behind Natsu. The ice mage was dressed in tight black jeans, a silky dark blue vest and had lots of bracelets covering his arms. Also his eyes were lined with black, making them bluer than usual.
Gray also looked good, Natsu decided.
"Eh why wouldn't I be happy? We're going to find that asshole, kick his ass and save the town!" He pumped his fist, turning from the mirror to face the others with a wide grin.
"That's the spirit!" Erza smiled, sliding into her newly bought stilettos.
Gray groaned and face-palmed. "Idiot… You don't even know the plan, do you?"
"Don't smudge your make-up Gray!" Lucy warned, adding some finishing touches to her own make-up.
Warren stood leaning against the wall, rolling his eyes. "Are you divas ready soon? It's getting late." He was dressed in inconspicuous black, much like the girls.
Lucy nodded and grabbed her purse and celestial keys. "Yeah! Let's do this!" She cheered and bounced out, closely followed by Warren and Erza.
"Everyone's way too excited." Gray grumbled, but walked after the others.
The dragonslayer shrugged and grabbed his scarf. He wrapped it around his neck before hurrying after the others.
"I'm all fired up!"
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Next chapter we're going clubbing!
I hope you liked it, please leave a review and let me know what you think.
Thank you for reading!
/The Midget Valkyrie