A/N: Hey yo peoples! This will be a mix of angst, romance (sigh), humor (if your weird like me), musical, and all that other crap. It's pretty AU too!

Disclaimer: Wish I did but I don't own anything, which totally sux! Well I own the plot and the OCs.

Rating: R- for violence, language and maybe sexual situation, not sure yet. And there is some slash.

Pairings: Lance/Tabitha, Pietro/OC, Pyro/Gambit, Todd/Wanda, Rogue, Jamie, Kitty?

"speech" telepathic thoughts switch pov>

Please Review like the orange cantaloupes you are! Hahahahaha! Ok… now to the story

Prologue

It was a normal day at the Brotherhood house of Mutants, well, not really normal if you lived with mutants, and can do interesting things with your tongue, or your fat rolls. Okay, screw it, it isn't normal for humans or anything, but if you were a mutant, than it would be pretty normal.

Anyways…

Lance>

The young brunette groaned, his head felt like it was being hit with tiny pebbles going at the force of hurricane winds, so you can imagine, that, well… IT HURT! Okay, so maybe getting drunk with everyone was not a very smart decision, but it was fun. They got Wanda to finally loosen up and she was pretty smashed by the end of the night, and surprisingly ended up going to bed with Todd. He knew Pietro would probably end up pretty pissed off and kills whatever was leg of the frog-like boy that Wanda didn't do. Eurgh, what was today? Yesterday was the 8th, that means today is…

"SHIT!"

He forgot! His little sister was to arrive today; he was to pick her up at the airport.

He quickly dressed in whatever he found laying on the floor in his closet, smelling it to make sure it was clean or not. He sprinted down the stairs, and in the kitchen for a quick breakfast, consisting of orange juice and whatever Fred didn't eat. What he didn't expect to find was Todd and Wanda making out furiously on the couch with Pietro pouting in the kitchen. He felt his jaw drop open and slowly edged himself towards the kitchen. He turned to his snowy-haired friend.

"Um, care to explain?"

The speedster glared at him, "Apparently-they-decided-they-were-perfect-for-each-other-and-now-look-what-happened-I'm-gonna-kill-that-mother-effing-amphibian!"

Lance looked at the other teen, still deciphering what he just said.

"Okaay, Hey Piet, wanna go with me to pick up my sister?"

Pietro looked at him as if he was on crack but agreed nonetheless.

"We'll leave in about 5 minutes. Lemme get my keys."

He ran up the stair to get his keys and took the steps two at a time on the way down. The white-haired speed demon was already waiting in the jeep looking like he waited a couple of hours instead of a couple of minutes.

He started up the jeep and they headed towards the train station to pick up his sister.

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