A/N: I dunno, just came up with this. WARNING: REALLY RANDOM!

Hermes and Apollo were sitting in the throne room when Apollo calls out,

"Yo Hermy!"

"Yes Apollo?" Hermes replied, slightly exasperated.

"Guess what I found!"

"Lint in your belly button?"

"No, that's gross! I found this thing called Facebook! It's a really popular mortal website!"

"Really?" Hermes said, suddenly very interested.

Two hours later

"Annabeth, c'mere!" Percy called over his shoulder.

"Percy, why can't you just- oh my gods!" Annabeth's gaze shifted to Percy's laptop screen. it was showing his Facebook page.

Friend requests

Confirm l Not Now

Hermes God

Confirm l Not Now

Mr. POLLOZ

"Do you think?" Percy asked. Annabeth bit her lip and nodded.