Schoolhouse Drabbles

French

B-Days, Period 8-9

So! So! I got a new idea for drabbles! I love them. They be fun and easy and quick and… use your imagination. Yeah. So anyways, in every class I have, I'm going to ask my classmates to give me random words so I can write a drabble on them! Plus, I'll come up with some random words of my own too. Won't that be fun??

This collection of words is from my French class, which is on B days, periods 8-9. Torture to Communication and Calculator were all contributed by one guy who's on , but refuses to tell me his user. I'll get it out of him someday!

Bacon

They'd said they'd do anything for her, but trying her (black) bacon was asking too much.

Torture

No matter what torture that needs to be endured, they will serve their goddess.

Probability

The probability of surviving this war was practically 0.

Communication

One command is all the communication needed, even if it was commanding us to die.

Chocolate

"Can't we have a different flavor for once?"

"No."

Ruler

As he runs from the scene, a cookie in hand, she chases after him, swinging madly with a ruler.

Computer

We are not computers. We are not perfect. If we were, there would not be so many dead.

Calculator

"Why can't I just use a calculator?" he whines.

"Because I said so. You never learned math, so I'm making you now."

Hooligan

She watches in amusement as her saints run around, splashing each other, screaming and shouting in delight.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

"… What?"

Dog

"PUPPY!" Kiki squeals in delight, nearly bursting Mu's eardrums.

Pinwheel

The flashing colors sparkle in the sun, the light breeze spinning them around and around. He follows them with his eyes until he falls backward in dizziness.

Blue

"Is that your natural hair color?" an eager child asks. He sighs at this common question.

"Yes. It is."

Blasphemy

"Well, I don't believe in myths." They have to drag him away by force before he retaliates to this blasphemous remark.

Triskaidekaphobia

"Now, Kiki, why are there twelve zodiac?" Mu patiently asks his pupil again.

"Um… Triskaidekaphobia?"

Teeth

He first learns of the Tooth Fairy when he is twenty-three.

FINALLY! I'M DONE!

Hey, my friend and I are having a bad grammar war, so I'm going to finish my Author's Note in bad grammar. Yippee!

So. Teeth be meaning depressed. Tooth Fairy nonexistent twenty-three until? Cool not. Me hoping you being enjoyed specific names mention more. Yah. Me be needed to up bed go. Understanded you this? Yes if, you am genius.

Hah! Spiel beat Isi! Me challenged to you this!