Juvia believed Gray was rather handsome.
- And by believed, she meant she followed him around daily, and noted for a fact he was handsome.
Gray noted Juvia was quite stalkerish.
- And by stalkerish, he meant insane.
Gray picked up his mug, bringing the contents of the alcoholic beverage to his lips. He wasn't drunk, yet. However, he was trying to drown himself in liquor.
He swallowed a large amount. She was watching him.
Muttering under his breath, Gray moved knowingly to the opposite side of the table.
Seeing this, her position altered.
He almost choked.
She not-so-discretely poked her head around the pillar.
He literally choked.
Cana, who had been watching the whole seen burst into hysterics.
Juvia blinked.
He sighed, then took his final gulp of alcohol, before standing up and attracting the attention of nearby mages.
"That's it Juvia!" He slurred, "If you want me, come and get me!"
Cana fell off her chair.
Juvia squeaked. Then fainted.
For somehow in the process, he'd lost his pants.