Spray Tan Paradise

by Twinkle Lightly

He came looking for new shoes. He left orange. Thor is sent to the mall to buy new shoes, and leaves with a spray tan. A little drabble that came to me in the middle of the night.

An idea that came to me in the middle of the night. So I was playing Temple Run, minding my own business, and BAM! IDEA! Read and review!

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Spray Tan Paradise

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Thor wandered aimlessly around the mall, searching for The Sneaker Shack. Tony had sent him to get regular shoes, instead of the boots he wore with is Asgardian armor. He walked past an aqua-blue storefront, with the words Spray Tan Paradise in bold letters. A woman in white stopped Thor.

"Hi! I'm Sheila! How would you like a spray tan for ½ off?"

"Spray tan?"

"Oh, you will LOVE it!"

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Thor emerged from Spray Tan Paradise extremely orange and happy. He walked back to Stark Tower, earning stares from everyone he passed.

"Oh. My. God." Tony laughed so hard tears streamed from his eyes. Pepper clapped a hand over her mouth. Natasha face-palmed. Thor had turned into an extremely buff, godly, and blonde pumpkin.