Jubei: YAY!!!
Buddy: What are you so damn happy about?
Jubei: I just watched my favorite movie!!
Buddy: Oh god, not...
Jubei: Yep!! The greatest movie of all time!! And now I am going to write an IZ parody of it!!!
Buddy: *sarcasticly* Oh good.
Jubei: And as an added bonus, whoever can guess what this movie this story is a parody of, I will give you a special prize, I don't know what yet. So here we go!!
A/N Okay, this story take place ten year after the IZ gang graduated from Hi Skool. Zim and Gaz have become best friends. Zim liked Gaz because of all the humans he's met, she was the weirdest and Gaz liked Zim because, well, I don't really know, it started out because she wanted to spite Dib, but then they just became good friends, so anyway, they live together in LA now! On with the story...
The TV blarred in the small La apartment. two beds sat next to each other in front of it. Zim sat in one, Gaz in the other.
People on TV: Look, I've got money to spend in here! Well, I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave.
Zim: Ya know, even though we've seen Pretty Woman like 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of it.
Gaz: Oh I know. Aww, poor thing, look, they won't let her shop. Yeah like those sales girls in Bevery Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
Zim: *laughing* I know!
Gaz: Oh my god, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves.
Zim pauses for a moment and pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth.
Zim: But, it is kinda sad.
Gaz gives him a confused look, then turnes her attention back to the movie.
A little while later...
People on TV: Anything you see here, we can do. Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Francis, let's see it...
Zim squeaks and covers his mouth with his hand.
Gaz looks at him and cocks an eyebrow.
Zim: I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.
Gaz rolls her eyes and walks over to the closet
Gaz: Okay, I have nothing to wear! I don't even have time to make something new before we go out!
Zim gets up, joins Gaz at the closet and pulls out a red skirt-dress thingy.
Zim: What about this? Hey, did you lose weight?
Gaz: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've have to eat for the past 6 days are gummi worms, jelly beans and candy corn.
Zim: God, I wish I had your control.
Later, at the club...
Gaz: I hope there are some cute people here tonight. They were cute last night.
Zim: Yeah, they were cute.
The two make their way to the bar.
Bartender: Hey, Zim, Gaz! What'll it be?
Gaz: Hi, we'll have two diet cokes.
Bartender: Right, with extra cherries, I'll be right back, don't go anywhere.
Gaz: Okay.
Zim: I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos.
Gaz: Eew.
Zim: I hope I don't get indigestion. Hey member that time I barfed from bad mexican food, it was so gross!
Gaz: Oh my god, I hate throwing up in public!
Zim: Me too!
A/N Okay there was your first dose! I'll write more later, probably tonight so don't get too impatient! And remember, whoever guesses what movie that this story is a parody of will get a special prize! So please review!
Buddy: What are you so damn happy about?
Jubei: I just watched my favorite movie!!
Buddy: Oh god, not...
Jubei: Yep!! The greatest movie of all time!! And now I am going to write an IZ parody of it!!!
Buddy: *sarcasticly* Oh good.
Jubei: And as an added bonus, whoever can guess what this movie this story is a parody of, I will give you a special prize, I don't know what yet. So here we go!!
A/N Okay, this story take place ten year after the IZ gang graduated from Hi Skool. Zim and Gaz have become best friends. Zim liked Gaz because of all the humans he's met, she was the weirdest and Gaz liked Zim because, well, I don't really know, it started out because she wanted to spite Dib, but then they just became good friends, so anyway, they live together in LA now! On with the story...
The TV blarred in the small La apartment. two beds sat next to each other in front of it. Zim sat in one, Gaz in the other.
People on TV: Look, I've got money to spend in here! Well, I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave.
Zim: Ya know, even though we've seen Pretty Woman like 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of it.
Gaz: Oh I know. Aww, poor thing, look, they won't let her shop. Yeah like those sales girls in Bevery Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
Zim: *laughing* I know!
Gaz: Oh my god, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves.
Zim pauses for a moment and pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth.
Zim: But, it is kinda sad.
Gaz gives him a confused look, then turnes her attention back to the movie.
A little while later...
People on TV: Anything you see here, we can do. Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Francis, let's see it...
Zim squeaks and covers his mouth with his hand.
Gaz looks at him and cocks an eyebrow.
Zim: I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.
Gaz rolls her eyes and walks over to the closet
Gaz: Okay, I have nothing to wear! I don't even have time to make something new before we go out!
Zim gets up, joins Gaz at the closet and pulls out a red skirt-dress thingy.
Zim: What about this? Hey, did you lose weight?
Gaz: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've have to eat for the past 6 days are gummi worms, jelly beans and candy corn.
Zim: God, I wish I had your control.
Later, at the club...
Gaz: I hope there are some cute people here tonight. They were cute last night.
Zim: Yeah, they were cute.
The two make their way to the bar.
Bartender: Hey, Zim, Gaz! What'll it be?
Gaz: Hi, we'll have two diet cokes.
Bartender: Right, with extra cherries, I'll be right back, don't go anywhere.
Gaz: Okay.
Zim: I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos.
Gaz: Eew.
Zim: I hope I don't get indigestion. Hey member that time I barfed from bad mexican food, it was so gross!
Gaz: Oh my god, I hate throwing up in public!
Zim: Me too!
A/N Okay there was your first dose! I'll write more later, probably tonight so don't get too impatient! And remember, whoever guesses what movie that this story is a parody of will get a special prize! So please review!