Title- That's What You Get
Description- Klaus is back, and wants Elena dead, so Damon 'comes up' with a plan that is in the best intentions of everyone... Or is it?
Disclaimer- I do not own any of these beautiful characters, or the beautiful show of The Vampire Diaries, but if I did then Daroline would be canon. And Bonnie would get drunk and blurt out her feelings. Cause I like Bonnie but she is boring.
A/N- This is after season three, and Elena is now a well adjusted vampire. They think Tyler died, when swapping Bonnie swapped the bodies back to normal. So Klaus is JoMo. Cause the accent is cool. I have that accent, which obviously makes it cooler.
-Chapter One; Titanium-
Elena, Stefan, Damon, Bonnie and Caroline were all gathered in the living room of the Salvatore boarding house, debating what they were going to do now that Klaus had returned. Everyone knew what he had done to Katherine for becoming a vampire, and everyone -except the girl in question- agreed that it was in all their best interests to protect Elena, by getting rid of the enemy.
"So I had a totally awesome plan!" Damon told them, as he poured himself a glass of bourbon and stood up to tell everyone. "Well cause we know that the Original Mutt, is obsessed with our very own Vampire Barbie, so we thought that we would play on that fact"
"And how are we going to do that?" Caroline asked him, raising an eyebrow, obviously not impressed by this plan so far.
"Well, princess, I am going to kidnap you, torture you, send images to Klaus, and threaten to kill you if he doesn't leave Elena alone."
"No, no, no, no, no and oh, how about no!" Caroline hissed, as the rest of the room looked at her a tiny bit shocked. Everyone wanted Klaus to be gone, especially Caroline, and they all knew that she would be the perfect bait.
"Come on Blondie, I wont actually hurt you... Too much!" Damon grinned, before receiving a harsh blow to the side by Elena.
"I am always the one for this stuff though, and I haven't had the best experiences with being kidnapped if you remember!" she winced at the memories.
"Stop exaggerating, you've hardly been through anything" Damon said rolling his eyes, but this time, he had edged far away enough from Elena to not get hit.
"Okay then, there was Jules and that other bloke, my daddy, crazy Ric and now my boyfriend is DEAD!" she growled, crossing her arms across her chest in defiance. "Plus, I was used as a human blood bag, by the one and only Damon fucking Salvatore."
"Don't forget a also compelled you to do shit for me!" he smirked, but he didn't have time to chuckle as she pounced for him, only to be held back by Stefan and Elena. "I just didn't want you to forget your facts... This time." he added, not to be listened though as Stefan was calming the blonde down.
"Come on Care, it is the only way!" Stefan begged, using a more caring tone than his brother had.
"Can't you do it though, I trust you more than that ass!" she said to him in a pleading tone, not caring that the one she was talking about was in the room with her, and not giving her the nicest look.
"Well, I'm sorry to tell you this Blondie but I doubt that Klaus would believe our little bunny killer could harm you, seeing as you two are now 'BFFL's'" he told her with a patronizing smile on his smug face.
"But I don't trust you and honestly, I have a bad feeling that your 'threat' to kill me may not actually be a threat." she said, starting to get really worked up.
"You don't have to do this Caroline, I don't need protecting by you or anyone!" Elena told her, even though it was mainly directed at Stefan and Damon.
"Elena, stop trying to be the hero! You will die, probably, if we don't help you, but there must be a better way Damon?" Bonnie said looking at him, pleading for him to understand. Unfortunately he wasn't in a sympathetic mood as he downed the rest of his bourbon, letting out a sigh as the harsh liquid trickled down his throat.
"Can't we just pose some photo's so it looks real?" Stefan asked his brother, trying to appeal to the best of his worst side.
"Ah, but that would ruin the next part of the plan. We are going to send our quarterback friend, with the photo's and unless you want to keep him in the dark – remember how that worked out last time, I may mention – I suggest we let him know, that Caroline is going to be tortured, so that if Klaus decides to compel him, then he wont think we are lying.
"Wait, why are we getting Matt involved?" Elena asked, starting to get even more pissed off.
"Because, my dear, when he finds this out, then he isn't going to be happy Klaus, and Original Barbie will be the only thing to control him, and I have a feeling that she wouldn't mind seeing mine, or Stefan's head been ripped off, but she has a certain soft spot for the human, god knows why... Maybe the originals have a thing for blondes!" he exclaimed with a shrug.
"Shut up Damon." Caroline snapped, and took one look at everyone before taking a huge sigh. "I'll do it. But only for Elena... And if you do hurt me then I will make sure Klaus tears you limb for limb!" she growled the last part looking straight into Damon's eyes.
"So meet me outside the Mystic Grill tomorrow at twelve" he told her flashing his famous condescending grin, that made Caroline feel physically sick.
"Wait, why twelve, cant we just start now and get it over with?" she stated, avoiding Elena's furious gaze, cause she realised that she had just lost the only person who was on her team.
"Because, Blondie, it is all part of the plan!" Damon said to her, acting as if she was an idiot... In his opinion, she was an idiot, but at that moment he felt it in everyone's best interest to keep that part to himself.
"I'm off then!" Caroline said walking out, but not before asking Bonnie and Elena if they wanted a lift. Bonnie accepted straight away, but Elena was a bit more reluctant, and glanced at Stefan first. "I can give him a lift too!" she added, to which Stefan shrugged and walked out with the three girls leaving Damon to his own accord.
"You can come out now!" he shouted into the shadows, pouring himself another glass of bourbon, and sitting down with a sigh. A cupboard door opened and a small girl, with pale skin and dark hair stepped out, brushing her black dress down, then looking up at Damon.
"Well that went well don't you think!" she said with a wide smile and a wink.