Tavros open the microwave to see his single chicken nugget in there, he chuckle a litle bit while imaging dirty thoughts of gamzee, 'hehe gam sol, mothafuck a ma- o-o let me see that toostie ROL!'' Tavros shouts the last part a little too loudly, the neighbors scream ''SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' you think hey isn't that gamzee's apartment? you take your chikn nuget out microwave and peck it on the butt and spank it harshly, 'haha bad chiucken ngiet!'' yOU ye'll a litl too loud again. ''SHUT UP YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER! jees'' You hear and ...ya! it sound like gamzees VOICE! bacon! gotta get that bacon, smokey bacon tastesy BACON CRUNCHY BACON!'' You yel to loudly agin ''I WILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKR IS U DONT BE WUIT MOTHERFUCK!'' ''why is gamzee so mad, you must find out, he knows you live in this apartment, so why so mad?'' You open your apartment door and exit the house. You wheel up the srairs to gamses room. You open the door to see gamzee trashing rather meanly at karkat who is sitting ther siping tea. ''uHH GAMZEE STOP! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! '' you say barly audible karkat and him didn'y haer u you say it exactly 6784x and the he hears you, ''GuHH,,,GDUuhduh, GAMZEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? ARE...YOU...MAD BRO?'' you ask the last part a little too loud. ''MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP! DIE!'' He throws a book at karkat and the tip of the book hits him, karkat doesn't even notice he doesn't move..is he dead? ''uHH GAMZEE I THINK YOU MAY HAVE CULLED HIM xd'' yOU say fastly. ''wOaH wHeN dId YoU gEt HeRe TaVbRo, AnD yEaH hE iS pRoBaBly DeAd bRo :o) honk'' he say '' uHH,,,,GAMZEE AFTER WE uHH,,,BERRY HTE BODY CAN WE GO ON A uHH,,,,,,,DATE?'' Gamzee doesn't think twice, he takes karkats body and grabs a doufle bag. There. He puts him in and throws it out hte window. ''uHH,,WOW,,,,muCH THROW,,,,,sO BODY,,nO,,,'' you say gigling Fastly! ''YeAh!~~~~~'" gamzee says while ~sips teaing~

You walk out of the building together with coats on, he wants to go to the mall so you gladly accept with a, ''ya!''

You walk into the movies and a 3d version on home alone is on, you slap on 3d glasses you found on the floor and leave gamzee to watch it by himeself without 3d glasses you turn and laugh at him, sollux must have heard, every single 3d movie that comes out in every state he goes to, he can't miss the oppertunity! .

''uHH,,,,,,,HEYA SOLUC!'' you yell too loudly'' you didn't expect the response u got frum solux ''ththhhthththtthhthththththtthhththtTHHTHTTHththTThhhtth'' sollux WAS having hEART ATTAK! ''uHH,,,, CALL 9-1-1 NOW!'' GAmzee high fives you for the epic pun. You see a mikasa and a potato sitting togethr on seat .

You walk out and ignore solluxs spassing to spend some time with gamzee. ''WoAh ThAt mOvIe wAs BiTchTitS AwEsoME!'' he says honking and tapping your nose you bite his finger and it falls of you tak him To hospital and get fake finger after he left you ask him wher 2 nect?!

''BrO aNyWheRe You Want bRAO BrO!'' he says. ''i want to go to the mountains.'' you say and he wheels you up to the mountains.

''i,,,uHH,,,neVER KNEW MOUNTAINS COULD BE AS uH,,,, GRACFUL AS CHICKEN NIGETS GAMSE!'' you say hoping in the wheel chair, you f

FALL ON ACIDENT AND GO DOWN STAIR

GAMSEE IS RUNNING FAST AFTER YOU, YOUR CHICKEN NUGET YOU AHD IN MIC NOW CAME BACK TO GET YOU,

it RAN OUT OF YOUR PCOket onto floor and MAP YOUR CHEEL CHARI FLY OUT OF CONTRol you scream ''GAMZEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAMZEE GAMSE GAMSEE GAMZEE GAMZEE! I shit chikn NIGT GAMSE!'' ''epIc BrO!'' gamzee screeches from behind. your hurtaling screches dont get you know where, but someones help. kARkat soon JOINS IN AND IS RUNNING WIHT GAMSEE.

.

Before you know it...gamzee is impailed by a tre branch

you cheel over to him. you pull the tree branch out of his stomach...

''uHH,,,,GAMZEE?!..''

''FUCKASS!'' karkat hurls into a ball and rolls down the hill.

''uHH,,,GAMZEEE,,,,,A MOTHA FA A MA-O-O LET ME SEE THEM TOOTIT ROL!''!