From the world's biggest racist
Comes this anime that made getting a history major cool
But in reality, it's useless if you're just going to get it because you used anime to decide your future occupation
It made fans think they know tons of history when in reality, they use these great moments in history to make ships
Oh, and made normal people hate going to history class because of the fangirls in there too
HETALIA
Set in World War II
Sort of, then it goes off to who knows where
Yes, the war where the worst genocide in history and Hitler happened
Gets turned into gay crap by fangirls and they eat it up like it were a chocolate covered Twinkie
Thank god they didn't show the Holocaust or else we would have seen Poland getting tortured by Germany
Bah, the fangirls would have just made Germany/Poland slash stuff
Meet the main eight countries that all look the same despite representing very different countries
The Axis Powers, Italy, Germany, and Japan
Italy is an Italian guy with Asian eyes
Germany is what all white people think they look like, but no...
We've hit rock bottom these days, trust me
Japan has no pupils because Japanese people don't want to make themselves have the squinty eyes
Join the Nazis and help them fight against
The Allies, America, England, France, Russia, and China
America is not overweight nor carrying a shotgun
We wish we were skinny and eating burgers, but that's not how life works
England has no ugly teeth and is not wearing a bowler hat
France is not wearing a black and white striped shirt or carrying a baguette
Russia doesn't like punching bears or is planning to nuke America
China doesn't have the eyes or is planning to nuke America
China beats the Axis with a pot
Really? No guns blazing? No swords? What a rip off!
Take a break from these guys and you meet countries that just as make less sense
Canada, a ghost that carries a bear he got from Build-a-Bear Workshop
Cuba, the closest this show has gotten to writing a dark skinned character
Prussia, the one everyone loves despite being a country no one actually knows about
South Italy-
Wait, how come there are two Italy-s? Are there different Italians based on region? Well, I suppose...
South Italy, that angry Italian you've met at least once in your local Little Italy
Sealand, the one nobody loves and nobody knows about
Iceland, the place no one wants to go to
Poland, the place where the worst genocide happened is turned into a gay stereotype
Spain, who surprisingly isn't killing any indigenous people
Ukraine, because Japan needed a reason to put a big breasted lady in this show
Greece, who isn't a hairy smoker
Turkey, for some reason is wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask
Hungary, a strong female role before Frozen made it cool
Austria, who makes Arnold Schwarzenager cringe *Arnold's Austrian*
Liechtenstein, a reason for Japan to cater to pedophiles
Switzerland, who stole America's stereotype with his trigger-happy self
*shots of every other country that was not mentioned here*
God, how many more? I'm gonna stop there
Watch as these countries get turned into complete jokes of themselves
That anyone outside Japan won't get
Seriously, what stereotypes Japan were thinking of while making this anime?
Because I don't get any of the stuff they're using in this show
Maybe some, but where do you hear English people being able to see magical creatures or Greeks liking cats? What?
Let's just skip ahead to the plot
Wait, there is no plot
So sit back and waste five minutes of your life with...
Every country excluding Japan speaking Japanese despite it is not their native language
Slapstick comedy
Racist comedy
Recycled shots of the same campfire episode
Recycled shots in general
Cats everywhere
Annnnnnd tell me why this show is still going strong? Because I don't see how its fanbase is still together
The only stuff that's left in there are lonely fangirls and people who shop at Hot Topic
Starring...
Richard Simmons (Italy)
Mr. Potato Head (Germany)
Dead Eyes (Japan)
George W. Bush (America)
I see magic people (England)
Blonde Jesus (France)
Vladimir Piping (Russia)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Panda (China)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Spain)
Armin Arlert (Switzerland)
Olive Garden manager (South Italy/Romano)
Not Austrailia (Austria)
My landlord (Cuba)
European Mulan (Hungary)
Christoper Robin (Canada)
BEEEEEWBS (Ukraine)
Discount Germany (Sweden)
Club Penguin (Iceland)
Every British kid (Sealand)
Overly Attached Girlfriend (Belarus)
Homeless Sebastian (Greece)
Little Sister from Bioshock (Lichenstein)
Shovelfaced Raiden (Prussia)
And...
Warwick Davis (Chibitalia)
JAPANESE UNITED NATIONS SHOW
I heard this show was banned in Korea because the Korea character was "offensive"
God, I wonder what'll happen if they made a Saudi Arabia or any other Muslim country character
Japan's gonna be nuked if they did