Author's Note: There are quite a few Fem!(Class) fics, and many of them involve romance, or OOC. I don't get why having one or more of the Team members be female absolutely must involve romance. Nearly all of the best Fem!(anyone) class fics I have read don't have romance at all! Also, there generally seems to be a big fuss about female classes in general. So's here's a thing about the mercs. They are the same ones you play as, except they're female.
Sorry if the "Meet the team" parts sound more like directions.
Meet The Scout
Scout leans casually in a doorway, sipping a can of Bonk! Crit-A-Cola. With a start, she looks towards the camera, reacting to a question unheard by the camera.
"What, ya chuckleheads think I'm not good enough to run around and hurt people? Because I'mma girl? Well, ya got anotha thing comin." She strides towards the camera, which is still positioned as to be focused on the doorway. For a moment, all that is visible on-screen is a close-up of a red shirt. The view is suddenly shifted towards Scout's face, held by her left hand. Scout angles the camera directly at her face at arm's length. She is still holding her canned drink.
"Let me tell ya something. I've got eight brothers. All'a em are male. And I can beat every single one a' them. Blindfolded. Hell, I can beat them all at once. And you're —" She jabs at the camera with the index finger of her right hand, leaving a faint smudge. A couple drops of purple soda from her can fall onto the lens. "—try'na tell me that I ain't qualified? I'm as good as — hell, I'm fucking better than — any man. I'm a freakin' force-a-nature!" She let goes of the camera, and it moves back in its former position. She goes back to lean on the doorframe and takes a drink of her soda. An arm, presumably belonging to the cameraman, quickly wipes the smudge and soda off the lens.
"And if anyone sez otherwise, I'll bash their head in!" She sips again, but stops halfway to peer inside the can. Seeing that the can is empty, she tosses the can offscreen and grins at the camera.
"Any more questions?"
Author's Note: Yes, that was short. Yes, there will be more.