A normal day in Ikebukuro, well as normal as it can be when flying trashcans appear out of nowhere. "What the fuck?" my friend Amaya said, looking at the two men attacking each other. "Oh that's normal," I said shrugging it off. "No, I mean who is that hottie in the fur coat?" Amaya said, drooling a bit. "Stay away from him, he is bad news. You could do so much better." I said, "But Aya!" she whined. "No buts. Jeez, I feel like a mother." I sighed.
Suddenly someone grabbed me "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I screamed.
"HOTTIE" Amaya yelled.
'Hottie?' I thought, and then suddenly it all clicked.
"Now Shizu-chan would you really want to hurt little innocent me?" A smooth voice said. "You cowardly flea, how about you move away from the girl so I can kill you?" The angry voice known as Shizu-chan shouted. "But why would I do that I am cozy here Shizu-chan?" The smooth voice exclaimed putting his arm around my shoulder. I looked up, praying to god that this wasn't him, please I thought don't let it be him.
Finally my eyes landed on the culprit. 'Why god?' I thought, looking into the eyes of the one and only Izaya orihara. "hottie, hottie, hottie," I could hear Amaya mutter under her breath. Well then, I guess she can't help me. What will I do now? Panicking a little I did what any normal girl would do, except those crazy ones like Amaya, over there who would jump tackle him. What I did surprised even me. I kneed him.
"Ugh," he said falling down.
"Hahahahahahaha," I looked over to see Shizuo grinning like a madman who just robbed a bank. Oh dear, has he gone insane? I thought. "Hottie are you alright?" Amaya asked helping the falling body of Izaya off the ground. "I'm fine but that was very interesting" he turned to look at me "tell me girl what gave you the courage to do that?"
"Isn't that the normal thing to do when a strange man grabs you?" I replied bluntly, the smirk he gave me after I said that made me think 'wow pedophile much?'
"Hey girl what's your name?" Shizuo asked walking over to me. "Why do you want to know my name?" I replied.
"Well, it's not everyday someone humiliates the flea, so I must say, you're ok in my book." He said giving a grin. Now I was blushing I can't believe it Shizuo thinks I am ok this must be a dream.
"My names Aya, and that girl over there gawking at Izaya is Amaya." I said keeping my cool, but internally I was squealing like a rapid fan girl.
"Nice to meet you Aya." Shizuo said.
"Aya so that's your name?" A sudden voice said breathing down my neck, I jumped at the sudden contact and reeled around as fast as my feet could move, to see Izaya grinning like a pervert.
"Izayaaaaaaaa" Shizuo suddenly screamed. "Oh Shizu-chan, now you want to chase me I feel so touched?" Izaya said, faking a touched expression. Soon the two ran off like maniacs and you could see their stick figures in the distance. "Ok then, hey Amaya lets head back to my house." I said turning to her.
"Sure let's head back," she replied. I noticed something when hanging out with Amaya, if there are no hot guys around she is very smart and normal, but when a very hot guy or Izaya it seems shows up she changes for the worst, and for all those people out there; she is not a slut she just has issues (a/n time skip to house since I am lazy).
"Aya did you hear something?" Amaya yelled from the other room. "What do you mean?" I yelled back confused, trying to get my shirt on. Suddenly a low whistle sound could be heard from the window. Startled I looked over and low and behold there sat Izaya with a hint of drool on his chin. Again, I did what any normal girl would do, I screamed and grabbed something to cover myself with.
"Now why would you want to cover yourself I think you look better without the shirt." He replied winking.
"You pedophile." I screamed.
"What's going on?" Amaya yelled, bursting into the room dead set on killing whoever intruded until she saw who it was. "Hottie, you came back!" she said, smiling like an idiot. "Yes, I am back, you two peeked my interest so I decided to pay you a visit." He grinned. "More like come rape us if you ask me." I said bluntly. That got me a cold glare from Amaya, but a chuckle from Izaya. If things couldn't get any worse the doorbell rang.
"Who the fuck is it now?" I screamed, yanking my top on while stomping to the door.
I slammed it open to see Shizuo.
"Um, why are you here?" I asked politely although a bit worried he might realize Izaya is here. I really can't afford a new house you know? "Well I just wanted to see you," he replied bluntly. "Wait how did you find out where I live?" I asked confused.
"Google." He again replied bluntly.
"Well then, by the power of Google I guess you can come in." I smiled. He walked in, and sat on the couch. I then ran to the room Izaya was supposedly in. "Aya who was it?" Amaya asked.
"Just a neighbor wanting to borrow something." I replied, lying threw my teeth praying she wouldn't notice, too bad Izaya and his love of humans did because he suddenly got up and walked out of the room and towards the room Shizuo was in.
"Wait!" I cried but to no avail. "YOU!" both men said at the same time.
"Crap..." I muttered.
"Why is the flea here?" Shizuo replied annoyed.
"Same question can be said for you two protozoan." Izaya replied back.
"HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TELL ME WHY YOU TWO ARE HERE I MEAN WE ONLY LIKE MET TODAY." I suddenly screamed with all my might. Everyone looked at me with wide eyes before Izaya finally was the one to speak up.
"I found you two interesting, that's all there is to it." He replied bluntly. Shizuo then spoke, " I couldn't stop thinking of you." Wow, cheesy much? But awwww. I thought blushing. "Hey why don't we play Slenderman?" Amaya said, grabbing her laptop not even caring we were all in a discussion. "Slender man?" both men said confused.
"Yeah, Slenderman. Don't worry, it's not that bad. You guys will think the game is awesome." Amaya then set the laptop down and the creepy music started to fill the room. I walked over and turned off the lights then sat down next to Shizuo. Finally, the game started.
"Why does the screen have static on it?" Izaya asked confused. "Shit run!" I screamed, but it was to late Slenderman appeared out of nowhere. I thought I heard a girlish scream but shrugged it off getting up. I turned on the lights, what I saw amused me. Izaya was in the corner muttering something about not wanting to die, and Shizuo was to frozen to move.
"It was just a game you guys there is nothing to fear." I say trying to reassure them. Suddenly, I was tackled to the ground by Izaya.
"Wah," I yelled from the sudden impact.
"Protect me, I still have so much to live for." He muttered. "HEY, he's mine." Amaya yelled; to bad for her Shizuo grabbed her. "Why did you show us that?" He said in a low voice.
"Umm..." Amaya said, trying to find an excuse.
"Please you guys, calm down and Izaya please get off of me." I said. "I won't calm down I refuse to leave your side until I know I am fully protected and safe." Izaya murmured in a possessive tone.
"Oh shit." I thought, this isn't good.
"I can't calm down, you said it wasn't going to be that bad, you lied so I decided to not leave your side until I get my revenge." Shizuo said in a scary tone.
"Eeeeek," Amaya cried.