Rent summary that would make anyone LOVE it.

Disclaimer: Jonathan Larson owns everything.

Please review!! I tried to make this unlike all the other "rent in five minutes" so that people would actually like it, not think it was stupid.

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Mark: Fuck. There's no one to help us and now Benny's bringing or shitty past back to us.

Roger: And I can't write a song.

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Mark: I hate my parents

Roger: Who doesn't?

Mark: I'm going to go be a good friend and find Collins because I have nothing better to do.

Roger: I'm going to wallow in my misery.

Both: Good luck with that.

Collins: Ow! You couldn't even take the whole coat?!?

Angel: Hi honey. I'm a really nice person. I've got Aids, and I think you're cute.

Collins: Dido

Angel: Like my Mrs. Claus outfit?

Collins: Oh yea!!

Angel: Come with me to life support.

Collins: coming love!

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Roger: I am going to die soon, thanks a lot April (my ex girlfriend who chose the cowards way out of HIV). I want to write a song to express my pain but I feel pathetic and I can't write anything.

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Mimi: I'm a drug addict. I think your cute. Will you do drugs with me?

Roger: I learned that the hard way. My girl friend's dead and you look like her. You're depressing me, I dont want to face my fears. Get out.

Mimi: Love you too babe. (Leaves. Knocks on door)

Roger: What now?

Mimi: I dropped my drugs. I guess the answer is still no to helping with them?

Roger: Nice ass. Uhh. I mean...

Mimi: it's ok, I get that a lot. Btw, sorry bout your dead girl friend, and I'm not usually that insensitive. Let's dance. (Reaches into back pocket) haha, got it now. See ya later.

Roger: What just happened here?

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Collins: Hey bitches!

Mark: YOU BROUGHT FOOD!!

Collins: Oh yea, and more than that!

Roger: OOoooooOOOoooooOOO!

Angel: I killed this guy's dog and now I'm rich. Oh and I have mad dance skills!!! Drummers rule!!! (A/N yea, I'm a drummer)

Collins: Girl, you rock!!

Roger: Girl...?

Mark: (to roger) shut up!

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Benny: Hi you out of work losers that I used to know

Mark: What do you want? You're an insensitive jerk and we hate you.

Benny: I will make your dreams come true if you forget about your principals and become a sell out.

Roger: Fuck you

Benny: (to angel) boy or girl?

Angel: Get away from me you perv.

Benny: Fine have it your way. You'll be evicted.

Angel: You guys wanna go to life support with us?

Mark: I would, but unfortunately Maureen dumped me to be a lesbian and I am still trying to make her come back to me.

Roger: My life sucks. Leave me to my misery

Collins: Oh well, guess it's just us, come later!

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Joanne: Ow! Mark?

Mark: Well, this is awkward.

Joanne: Maureen loves me! Not you!

Mark: just let me fix your equipment. Maureen is gonna cheat on you, same as me.

Joanne: NO! ...ok, maybe.

Mark: haha. I feel great.

Joanne: Good for you, get your happiness away from me.

Maureen over the phone: did you do all my work, pookie?!

Mark: pookie!

Joanne: Shut up!

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Paul: Hi everyone, I know you are all sick and dieing but let's try to make you feel better. Live you life to the fullest. No Day But Today

Mark: Oops... sorry. can I film?

Paul: Sure, why not. we are nice and accept everyone.

Gordon: My T-cells suck (A/N Thank you to Jonathan Larson's friend for those words).

Paul: No Day But Today

Gordon: even though everything seems surreal right now, I am going to listen to you anyway.

All: We're going to die but we lived this long. No Day But Today.

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Mimi: Lets go Out!! I wanna have fun! Roger, take me out? I love you.

Roger: ahhh! I love you to but I don't want to get hurt again!

Roger: Leave! I can't deal with this!

Mimi: Have fun! No Day But Today!

Roger: No! Not Now!! go away!! take your drugs!! Another Day!

Mimi: Dont freeze your heart! (A/N yes that's from Love Heals, another one of Jonathan's songs that is on the movie soundtrack. I know I am stealing a lot of lines) Come with me!

Roger: Dont do this!! Leave me alone!!

Mimi: My only goal is just to be!!

Roger: Go away!!

Mimi: Give in to love, or live in fear!

Roger: Another Day!

Mimi: No Day But Today!!

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Angel: NYC sucks.

Collins: Oh yea, let's go to Santa Fe.

Roger: Why?

Collins: Why not?

Roger: Stop the philosopher talk!

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Angel: I love you

Collins: I love you too.

Angel: I love you more.

Collins: I love you more.

dance, dance.

(A/N and this continues for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.)

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Homeless People: Buy something!! we need money! Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer! (A/N 1-27-07, Hahaha Hahahaha!!)

Junkies: We'd rather buy drugs. Now we will list every street name for heroin known to man.

Cops: We will ruin your Christmas now!

All: It's Snowing!!

Roger: There's Mimi

Mark: Whooooooa!! I'll take her if you dont want her.

Roger: fuck off
All: It's snowing!!

Angel: here's your new coat!!

Collins: can I kiss you now?

Angel: YAY!

All: It's snowing!!

Roger: Wanna come to diner?

Mimi: You mean you're being nice to me now?!?!

Roger: I'll take that as a yes.

Maureen: THE STAGE?!?!?

All: It's snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maureen: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hate Benny!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cows rule, diet coke sucks!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I can scream for a really long time!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Waiter: Leave please, you never do anything except sing.

Mark: Fuck off.

Angel: Kapow!

Benny: Hey sexy Mimi.

Mimi: Leave. Now.

Benny: Bohemia is dead

Mark: Welcome to the funeral of Bohemia. Ass.

Maureen: (Moons Benny)

Mark: Inspiration. Expression. Going insane. Hating Mom and Dad. Bikes! Absolutes!! To being an Us of once instead of a Them!

All: La vie Boheme!

Maureen: She's my sister

Waiter: Vegetarians rule.

All: Wine and Beer!

Mark: Mucho masturbation

Angel: Sondheim!

Maureen: The STAGE!!!

Mark and Mimi: Blow off aunty Em!!

Maureen and Joanne: Sisters!

Collins and Angel: Brothers!

Mr. Grey: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Benny: aww, it's kinda fun... wait, right. Yea. Sorry bohemians. CHEEEEEEECK!!!

Mark: Now we are going to act crazy!!

All: whooooooa!

All: Actual Reality! Act Up. Fight Aids!

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Mimi: I should tell you...

Roger: I should tell you...

Mimi: I have Aids

Roger: I have aids

Mimi: I should tell you

Roger: I should tell you

Mimi: Lets kiss lover

Roger: (kisses her)

Mark: awwwww!

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Joanne: Your building is locked and everyone is Mooing!

All: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!!!!!!!!!

Random girl: DANCE!!

Mark: FILM!!

Angel: MUSIC!!!

Collins and Maureen: ANARCHY!!

All: to living! Let he among us without sin be the first to condemn!!

Rosario Dawson: We're not doing it to you; we're doing it for us.

All: VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!!!