Rent summary that would make anyone LOVE it.
Disclaimer: Jonathan Larson owns everything.
Please review!! I tried to make this unlike all the other "rent in five minutes" so that people would actually like it, not think it was stupid.
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Mark: Fuck. There's no one to help us and now Benny's bringing or shitty past back to us.
Roger: And I can't write a song.
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Mark: I hate my parents
Roger: Who doesn't?
Mark: I'm going to go be a good friend and find Collins because I have nothing better to do.
Roger: I'm going to wallow in my misery.
Both: Good luck with that.
Collins: Ow! You couldn't even take the whole coat?!?
Angel: Hi honey. I'm a really nice person. I've got Aids, and I think you're cute.
Collins: Dido
Angel: Like my Mrs. Claus outfit?
Collins: Oh yea!!
Angel: Come with me to life support.
Collins: coming love!
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Roger: I am going to die soon, thanks a lot April (my ex girlfriend who chose the cowards way out of HIV). I want to write a song to express my pain but I feel pathetic and I can't write anything.
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Mimi: I'm a drug addict. I think your cute. Will you do drugs with me?
Roger: I learned that the hard way. My girl friend's dead and you look like her. You're depressing me, I dont want to face my fears. Get out.
Mimi: Love you too babe. (Leaves. Knocks on door)
Roger: What now?
Mimi: I dropped my drugs. I guess the answer is still no to helping with them?
Roger: Nice ass. Uhh. I mean...
Mimi: it's ok, I get that a lot. Btw, sorry bout your dead girl friend, and I'm not usually that insensitive. Let's dance. (Reaches into back pocket) haha, got it now. See ya later.
Roger: What just happened here?
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Collins: Hey bitches!
Mark: YOU BROUGHT FOOD!!
Collins: Oh yea, and more than that!
Roger: OOoooooOOOoooooOOO!
Angel: I killed this guy's dog and now I'm rich. Oh and I have mad dance skills!!! Drummers rule!!! (A/N yea, I'm a drummer)
Collins: Girl, you rock!!
Roger: Girl...?
Mark: (to roger) shut up!
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Benny: Hi you out of work losers that I used to know
Mark: What do you want? You're an insensitive jerk and we hate you.
Benny: I will make your dreams come true if you forget about your principals and become a sell out.
Roger: Fuck you
Benny: (to angel) boy or girl?
Angel: Get away from me you perv.
Benny: Fine have it your way. You'll be evicted.
Angel: You guys wanna go to life support with us?
Mark: I would, but unfortunately Maureen dumped me to be a lesbian and I am still trying to make her come back to me.
Roger: My life sucks. Leave me to my misery
Collins: Oh well, guess it's just us, come later!
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Joanne: Ow! Mark?
Mark: Well, this is awkward.
Joanne: Maureen loves me! Not you!
Mark: just let me fix your equipment. Maureen is gonna cheat on you, same as me.
Joanne: NO! ...ok, maybe.
Mark: haha. I feel great.
Joanne: Good for you, get your happiness away from me.
Maureen over the phone: did you do all my work, pookie?!
Mark: pookie!
Joanne: Shut up!
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Paul: Hi everyone, I know you are all sick and dieing but let's try to make you feel better. Live you life to the fullest. No Day But Today
Mark: Oops... sorry. can I film?
Paul: Sure, why not. we are nice and accept everyone.
Gordon: My T-cells suck (A/N Thank you to Jonathan Larson's friend for those words).
Paul: No Day But Today
Gordon: even though everything seems surreal right now, I am going to listen to you anyway.
All: We're going to die but we lived this long. No Day But Today.
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Mimi: Lets go Out!! I wanna have fun! Roger, take me out? I love you.
Roger: ahhh! I love you to but I don't want to get hurt again!
Roger: Leave! I can't deal with this!
Mimi: Have fun! No Day But Today!
Roger: No! Not Now!! go away!! take your drugs!! Another Day!
Mimi: Dont freeze your heart! (A/N yes that's from Love Heals, another one of Jonathan's songs that is on the movie soundtrack. I know I am stealing a lot of lines) Come with me!
Roger: Dont do this!! Leave me alone!!
Mimi: My only goal is just to be!!
Roger: Go away!!
Mimi: Give in to love, or live in fear!
Roger: Another Day!
Mimi: No Day But Today!!
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Angel: NYC sucks.
Collins: Oh yea, let's go to Santa Fe.
Roger: Why?
Collins: Why not?
Roger: Stop the philosopher talk!
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Angel: I love you
Collins: I love you too.
Angel: I love you more.
Collins: I love you more.
dance, dance.
(A/N and this continues for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.)
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Homeless People: Buy something!! we need money! Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer! (A/N 1-27-07, Hahaha Hahahaha!!)
Junkies: We'd rather buy drugs. Now we will list every street name for heroin known to man.
Cops: We will ruin your Christmas now!
All: It's Snowing!!
Roger: There's Mimi
Mark: Whooooooa!! I'll take her if you dont want her.
Roger:
fuck off
All: It's snowing!!
Angel: here's your new coat!!
Collins: can I kiss you now?
Angel: YAY!
All: It's snowing!!
Roger: Wanna come to diner?
Mimi: You mean you're being nice to me now?!?!
Roger: I'll take that as a yes.
Maureen: THE STAGE?!?!?
All: It's snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maureen: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hate Benny!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cows rule, diet coke sucks!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I can scream for a really long time!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Waiter: Leave please, you never do anything except sing.
Mark: Fuck off.
Angel: Kapow!
Benny: Hey sexy Mimi.
Mimi: Leave. Now.
Benny: Bohemia is dead
Mark: Welcome to the funeral of Bohemia. Ass.
Maureen: (Moons Benny)
Mark: Inspiration. Expression. Going insane. Hating Mom and Dad. Bikes! Absolutes!! To being an Us of once instead of a Them!
All: La vie Boheme!
Maureen: She's my sister
Waiter: Vegetarians rule.
All: Wine and Beer!
Mark: Mucho masturbation
Angel: Sondheim!
Maureen: The STAGE!!!
Mark and Mimi: Blow off aunty Em!!
Maureen and Joanne: Sisters!
Collins and Angel: Brothers!
Mr. Grey: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Benny: aww, it's kinda fun... wait, right. Yea. Sorry bohemians. CHEEEEEEECK!!!
Mark: Now we are going to act crazy!!
All: whooooooa!
All: Actual Reality! Act Up. Fight Aids!
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Mimi: I should tell you...
Roger: I should tell you...
Mimi: I have Aids
Roger: I have aids
Mimi: I should tell you
Roger: I should tell you
Mimi: Lets kiss lover
Roger: (kisses her)
Mark: awwwww!
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Joanne: Your building is locked and everyone is Mooing!
All: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!!!!!!!!!
Random girl: DANCE!!
Mark: FILM!!
Angel: MUSIC!!!
Collins and Maureen: ANARCHY!!
All: to living! Let he among us without sin be the first to condemn!!
Rosario Dawson: We're not doing it to you; we're doing it for us.
All: VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!!!
