August 9th 2016
Over the Indian ocean
Dave's helicopter
7:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
Dave's Helicopter flew over the Indian ocean it's twin rotors at full power. Lord Shen's fleet was lagging behind and were unable to keep up. "Dave! Could you slow down!" I said, "the ships are barely able to catch up." "Ha…they'll catch up," Shen replied, "finest fleet in history." "Funny…your fleet has yet to conquer anything," Kowalski muttered. "OH shut up," Shen replied. Shen rolled his eyes, "I had enough of you peasants," He replied opening the door at the back. "Hello," Kai said landing on the lowered ramp, "This is easier then stealing candy from a baby." "Oh hi kai," I said, "Kai!?" "I told you I am the dream destroyer now!" "I don't care what you call yourself!" Po said, "Your going down!"
"Why don't you shut your mouth Panda," Shen replied. "Anybody else want to threw the albino peacock out the back," Blowhole muttered. "Excuse me?" Shen replied, "for you information I am not albino, I'm Leucistic meaning lack of color…LACK OF COLOR!" "no need to shout," Blowhole said. Boss wolf instantly went on the defensive and brought a hammer up to Blowhole's face. "Oh your quick to defend him…If I remember correctly he threw a knife at you!" blowhole spat. "Nothing gets in his way," boss wolf replied. "Well a panda clearly did!" Blowhole said. "Don't get me involved in this!" "You were involved the moment you defeated me Panda," Shen replied. "Well guess what the pandas survived your massacre!" "I'll just have to go back to that panda village and finish the job!" "I'll guess I'll go then," Kai said.
"I love my chain-blades…" Kai said, "but I also what to see the look on your faces when I do this!" He detaced the chain-blades from his belt and sent them flying towards the nearest rotor. The chains got catch in the rotor causing it to stop spinning. Kai jumped out as the helicopter started to go out of control!" "Hold on to something!" Dave shouted. "Hold on to something!" Kowalski repeated. The helicopter was now wildly spinning hurtling towards…towards…No! Anything but that blasted island! "Brace for impact!" Dave said still struggling to keep the helicopter under control. "No! No! No! No! Not Madagascar! Not Madagascar!" I shouted, "Anything but that!" "ahhhh!" everyone shouted.
"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Hugh! Jack! Nicolas! Helen! Anybody!" Dave said, "why isn't anyone on my sub responding!" "Kowalski options!" I shouted as the helicopter start to lose altitude rapidly as the ground got ever closer. "We're going to die!" Mantis shouted. "Kowalski!" I shouted again, "Options!" "Um…well…Jump out the back!" "go! Go! GO!" I shouted as I took a running start before diving out of the aircraft. Everyone including dave followed suit landed safetly on the ground. The helicopter slammed into the ground a few feet away exploding on impact. An explosion Kai watched from his fortress and could be heard all the way in fossa territory. The Fossa King heard the explosion and quickly deduced that we had something to do with it. "Well…Skipper we meet again," he said. He turned to a couple of his fossa warriors, "go my brothers! Follow that smoke trail! And bring whatever you find to me…alive." He turned to the rest of the fossa that had gathered on the high rock, "And then we shall feast!" The fossa rocks shock with thousands of fossa shouting, "Fossa Hungry! Fossa eat!" One fossa was foolish enough to say "Fossa halt!" but was ignored. A another small group of fossa chanted, "fossa oh! Fossa Ah!" they received stares from the rest of the fossa until they stopped. A small group of fossa warriors(about thirty) then left the rocks and started to head off to the source of the smoke.
Back on the beach we were all gathered inside Marty's hut which was surprisely still standing after all these years. we were all drinking fresh water…thanks to the Pluming System Marty finally completed while we were carefully and slowly extracting the plane from Julian's tree. It was surprisely still run providing fresh water from a spring that was just up the hill. Lord Shen was clearing not impressed with the contruction while blowhole was already considering a few extremely spendy upgrades. Thankfully Dave's sub had beached itself and was somehow high and dry above the tideline, it had the telltale marks of Kai's chainblades all over it's propeller "legs". It was unfortantate for dave but luckly he has a well stocked pantry. We even discovered that Dave had cheese aging in his "celler". That came as a surprise as I assumed that cheese enthusiast was just part of his Dr. Octivus Brine persona. Though we never really found out what he did to become a renowned genetist in the first place. Dave's octopi had grudgely agreed to sit around with us.
"My fleet should have been here by now," Shen shouted, "I have to have a word with them when get here..." "If they get here," Po whispered to monkey. "I heard that!" Shen replied, "don't you have noddles to slurp or something? Disgusting panda." He made sure that that last part could only be heard by the panda. "Hey!" Mr. Ping shouted, "did you even have a noodle in your life?" "Noodles are peasant food," shen replied, "not worthing of someone of my lordly status!" "I'll show you peasant food," Mr. Ping muttered when Shen had his back turned. Meanwhile Kai waited in the nearby bushes waiting for his chance to ruin our breakfast. And He was not alone as a pair of angry eyes looked out from the bushes next to him. Those eyes belonged to Tai lung. And they were angrily focused on one person in particular…Po. A third pair of eyes clearly belonging to a bird meanwhile was angrily focused on one Lord shen.
(end of chapter One)
