The setting is Dark.
On top of a building in Station Square a pink hedgehog is praticing her vocals.
She is young.
Alone.
Pink.
A perfect rape target for the cities most ruthless pervs.
Crocs, chameleons, and the rare ekidna.
Only one being can save her.
He is Fast.
Brave.
Blue.
Too bad for pinky this hedgehog is not the star of this fan fic.
For the star is...
SHADOW
the
UNDERCOVER HEDGEHOG
Amy (Singing): Agent . . . . . Shadow . . . .
A sexy bat appears from the Smoke.
Rouge (Her voice is Sassy): Aaaaaageeent! Agent Shaaaaaadoow! Undercover!
Amy (Still singing): It aint no walk through the meadows...
Rouge (Also still singing): Cause' he's lurking in the shadows.
ooooooooooooooooooh
Amy (singing badly): dashing through the rainbo-
Rouge (not singing): Honey, you don't get it do you?
Amy: Huh?
Rouge: This story is dark, dangerous, grossome!
Amy starts to hold her mallet tightly.
Rouge: Perilous, nasty, erotic!
Amy: Doesn't perilous and dangerous mean the same thing? And I like erotic!
Rouge: IT IS NOT FOR LITTLE GIRLS!
Frightened, Amy clenched more on her hammer and SLAM! Right on Rouge's head appeared a lump.
Rouge: Please read "Agent Shadow"...
Rouge Faints. As the view fades out.
Amy (hides mallet behind herself in guilt): Hopfully Coming Soon!