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It was a nice sunny day in some bar and the village was peaceful. Goku decided today was the day that he will ask Sanzo a question and pray that he will not be killed.
Goku asked "Sanzo, Why do you hardly eat any food?"
Sanzo stated "Do you honestly do not know why."
Goku blinked and asked "Is it because you can't get any food?"
Gojyo snickered and said "Maybe Sanzo is on a diet because he thinks that he is fat."
Sanzo twitched a little and starting to get annoyed.
Goku yelled "No way! Sanzo would not ever think that! Would you Sanzo?"
Sanzo didn't even bother giving that question an answer.
Gojyo smirks and said "See Sanzo thinks that he is fat."
Goku did something dumb, he grabbed Sanzo's sleeve and yelled "No Sanzo I can't let you wither away like a flower in the hot sun!"
Sanzo whispered harshly "If you don't let go of me monkey. I'll fucking kill you."
Sanzo was not in a good mood at all and Hakkai had went shopping for meat buns for Goku.
Goku quickly lets go and backs away. Sanzo pointed his gun at Gojyo and said "You just had to start that monkey up and because of you he yelled in my ear. To answer that question would be pointless since you think that you have the right answer. Now shut the hell up and eat like the pigs that you are."
Goku thought 'Sanzo is not going to wilt right?'
Goku opened his mouth to ask Sanzo, but Sanzo hit him on the head lightly with the newspaper.
Sanzo muttered "Don't ask another dumb question I'm not in the mood to hear it."
Gojyo asked with a smirk on his face "Sanzo, Are you a virgin?"
Sanzo got up, fired his gun in the middle of the table and stated "That does it I'm leaving and going to the inn."
Goku whispered "So is Sanzo a virgin?"
Gojyo repiled "I have no damn clue."
Goku thought about something and then yelled "Damnit Sanzo left us with the bill!"
Gojyo and Goku sulked as they have to wash the dishes for who knows how long.
In the Inn there was a smug looking Sanzo and he was drinking some sake while reading the newspaper.
Sanzo thought 'I wonder how much the bill is since I made sure to order a whole lot of sake before I left..'
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