Serena: Hello! In behalf of the mo—Um… Hello. Welcome to Jeopardy! I will be your hostess for the ni—

1 Darien: *taps Serena on the shoulder*

Serena: Oh, and uh… Darien, our host as well. ^_^

Darien: ^_^

Serena: Now to meet our 3 contestants! Zidane Tribal!

Zidane: *waves and winks at the crowd * Hiya Ladies! Wanna give me a call? My number's—

2 Garnet: *jabs Zidane in the stomach*

3 Zidane: Ouch!

Darien: And the very beautiful Garnet Til Alexandros the 13th!

Garnet: *smiles and waves politely*

Serena: *glares at Darien.* And last, but definitely not least, the cute, small Vivi Ornitier!

Vivi: *straightens his hat and waves* *crowd cheers loudly*

4 Zidane: What's Vivi's secret?…

Garnet: *glares at Zidane*

Darien: Anyways, those are our contestants! Onto Rou—

Little Girl: ZIDANE!! *Runs up on stage and jumps onto Zidane knocking him down*

Zidane: O_O Eiko!!

Eiko: ^n.n^ *hugs Zidane*

5 Garnet: …

Zidane: Eiko, no offense, but you're a little too young for me…

6 Eiko: WHAT?! *Starts tearing*

Zidane: Oh no… Perhaps Vivi?

Vivi: O_o;

Eiko: *considers Zidane* Okay! *Jumps onto Vivi*

Vivi: O_O;;;;!! *Ducks*

Eiko: 0.0! *Hits face first on the ground and gets knocked out* ®.®

Darien: …*ahem* Onto Round 1! Our categories are: Words that start with "chee", Things Darien Smells Li—What?! *Takes a piece of paper off the board* Alright, who is responsible for this?!

Zidane: *flirts with Garnet*

Vivi: *tries to see above the podium*

Eiko: ®.®

Serena: *runs*

Darien: Fine! I'll run the show on my own! Anyways… The Color of Red Flowers, How many letters are in the word 'stupid', People with Rusty Armo—

Zidane: *buzzes in* Steiner!

Darien: …*anime water drop* I didn't ask the question yet…

Zidane: Oh… *flirts with Garnet more*

Garnet: …*anime water drop*

Darien: …Moving on… Is Sugar Sweet, Oceans, and Cat Fur… da heck?…

Vivi: *goes backstage and comes back with stool and stands on it*

Darien: Let's start with Zidane.

Zidane: Hmm… Cute Ladies in Lindblum for 500!

Garnet: *face turns red*

Darien: That's not a category… How about Garnet instead?…

Zidane: Damn!

7 Garnet: How about Words That Start With "Chee" for 600?

Darien: Okay *reads the board* Any word that starts with 'chee'.

Vivi: *buzzes in* Kupo nut?

**BZZT**

Darien: Um… Wrong…

Garnet: *buzzes in* Cheesy poofs?

Darien: I guess so… 600 points for Garnet.

Cartman: *comes running on stage* CHEESY POOF! I WANT MY CHEESY POOFS DAMMIT! *Runs straight into a podium* . OW GOD DAMMIT!

Everyone: … *anime water drops*

Kenny: Muffled talking !! *Pole hits Kenny in the head killing him*

Janitor: *sweeps Kenny backstage*

Kyle: Oh my God! That pole killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD! *Cartman and Kyle run backstage*

Vivi: Err…

Zidane: … *water drop*

Darien: That was interesting… Okay, Garnet, you're in the lead. Pick a category.

Garnet: How many letters are in the word 'stupid' for 800.

Darien: Okay. This is the number of letters in the word, 'stupid.'

8 Zidane: *buzzes in* One!

**BZZT**

Darien: Wrong. *Throws a bouncy ball at Zidane's nose* Where were you when they had schooling?

Zidane: Schooling? What's that?

Darien: *water drop*

Vivi: *buzzes in* 6?

Darien: Correct. *Vivi receives 800 points*

Vivi: Y-Yea! *Does victory dance*

Darien: ^_^; It's time for Final Jeopardy! And the question you have to answer is, "What color are red roses?" ::Jeopardy Music Plays::

**Beep**

Darien: Time's up, lets see what you wrote…

Serena: *runs back and crashes Darien to the floor*

Darien: ?!?!???!!

Serena: Sorry! Kyle's chasing me with a knife thinking I killed Kenny! HIDE ME!!

Darien: *stands up and Serena hides behind him* …okay, Mr. Tribal, lets see what you have… *reads his answer* 'Garnet,'… that's not the right answer, lets see how much you attempted to lose on your wager? *reads* 'Will you go out me?'…

Garnet: 0.o

Zidane: So will you?

Garnet: *blush* Um… um… y-yes…

Eiko: *wakes up* NOOOO! ZIDANE!

Zidane: Uh-oh… *runs backstage and takes Garnet*

Eiko: NO! ZIDANE WAIT! *stops, remembers about Vivi instead* VIVI!!

Vivi: o.0!!

Eiko: *huggles Vivi*

Vivi: Ack… can't breath!

Eiko: *cuddles him*

Darien: *pulls Eiko off Vivi with one hand* You can smooch him when we're don--!

Serena: *huggles Darien around the neck and tries an attempt at smooching him*

Darien: -_-;; Let's see what Vivi... ack… your choking me woman! Get off!

Vivi answered… Blood. Okay, that's a shade of red also. Wager? …'Tastes good'… *throws a bouncy ball at Vivi too*

Vivi: ;_;

Darien: *getting strangled by Serena and holding a wriggling 6-yr old in his hand*

Eiko: Let go! Let go! Let go!

Darien: *drops her*

Eiko: ;_;!!

Vivi: *runs*

Eiko: Wait up! *chases him*

Darien: … Well, I hope you had a good night… C'ya…

9 Serena: *pulls Darien backstage*

10 Darien: O_O *tries to get away* Let go of me!!

Serena: Noooo! *pulls on his arm*

Darien: *tries to run off*

Serena: *smirks and lets go*

11 Darien: *hits face first in the ground* Damn.. you woman…

Serena: Mwhee! That's all for tonight! Buh-Bye!

R&R! :oD # 2 coming soon!