Chapter 1: "What!"

What Do You Get When All the Main Guys Want Hermione!?!?

A/N: I don't own anything...except for the main Plot...Also...there might be alot of O.O.C. (ouf of character) a lot...

Oh and P.S. Hermione is a lit-NO WAIT...I mean WAY O.O.C. she's is a little BIT DUMBER...but HEY! Haven't you guys ever heard of the saying:

"Don't judge a book by its cover." !!!!

Also...Sirius...is well...he's...well...HORNEY!!!! I'm sorry...reading other people's fanfiction story has made me think that back in HIS days he was a "Hot" guy to hang out with...-pppffff- AS IF...not that I'm saying that I HATE Sirius...just the thought makes me laugh..LOL

Summary:

What do you get when:

1) All the guys….mainly:

A. Lucius Malfoy- The tall, SEXY, arrogant, and smirk man

B. Lord Voldermort- the darkest of them all...mawhaaa!

C. Harry Potter- the boy-who-wouldn't-die!...in Voldie's point of view

D. Draco Malfoy- the son of the "tall, sexy, arrogant, and smirk man"

E. Severus Snape- the potions professor and the serious man...

F. Ron Weasley- the red head

G. Remus Lupin- the Warewolf

H. Sirius Black- the horny guy...

Are after her, their Golden Trio Girl, their Gryffindor Princess, their Insufferable-Know-it-all, and their "filthy Little Mudblood"?

2) Well…READ AND FIND OUT

3) Reasons why they are all trying to capture Hermione's heart are because they love her!?! Or is it another reason? Well for those of you who want to know it's different for each of them.

Keep on reading and find out there reasons.

Reasons for the Guys that want Hermione:

Harry: Because he's her best friend and has secretly has a crush on her ever since first year.

Voldermort: Get her…you get Harry depressed and then Harry will feel lost and will have to kill himself because of it (a/n: got that reason from venusmercurysunev

In the fanfiction story called "Kidnapped")

Severus: Believe he can have, for ONCE, have an actual intellect conversation with her in the future.

Remus: She accepted him being a werewolf…when she later got used to it.

Lucius: Wants to have her as a maid…and put her in her place. "A mudblood doesn't deserve this kind of treatment," in Lucius' POV.

Draco: Wants her to laugh at her even more…and make her life a MORE living hell.

Sirius: He just got back out of Azkaban! And when desperate times come to desperate measure…feels the need to get laid.

His plan is to:

1. Seduce her

2. Make her fall in love with him

3. Get laid

4. Keep her...for more? -shivers at thought-

I mean after all…he was the charmer in his time…at least that's what he thought!

Ron: felt a thud…WAIT—no that was when she put one of the heavy books on the library table for a little bit of "light" reading (a/n: it's in the Chamber of Secrets...think back people). With Hermione's brain, she could help him with the homework and probably Ron could be able to build himself a time travel and go back to the Yule Time Ball and actually ask her INSTEAD of going with the other twin girl. (a/n: Sad I know...but...look...it's soo...awwww -giggles-)

Now that, that is settled. Onward with the STORY!!!!

Tonight was going to be the night that: Lucius Malfoy, Lord Voldermort, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black, were going to make Hermione fall in love with himself…or kidnap her, for some of the guys...I guess.

None of them knew that they were going to meet that fateful night, altogether.

All of the guys have been spying on Hermione for a chance to catch her alone, but has not succeeded, until now, mostly because she's a frickin' book worm and yeah... They all saw her sitting by the lake and alone. Each of them in their own hiding place. Hermione being oblivious to what was happening behind her, since she was in deep thought, didn't see any of their shadows and apparently neither did the men and boys of each other.

Funny how they all counted to three and jumped out, AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! And ended up in a circle with all of them in full view.

They all were shocked by each other that they for about 2 minutes forgetting about Hermione that was 10 feet away from their goals.

Voldermort: -who is fuming…especially since his three death eaters where there- Potter!?! -but more at "the-boy-who-simply-wouldn't-die" since he is...his nemesis (how ever you spell it).

Harry: -shock to see his enemy…but more pissed that his best friend was there- Ron!?!

Ron: -wondering why Draco was here he shouted:- Draco!?!

Draco: -pissed that his father was here- Father!?!

Lucius: -his faithfull friend was here…he was pissed at him- Severus!?!

Severus: -stun to see the man before him. The very man who was one of the people who tormented him in his younger years (a/n: man can he hold a grudge..though I felt so bad when he got lifted from JAMES POTTER...I wanted to kill him...sorry moving on)- Sirius!?!

Sirius: -surprise to see his moony friend here- Remus!?!

Remus: -opens his mouth with his index finger up in the air as if he came up with an idea, but lost it…since everyone had already said each others name he couldn't say anyone elses'- "dammit" –he muttered-

-All of these men where hissing each others

names with every hate in their entire fiber

of their being…even if their names

don't really make an "ssss" at the end of it.-

Hermione quickly jumped up and turned to face what was behind her moments ago. She was interested why all her friends…and enemies where here all at once. She was going to say something, but instead her head looked at the direction whenever one of the guys would say each others' name.
Finally Hermione spoke up once everyone had said each other names. "Uh," Hermione said. Feeling slightly out of place in this conversation. She shot her head up and had the most ridiculous smile you could ever see on her. "HERMIONE!!" Hermione said as her left hand was strait up as if waiting for her to be picked in class to answer a question. Everyone slowly looked at her as if she said something stupid, which she did…in their heads. Hermione looked at all their heads and softly giggled. They looked at her more weirdly before she spoke, "what?"

Harry and Ron looked at her and shaking their heads in a "well?" look.

Hermione: Well….you guys were all saying each other names and… -starts to shuffle her feat a little bit, while looking at the ground before shooting her head back up- I felt lonely. –puts on an innocently smile…hoping they would take her lame excuse-

Voldermort look at her and shook his head with a smug-ish look plastered on his face.

Harry look at her with one eyebrow arched all the way to his hair line.

Draco well…he gave her his known "Malfoy" smirk, mainly thinking how DUMB she looked right now…at the same time hot!

Lucius smirked thinking of how he was going to win this whole conversation and bring Hermione to clean his whole manner and etc.

Severus giving her a werid look to his know-it-all student, (a/n: think of the look where in the first Harry Potter movie where Hermione is attacked in the girls bathroom AFTER the troll attacked and Snape, Quarrel (w/e you spell it), and McGonagall came in and when Hermione says that she was the one that let out the troll (which was a lie) and where Snape, in the back, giving her a "why?" look. Hehehe. )

Remus looked at her with a…bewildered look to it, but then gave her a warm smile.

Sirius gave her a sexy look (in his opinion).

Ron…well…he was being Ron and just scratched his head and blushed slightly because of Hermione's presence.

During all this strange looks that Hermione was receiving from all the guys there was dead silence, making Hermione quite uncomfortable than before.

Lucius Malfoy, Lord Voldermort, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black THINKING: AWKRAWD!!!

Hermione: -having a puzzling look at her enemies and two best friends- "WHAT," -said in a soft tone…but easy for them to hear it.-

A/N: Alright please review…for me will you? Tell me what I should do next…I have a somewhat idea of what I should do…and I would appreciate if you ALSO gave me suggestions…I would love to put it in this here story.