I was thinking the other day, and I thought of something......'None of the
G Wing piotets are girls!!!!!!' Actually, I've been thinking about that for
a while, soooo.....here's the out come, the starting of a G Boyz VS G
Girls!! Scary, the things that go through my little mind!!! This round is
really POINTLESS as well as the entire fic, with the help of my twisted
mind!!
Enjoy!!!
(PG-13....Just incase!!)
Battle Of The Sexes
Round 1
Boyz Against Girlz
(Part 1)
Duo: *Mummbles under breath* Why the hell are we here?
Heero: *In grummbling voice* I should be destroying something....
Quatre: Dorathy said that she and a group of the girls had a suprise for us.
Duo: *Looks around franticly and with squeaky voice grabs Wufei* Dorathy, DAMN! Hide me Chang, QUICK that chick give me nightmares!!!!
Wufei: *Not intimidated at all by the demon womans name* Let go of me Maxwell. *Grummbles curse words under breath*
Trowa: Where am I??
Everyone Exsept Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: Dude, you mean to tell me you still have memory loss!?
Trowa: *Returning to normal* What are you talking about?
Everyone Exsept Trowa: *Falls over anime style.
*Dorathy walks in* *Duo jumps behind Herro like a scared child and whips out gun*
Dorathy: *Grins* I'm glad you all could attend.
Quatre: *In sweet voice* Your very welcome...ummm....What is it were here for....
Duo: *Jumps out from behind still grummbling Heero* She wants to turn us all into demon possesed hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone Looks At Him*
Duo: *Shrinks Back*
Trowa: No more Science Fiction for you Duo.
Dorathy: *Clears Thoat* *In eerie, weirdo voice* Now, if you would all take your seats, we'll begin....
*All take there seats*
Duo: *Looks at Wufei* You believe me, don't cha Chang???
Wufei: *opens one eye and looks at the great destroyer* *Mummbles*
Duo: *Looks at others, who look all calm* DON'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE ME!!!!???
Heero: *In own little world* Must destroy....
Quarte: Uh, Duo, With the last 'insodent' with the preventors, you shouldn't be suprised that we don't believe you.
Trowa: Yeah.
Duo: *Pouts* But...But.......Sally did look like alein from the movie!!! How the heck was I supost to know!!!
Trowa & Quarte: *Sweatdrops*
*Suddenly the room goes black with only a spot light on the platform where Dorathy stood in a pink tutu. (Don't try to visualz it, it's too SCARY!)
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!! *Covers Eyes*
Dorathy: Can it Maxwell! *Smiles as sweet as possible* Now then, due to last weeks strange yet twisted 'insodent' with Sally Po, *Glares At Duo* we girls have got together a small 'incodent' of our own for you five. *Glares At Duo Again* You espesally!!!
Duo: Ahhhhh!! THE DEATH RAYS!!! *Covers eyes again*
Dorathy: GIRLS!!!!
*Hildi, Catherine, Sally, Relena, and Dorathy all line up on the stage.
Dorathy: NOW IT'S OUR TURN!!!!! Mwahahaha!
*Music starts to play*
*Finally grasps Wufei and Heero's attention*
*Hand cuffs come out of the chair arms, and tie down the G Boyz wrists*
Duo: Now do you believe me?!
*Dorathy steps up on center stage with brittney spears mic.*
*Music starts to play*
Heero: *Finally acting semi normal* *In flat tone* Hey, I know this song..... *Starts tapping foot*
Everyone: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: ARE YOU NUTS MAN!
Quatre: Actually, the tune is quite familiar....
Trowa: *As if detective* Yes, yes it is....
Wufei: I agree........
All the girls: *Clear throats as music speeds up*
Duo: ........There not gonna!?
Wufei: Threre gonna.......!
All the boys: THERE GONNA SING!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...............
OH NO! Poor Duo, Herro, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa! The horror!!! What will happen to our brave gundam piolats, and Duo!!!!???? What hanis song with the G girls sing!!!??? AND WAS THE HECK DID DUO DO TO MAKE THE G GIRLS SOOOOOO PEED AT HIM?!?!?!?! Stay tuned for round 2 of Battle Of The Sexes to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
(PG-13....Just incase!!)
Battle Of The Sexes
Round 1
Boyz Against Girlz
(Part 1)
Duo: *Mummbles under breath* Why the hell are we here?
Heero: *In grummbling voice* I should be destroying something....
Quatre: Dorathy said that she and a group of the girls had a suprise for us.
Duo: *Looks around franticly and with squeaky voice grabs Wufei* Dorathy, DAMN! Hide me Chang, QUICK that chick give me nightmares!!!!
Wufei: *Not intimidated at all by the demon womans name* Let go of me Maxwell. *Grummbles curse words under breath*
Trowa: Where am I??
Everyone Exsept Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: Dude, you mean to tell me you still have memory loss!?
Trowa: *Returning to normal* What are you talking about?
Everyone Exsept Trowa: *Falls over anime style.
*Dorathy walks in* *Duo jumps behind Herro like a scared child and whips out gun*
Dorathy: *Grins* I'm glad you all could attend.
Quatre: *In sweet voice* Your very welcome...ummm....What is it were here for....
Duo: *Jumps out from behind still grummbling Heero* She wants to turn us all into demon possesed hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone Looks At Him*
Duo: *Shrinks Back*
Trowa: No more Science Fiction for you Duo.
Dorathy: *Clears Thoat* *In eerie, weirdo voice* Now, if you would all take your seats, we'll begin....
*All take there seats*
Duo: *Looks at Wufei* You believe me, don't cha Chang???
Wufei: *opens one eye and looks at the great destroyer* *Mummbles*
Duo: *Looks at others, who look all calm* DON'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE ME!!!!???
Heero: *In own little world* Must destroy....
Quarte: Uh, Duo, With the last 'insodent' with the preventors, you shouldn't be suprised that we don't believe you.
Trowa: Yeah.
Duo: *Pouts* But...But.......Sally did look like alein from the movie!!! How the heck was I supost to know!!!
Trowa & Quarte: *Sweatdrops*
*Suddenly the room goes black with only a spot light on the platform where Dorathy stood in a pink tutu. (Don't try to visualz it, it's too SCARY!)
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!! *Covers Eyes*
Dorathy: Can it Maxwell! *Smiles as sweet as possible* Now then, due to last weeks strange yet twisted 'insodent' with Sally Po, *Glares At Duo* we girls have got together a small 'incodent' of our own for you five. *Glares At Duo Again* You espesally!!!
Duo: Ahhhhh!! THE DEATH RAYS!!! *Covers eyes again*
Dorathy: GIRLS!!!!
*Hildi, Catherine, Sally, Relena, and Dorathy all line up on the stage.
Dorathy: NOW IT'S OUR TURN!!!!! Mwahahaha!
*Music starts to play*
*Finally grasps Wufei and Heero's attention*
*Hand cuffs come out of the chair arms, and tie down the G Boyz wrists*
Duo: Now do you believe me?!
*Dorathy steps up on center stage with brittney spears mic.*
*Music starts to play*
Heero: *Finally acting semi normal* *In flat tone* Hey, I know this song..... *Starts tapping foot*
Everyone: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: ARE YOU NUTS MAN!
Quatre: Actually, the tune is quite familiar....
Trowa: *As if detective* Yes, yes it is....
Wufei: I agree........
All the girls: *Clear throats as music speeds up*
Duo: ........There not gonna!?
Wufei: Threre gonna.......!
All the boys: THERE GONNA SING!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...............
OH NO! Poor Duo, Herro, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa! The horror!!! What will happen to our brave gundam piolats, and Duo!!!!???? What hanis song with the G girls sing!!!??? AND WAS THE HECK DID DUO DO TO MAKE THE G GIRLS SOOOOOO PEED AT HIM?!?!?!?! Stay tuned for round 2 of Battle Of The Sexes to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!